Chicks, tell me this...

[mmmmm...beer 812]

What is it about women that when they see a man relaxing they have to come up with some sh!t for him to do?

 

Why when you are up early in the morning doing something do I need to be up as well? Is it just so you can have someone listen to you blab? When you see a man sleeping does it just irritate you or something?

 

LET ME SLEEP DAMMIT!

 

Can I finish watching the FRICKIN GAME?!?!

 

Is it something in your genetics?

[hoytdwow 202]

Because you're a lazy POS

[davebg 0]

Tell me about it. Mrs. DaveBG has this uncanny ability to always know the exact WORST time to come up w/sh|t for me to do.

 

Last few minutes of a tight game? Can you do this for me?

Just started a movie? Can you do that for me?

Got myself something from the kitchen and just sat down? Can you bring me one?

 

[kutulu 1,688]

[hoytdwow 202]

Got myself something from the kitchen and just sat down? Can you bring me one?

 

Ask if she wants one while you're in there. It's called being nice. HTH

[mmmmm...beer 812]

Because you're a lazy POS

 

that.... and i get off work at midnight and get to sleep about 2am usually.... then of course I've got to be up with boy at ohh.. 6:30 this morning.

 

It would be HORRIBLE if I slept past 8am on my days off wouldn't it?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I have also noticed that they don't come up with a better offer.

 

It is not like they are saying,

 

"Hey, honey let me give you a BJ" or

"Hey, rather than relaxing on the couch for a few minutes, let me get you a pillow and you can do it right". or

"While you are sitting there, do you want me to get you some french fries and you can dip them on the ketchup that I put between my boobs"

 

I don't get it

[davebg 0]

Ask if she wants one while you're in there. It's called being nice. HTH

We eat at the breakfast bar...it faces in on the kitchen. If she's watching me grab a can of soda why does she have to wait until I have opened said can of soda, gotten myself a glass, filled said glass w/ice, poured said can of soda into said glass of ice, walked out of the kitchen, taken my seat at the breakfast bar and picked up my silverware to begin eating the meal that I just cooked for both of us before asking me to get her a can of soda too?

[Slruc 0]

Edited for simplicity:

 

 

So to answer: I don't know. You should be able to sleep in on days off if you're truly a co contributor to the household.

[hoytdwow 202]

We eat at the breakfast bar...it faces in on the kitchen. If she's watching me grab a can of soda why does she have to wait until I have opened said can of soda, gotten myself a glass, filled said glass w/ice, poured said can of soda into said glass of ice, walked out of the kitchen, taken my seat at the breakfast bar and picked up my silverware to begin eating the meal that I just cooked for both of us before asking me to get her a can of soda too?

[mmmmm...beer 812]

Got myself something from the kitchen and just sat down? Can you bring me one?

 

 

mmmmm...beer: (as he's watching tv with the woman) "I'm starvin... I'm gonna go to the kitchen and find something to eat."

 

(mmmmm...beer fixes himself a sammich and some diet cokes and comes downstairs. Sits next to the wife again)

 

mrs. mmmmm...beer: "Oh that looks good." (eats half my sammich and doesn't understand why i look incredulously at her) "What?!... you could have asked me if I wanted one."

 

 

 

 

What the hell?! You just heard me say I'm gonna go fix myself something.... you can't speak up? Do I need to decide I'm going to make a sammich then come back downstairs and ask you if you want one? Didn't I just do that when I said I'm goin upstairs to get somethin to eat?

[jerryskids 6,926]

My wife and I are very careful to be quiet if the other is still asleep. It is called being nice.

[hoytdwow 202]

mmmmm...beer: (as he's watching tv with the woman) "I'm starvin... I'm gonna go to the kitchen and find something to eat. Do you want anything?"

See, it's easy.

YW

[Franknbeans 46]

We eat at the breakfast bar...it faces in on the kitchen. If she's watching me grab a can of soda why does she have to wait until I have opened said can of soda, gotten myself a glass, filled said glass w/ice, poured said can of soda into said glass of ice, walked out of the kitchen, taken my seat at the breakfast bar and picked up my silverware to begin eating the meal that I just cooked for both of us before asking me to get her a can of soda too?

