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I've been "Bring It On" for the past few years.... granted, it has worked :P...

but i'd like something with a little more spunk.

 

what is your name? and if you had to change it, what would it be?

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one year i wuz "off in the woods"...i wanted whoever beat me to proudly proclaim "I beat Off in the Woods". Last year i wuz "Hermicidal Tendancy", my nickname from college is Herm. If you got a nickname, work it in there or just come up with something off the wall i guess

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i went with a simple "the Lt. dans", i dono it just makes me laugh every time i look at it.

 

....strangely funny movie

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well last year, with LT, Chad Johnson and Palmer, my team name was Chadanian Palmlinson.

 

With LT, LJ and Johnson as my keepers, I was thinking of doing Chadanian Tomjohnson. Figured that got old, so I changed it to 121 with a superscript TM (trademark) symbol.

 

It stands for #1 RB, #2RB, #1 WR. Sick keepers huh?!

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New Orleans Hurricane Looters

 

Micheal Jackson's Glove Lovers

 

Me Hoff (You'll never beat Me Hoff)

 

Barefoot Trailer Dwellers

 

Alabama Sister Humpers

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one year i wuz "off in the woods"...i wanted whoever beat me to proudly proclaim "I beat Off in the Woods". Last year i wuz "Hermicidal Tendancy", my nickname from college is Herm. If you got a nickname, work it in there or just come up with something off the wall i guess

anything with "off <insert word>" is gold jerry, gold. I like "off constanlty"

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anything with "off <insert word>" is old jerry, old. I like "off constanlty"

 

Fixed that for ya.

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DC Dysentery here...as in you will get Dysentery when you play me...and DC for well...DC of the washington variety...

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I've been "Bring It On" for the past few years.... granted, it has worked :lol:...

but i'd like something with a little more spunk.

 

what is your name? and if you had to change it, what would it be?

 

I've got many team names...most have a primate in them. The funniest name in a new league I'm in this year is "Very Angry Emus." Makes me laugh every time I see it. I like something threatening modifying a non-threatening thing...like:

 

Homicidal Donkeys

Deadly Kiwifruit

Knife Wielding Squirrels

 

You get the jist.

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Since all my buddies know I'm not circumsized, I go by "Robin Hood" or "Rumpled Foreskin"

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Since all my buddies know I'm not circumsized, I go by "Robin Hood" or "Rumpled Foreskin"

 

 

TMI TMI!!!!!!!

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Stuck trying to find a name too.

 

This year I have another owner in on the team with me, doing the co owner thing.

 

 

Some choices are

 

New Orleans Yatch Club

New Orleans Swim Team

 

I can't find any good avatars to use for those though :banana:

 

 

Big Huck n Chicken ( which i seen some teams with already )

 

######'n'Balls

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I've been thinking of going with "Alicia Keys is a Genius" since that's all you ever hear at the awards shows...

 

but I've gone with the truth this year:

 

 

 

 

Vaginally Challenged.

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In keeping with your old name (and with a nod to a Jaime Pressly line from Not Another Teen Movie), how about:

 

Already Been Brought-en

 

HTH

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There are a couple of good names in my league:

 

Snapper Slappers

Furnucle

Crotch Crabs

The Hood Detectives

Uncle Rico's QB Club

 

Of course, none of these are mine because I have no imagination.

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one year i wuz "off in the woods"...i wanted whoever beat me to proudly proclaim "I beat Off in the Woods". Last year i wuz "Hermicidal Tendancy", my nickname from college is Herm. If you got a nickname, work it in there or just come up with something off the wall i guess

I think we have a winner! Have a poll of the best choices.

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A couple from my league:

 

Dreadjocks

 

Pastafarians

 

El Chupacabra

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Since all my buddies know I'm not circumsized, I go by "Robin Hood" or "Rumpled Foreskin"

 

Sounds like your league is a little more "friendly" than mine :wub:

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Hug It Out

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Just as my name says ThreeDeep...because thats as deep as my team goes it seems :lol:

 

shoot I cant remember my previous member password,had to make a new name...:(

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Use Search. There have been lots of these topics. That said, here's a few"

 

Infidels (my current one in honor of our troops)

Inmates (Like the U, recruited from prisons, mental institutions etc)

Texas Trailer Park Trash

Rotting Corpses or Rotten Carcuses (who wants to admit losing to them?)

Carnivores (you have to be ready for some gay jokes)

Tastes Like Chicken (works on so many levels, use it in some leagues)

 

HTH :huh:

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Here are a few

7 Jerks and a Squirt

Yellow Snow

Slapnuts

The Wood

Radius of Gyration

 

Left Testicle was for a guy that had one of his nuts removed and he had the left one left

 

This next one is a new favorite and is based off of something a co-worker of my brothers who has to go to crappy hotels for his job. He doesn't know when the sheets have been washed they are so dirty that if he wanted to he could make snow angels in the pubic hair left by previous people so he calls it

 

Pubic Hair Angels

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My team names is The Torn ACLz. I got it from someone who suggested it on this forum last year. If you want you can go with Ruptured Achilles, or something that has to do with an injury. I find those funny for some reason. The Turf Toes is a good one. MCL Sprains also.

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Team Sneakybush

 

(here in Minny we use the term to describe an alternate route to take) :(

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