D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted June 29, 2006 old news? MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus. Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object. ..... "I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners." The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose. rink Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red White and Blue 0 Posted June 29, 2006 If they screwed it into a lamp could he use his pee slit as a flashlight? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,546 Posted June 29, 2006 Maybe they were just trying to get a better look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted June 29, 2006 Was thier last name Watts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D'ohmer Simpson 0 Posted June 29, 2006 He should have put in a Clapper while he was at it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 582 Posted June 29, 2006 How loose is his anus that a lightbulb can be jammed in WITHOUT BREAKING? On second thought, I don't want to know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,560 Posted June 29, 2006 Uncle Fester could probably do that trick too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davebg 0 Posted June 29, 2006 You know, I played that game "Operation" many times as a kid, but I don't recall the old "light bulb in the anus" piece. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted June 29, 2006 How many prison guards does it take to screw a light bulb into a prisonor's ass? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted June 29, 2006 You know, I played that game "Operation" many times as a kid, but I don't recall the old "light bulb in the anus" piece. you had to turn the game over Share this post Link to post Share on other sites