Nate Burleson's Burly Son 0 Posted May 10, 2006 Commence jokes and ridicule now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulinstl 295 Posted May 10, 2006 No need to worry, there will be no Vas Deferens between before and after. Twice in one day I get to use this one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nate Burleson's Burly Son 0 Posted May 10, 2006 That's it?! These are my balls about to be savaged, people! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted May 10, 2006 I think we're all just happy to hear you won't be reproducing! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Hertz 1 Posted May 10, 2006 If you think a tetanus shot is painful, you are in for a real treat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,891 Posted May 10, 2006 I'm really looking forward to your vasectomy, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 816 Posted May 10, 2006 Why isn't she getting her tubes tied instead? Did you lose a bet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nate Burleson's Burly Son 0 Posted May 10, 2006 I think we're all just happy to hear you won't be reproducing! Correction."Re-reproducing". I've got an 8 year old daughter and a 6 year old son. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted May 10, 2006 Correction."Re-reproducing". I've got an 8 year old daughter and a 6 year old son. Ah crap! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nate Burleson's Burly Son 0 Posted May 10, 2006 Why isn't she getting her tubes tied instead? Did you lose a bet? It's just one of those compromises you make in life. She's had an IUD for years and wants to be rid of it. Actually, my stupid brother in law just got it done, and my sister really bent my wife's ear about it. That's what started the discussion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted May 10, 2006 Don't forget to milk it. You need to lay on the couch with a bag of frozen peas on your boys watching sports and drinking beer all weekend. Otherwise there is a risk of swelling. Doctors orders and all. YWIW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted May 10, 2006 It's just one of those compromises you make in life. She's had an IUD for years and wants to be rid of it. Actually, my stupid brother in law just got it done, and my sister really bent my wife's ear about it. That's what started the discussion. Also, a vasectomy costs much less. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 816 Posted May 10, 2006 It's just one of those compromises you make in life. So you're saying that not only are you losing your manhood, but you never really had it to begin with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted May 10, 2006 Don't forget to milk it. You need to lay on the couch with a bag of frozen peas on your boys watching sports and drinking beer all weekend. Otherwise there is a risk of swelling. Doctors orders and all. YWIW Agreed. You should have planned it for a good sports weekend. I got mine done on Masters weekend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,281 Posted May 10, 2006 I'm gonna try and plan mine for week 1 of the NFL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Hertz 1 Posted May 10, 2006 I'm gonna try and plan mine for week 1 of the NFL. Solid plan fricker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nate Burleson's Burly Son 0 Posted May 10, 2006 So you're saying that not only are you losing your manhood, but you never really had it to begin with. The last time you had contact with any manhood, some stranger was dropping it into your mouth in a rest area stall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 816 Posted May 10, 2006 The last time you had contact with any manhood, some stranger was dropping it into your mouth in a rest area stall. Jeesh, what a grouch. You're just upset about not being a man anymore. I'd probably be a little testy too... (punz) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nate Burleson's Burly Son 0 Posted May 10, 2006 Jeesh, what a grouch. You're just upset about not being a man anymore. I'd probably be a little testy too... (punz) That's better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD1CT36 1 Posted May 10, 2006 good for you! we're proud! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GuidingLight 3 Posted May 10, 2006 Hope it goes well. (nothing funny to say)... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeremy 0 Posted May 10, 2006 Agreed. You should have planned it for a good sports weekend. I got mine done on Masters weekend. I had mine done the week before the Masters. Bad planning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nate Burleson's Burly Son 0 Posted May 10, 2006 Since some of you have had this done, do you think I'll be up and around for Monday morning? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan06 1 Posted May 10, 2006 No need to worry, there will be no Vas Deferens between before and after.Twice in one day I get to use this one. Not often, but every once in a long while, there is just nothing better than a paulie post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted May 10, 2006 Wouldn't be a hoot to find out your SO is pregnant right when you get back from the operation. Maybe she'll have twins. haha,haha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nate Burleson's Burly Son 0 Posted May 10, 2006 Wouldn't be a hoot to find out your SO is pregnant right when you get back from the operation. Maybe she'll have twins. haha,haha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted May 10, 2006 Since some of you have had this done, do you think I'll be up and around for Monday morning? Depends on what you mean by "up"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,281 Posted May 10, 2006 Wouldn't be a hoot to find out your SO is pregnant right when you get back from the operation. Maybe she'll have twins. haha,haha. Be more of a hoot if she gets pregnant in 6 months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted May 10, 2006 Be more of a hoot if she gets pregnant in 6 months. Not funny. That happened to me, dang thing just didn't take. Focked up my sperm too because it came out black Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeremy 0 Posted May 10, 2006 Since some of you have had this done, do you think I'll be up and around for Monday morning? You'll be walking around with only minor discomfort by Sunday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nate Burleson's Burly Son 0 Posted May 10, 2006 You'll be walking around with only minor discomfort by Sunday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted May 10, 2006 Not funny. That happened to me, dang thing just didn't take. Focked up my sperm too because it came out black Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted May 10, 2006 Remember not to sneeze for two days. If you do, have a clean bowl ready to put your nuts in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ocramfan 0 Posted May 10, 2006 Good Luck. It's fockin" painful....I had black and blue balls for 40 days afterwards. Then, I probably had sex 6 times with my wife in 6 months, where I could deposit in her. Then, she told me she wanted a divorce. So much for being able to start a family if I ever find another broad. But....I do still have my $ 100 co-pay receipt from the doctor that clearly says "Vasectomy" on it....to show any new trim I pull from the bars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted May 10, 2006 Just go ahead and ask the doc to implant your bagina too. It will save you a year or two of wondering, daydreaming, confusion, and finally, joyful acceptance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,545 Posted May 11, 2006 Slide the doctor a 100 spot to put in a few extra stiches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted May 11, 2006 Good Luck. It's fockin" painful....I had black and blue balls for 40 days afterwards. Then, I probably had sex 6 times with my wife in 6 months, where I could deposit in her. Then, she told me she wanted a divorce. So much for being able to start a family if I ever find another broad. But....I do still have my $ 100 co-pay receipt from the doctor that clearly says "Vasectomy" on it....to show any new trim I pull from the bars. Really? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ocramfan 0 Posted May 11, 2006 Really? Yes....really Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
