Operation removes lightbulb from anus

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

old news?

 

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

 

Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

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"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

 

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose. rink

 

[Red White and Blue 0]

If they screwed it into a lamp could he use his pee slit as a flashlight?

[kutulu 1,545]

Maybe they were just trying to get a better look.

[The Elevator Killer 497]

Was thier last name Watts?

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

He should have put in a Clapper while he was at it.

[ZeroTolerance 582]

How loose is his anus that a lightbulb can be jammed in WITHOUT BREAKING?

 

On second thought, I don't want to know.

[Voltaire 4,560]

Uncle Fester could probably do that trick too.

[davebg 0]

You know, I played that game "Operation" many times as a kid, but I don't recall the old "light bulb in the anus" piece.

[edjr 5,567]

[joneo 529]

How many prison guards does it take to screw a light bulb into a prisonor's ass?

[Franknbeans 46]

You know, I played that game "Operation" many times as a kid, but I don't recall the old "light bulb in the anus" piece.

 

you had to turn the game over