Maybe you should lay off the soda fatty

[mmmmm...beer 812]

My wife and I are very careful to be quiet if the other is still asleep. It is called being nice.

 

My wife is puerto rican... they:

 

A. don't know how to be quiet when others are asleep

B. forget there are other people in the world

 

 

She's gotten WAAAY better since early in our marriage but whattyagonnado??? That was something that I had no clue about until I was around her family. If two people are up before everyone else they don't really try to be quiet. If there's 3 or more up and anyone in the house is still sleeping... it's like they don't care at all. Loudern a danged darn heckfire! (ned riarson)

 

See, it's easy.

YW

 

fock off dr. phil

[TheNewGirl 1,540]

My wife and I are very careful to be quiet if the other is still asleep. It is called being nice.

 

Yes, and my husband takes naps on the weekend with the four year old. I let him sleep in occassionally, and he tries to do the same for me.

 

If I know that he's getting ready to watch a movie, I might say, "Would you mind doing this first?" Or if it's almost ending, "Hey, can you do this when you're done?" It also depends if it's something that I can do on my own.

[hoytdwow 202]

fock off dr. phil

hey, you asked, Cochise.

[Franknbeans 46]

If I know that he's getting ready to watch a movie, I might say, "Would you mind doing me first?" Or if it's almost ending, "Hey, can you do me when you're done?"

 

<- Hubby

[surferskin 30]

that's why they're called biitchz.

[mmmmm...beer 812]

hey, you asked, Cochise.

 

Are you even married?

[Ravens 03 0]

My wife is puerto rican... they:

 

A. don't know how to be quiet when others are asleep

B. forget there are other people in the world

 

Sorry to hear that!

[hoytdwow 202]

Are you even married?

Yes

[surferskin 30]

Yes

 

to a man?

[hoytdwow 202]

to a man?

No

[surferskin 30]

No

 

are you sure? you appear to be either a chick or a ghey dude.

[hoytdwow 202]

are you sure?

Yes

[davebg 0]

My wife is puerto rican... they:

 

A. don't know how to be quiet when others are asleep

B. forget there are other people in the world

She's gotten WAAAY better since early in our marriage but whattyagonnado??? That was something that I had no clue about until I was around her family. If two people are up before everyone else they don't really try to be quiet. If there's 3 or more up and anyone in the house is still sleeping... it's like they don't care at all. Loudern a danged darn heckfire! (ned riarson)

fock off dr. phil

Yeah? Try an only child from a Jewish home in Bayside, Queens.

[jerryskids 6,926]

Also, my wife is (almost) as big a sports fan as I am, so she respects and understands the desire to watch games. This past Sunday for instance, she didn't care as much about the NBA games, but she said to me in the morning "here are the 3 things you need to do, get your ass moving before the games." One of them I hadn't done as the first game approached, and she prodded me to do it.

[Ravens 03 0]

are you sure? you appear to be a ghey dude.

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[George Carlin 1]

"You're the 1st guy I've ever done that with, I swear"

 

Oh how women lie....

[donhaas 18]

My wife is puerto rican... they:

 

 

Boriqua

[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon 0]

 

I'm out cold last night about 2 AM and my wife wakes me up.

 

 

 

Mrs Apu: Your son is coughing a lot. He needs cough medicine.

Apu: Yeah, so.

Mrs Apu: Aren't you gonna give it to him.

Apu: Let me get this straight. You are awake and woke me up so I would go give him medicine.

Mrs Apu: Well yeah, you are on the side of the bed closest to his room.

Apu: <gets up, gives cough medicine to kid, returns>

Mrs Apu: Did you give it to him?

Apu: No. I got up, walked around a bit and came back to bed.

Mrs Apu: Why'd you do that?

Apu: I'm joking, duh. And maybe you could just do it next time since you're already awake.

Mrs Apu: Why would I do that?

Apu: Cause your awake. Goodnight. zzzzzz

[Spider fantasy 0]

She pushed out your firstborn son, your LEGACY, and you gotta give her grief about this?

 

I'd love to sit around (or sleep) and know that my husband is up vacuuming, running dishes AND doing laundry, but it ain't going to happen.

[mmmmm...beer 812]

She pushed out your firstborn son, your LEGACY, and you gotta give her grief about this?

 

I'd love to sit around (or sleep) and know that my husband is up vacuuming, running dishes AND doing laundry, but it ain't going to happen.

 

Uhhhh... I don't see her outside mowing the lawn or working on my mustang do I?!

[Ravens 03 0]

She pushed out your firstborn son, your LEGACY, and you gotta give her grief about this?

 

I'd love to sit around (or sleep) and know that my husband is up vacuuming, running dishes AND doing laundry, but it ain't going to happen.

 

I did all those things [clean dishes, laundry, vacuum, toilets, etc.] and would have expected that whoever woke up 1st would deal with the kid's medicine issue at night.

 

 

Of course I can pretend to be asleep better.

[davebg 0]

I got a good one for ya'.

 

A couple of weeks ago Mrs. DaveBG is just about to get into bed...

 

Mrs. DaveBG: I'm cold. (looks at me like I should turn up the heat on the thermostat)

 

DaveBG: So go turn up the heat.

 

Mrs. DaveBG: Meh (looks at me like I should turn up the heat on the thermostat)

 

Now, why couldn't she walk over to the thermostat to do it?

 

Oh...and before anyone says I should have just done it to be done with it...well...I think I should mention that I was on the CRAPPER during this entire request.

[SmartassBoiler 0]

We eat at the breakfast bar...it faces in on the kitchen. If she's watching me grab a can of soda why does she have to wait until I have opened said can of soda, gotten myself a glass, filled said glass w/ice, poured said can of soda into said glass of ice, walked out of the kitchen, taken my seat at the breakfast bar and picked up my silverware to begin eating the meal that I just cooked for both of us before asking me to get her a can of soda too?

 

I'm sure it occurs just like that every time, right?

[jerryskids 6,926]

The one thing that DOES bug my wife is my god-given ability to sleep through crying kids. Ours are 4/7/10 (not babies), but last week for instance we had a stomach flu run through them all. She will wake me if she needs help (e.g., changing pukey sheets while she gets medicine). Otherwise, she might make a little "accidental" noise on the way back into the room.

 

I got a good one for ya'.

 

A couple of weeks ago Mrs. DaveBG is just about to get into bed...

 

Mrs. DaveBG: I'm cold. (looks at me like I should turn up the heat on the thermostat)

 

DaveBG: So go turn up the heat.

 

Mrs. DaveBG: Meh (looks at me like I should turn up the heat on the thermostat)

 

Now, why couldn't she walk over to the thermostat to do it?

 

Oh...and before anyone says I should have just done it to be done with it...well...I think I should mention that I was on the CRAPPER during this entire request.

I always close the door when I crap. Problem solved.

 

Seriously, you guys have a well-documented communication problem. Why not just say "honey, I'm taking a dump here, why are you asking me to do it instead of just doing it yourself?"

[davebg 0]

I'm sure it occurs just like that every time, right?

Not quite every time, but often enough so that when I feel like trying to teach her a lesson (like what it's like to sit down to eat dinner and have food on the fork, only to have to get up from the table for something that could easily have been prevented/avoided) I will get it for her, but leave it just out of reach....so she has to get up for no good reason.

I know...I'm a d|ck.  She knew it too before she agreed to marry me.

 

I always close the door when I crap. Problem solved.

 

Seriously, you guys have a well-documented communication problem. Why not just say "honey, I'm taking a dump here, why are you asking me to do it instead of just doing it yourself?"

Door was closed...doesn't stop her.

 

As for the communication...believe me, I let her know. I told her, "You know, I'm a little busy right now...maybe you could walk all the way over to the thermostat and take care of it. Unless you want me to drag my sh|t covered ass around the house."

 

Actually, she has this habit of asking me to do things that she is fully capable of doing...usually when she is in a better position to do them. It has come up in cousneling.

[Slruc 0]

So this was less of a question thread and more of a bytch about your wife thread?

 

Ok.

 

 

~slowly backs out~