texasmouth 1 Posted July 13, 2006 You are so wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 1,015 Posted July 13, 2006 straight to hell with you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recidivist 1 Posted July 13, 2006 I was going to ask her to clap for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronToe Nedney 0 Posted July 13, 2006 Hmmm, I might.... she seems harmless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,619 Posted July 13, 2006 I was going to ask her to clap for me. How about a cartwheel? HAHAHA.. I made myself laugh outloud, I'm a sick focker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davebg 0 Posted July 13, 2006 I bet she does a mean impersonation of the T-Rex from Jurassic Park. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted July 13, 2006 I bet she has a hell of a time catching a cab. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,619 Posted July 13, 2006 I bet she does a mean impersonation of the T-Rex from Jurassic Park. I love you guys. Always there when I need a laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beercat 5 Posted July 13, 2006 You must show her who to do it first Instructions Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,619 Posted July 13, 2006 You must show her who to do it first Instructions Nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,503 Posted July 13, 2006 Well, one thing is for sure, she would have a hard time fighting you off when you wanted sex but she wasnt interested... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted July 13, 2006 Hmmm, I might.... she seems armless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,659 Posted July 13, 2006 I hate myself for laughing at this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,619 Posted July 13, 2006 I hate myself for laughing at this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
texasmouth 1 Posted July 13, 2006 Now that was funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtodd 7 Posted July 13, 2006 I give this thread out of 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,619 Posted July 13, 2006 I give this thread out of 4 The man DOES know comedy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artist Formerly Known as Big O 0 Posted July 13, 2006 I love her page [] much Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ellisonb11 0 Posted July 13, 2006 you guys are sick fockers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,573 Posted July 13, 2006 No picture and just a profile of a short, newage lawyer. I don't see what the big deal is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,619 Posted July 13, 2006 No picture and just a profile of a short, newage lawyer. I don't see what the big deal is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavy-set 39 Posted July 13, 2006 I hope you aholes meet the woman of your dreams, build your dream home, and have a kid that is disabled. see how hard you laugh then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beercat 5 Posted July 13, 2006 You had the ketup bottle experience didn't you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,619 Posted July 13, 2006 I hope you aholes meet the woman of your dreams, build your dream home, and have a kid that is disabled. see how hard you laugh then. Take it easy there short-arm. Should I ask her to go swimming? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,659 Posted July 13, 2006 I hope you aholes meet the woman of your dreams, build your dream home, and have a kid that is disabled. see how hard you laugh then. would my dream home have a deck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Black Label Society Posted July 13, 2006 If you're HAPPY and you know it...Clap your STUMP.... If you're HAPPY and you know it...Clap your STUMP.... If you're HAPPY and you know it, then your ELBOWS (?) will surely show it.... If you're HAPPY and you know it...Clap your STUMP.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD1CT36 1 Posted July 13, 2006 you are soooooo mean!!! do i have to come over and spank you edjr????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,659 Posted July 13, 2006 If you're HAPPY and you know it...Clap your STUMP.... If you're HAPPY and you know it...Clap your STUMP.... If you're HAPPY and you know it, then your ELBOWS (?) will surely show it.... If you're HAPPY and you know it...Clap your STUMP.... There's prolly a special sub-basement conference room reserved in Hell for the Geeks... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,619 Posted July 13, 2006 you are soooooo mean!!! do i have to come over and spank you edjr????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IrishDrunk 0 Posted July 13, 2006 A buddy of mine met this girl in a bar who had a "gimpy" arm/hand (not sure how else to describe it)...they met playing Air Hockey (why!? she was terrible!) - anyway he kicked her a$$ at it (he was so proud), then proceeded to take her home and have sex with her - and I'll never forget the line he whipped out: "Use the bad hand on my c0ck..." - She did... WOW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted July 13, 2006 i bet she's good at swimmin--- er treading water Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
texasmouth 1 Posted July 14, 2006 A buddy of mine met this girl in a bar who had a "gimpy" arm/hand (not sure how else to describe it)...they met playing Air Hockey (why!? she was terrible!) - anyway he kicked her a$$ at it (he was so proud), then proceeded to take her home and have sex with her - and I'll never forget the line he whipped out: "Use the bad hand on my c0ck..." - She did... WOW! One of the best stories I have EVAH heard. I just read it out loud to my shop. Focking funny as hell. I almost hurt myself laughing at that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artist Formerly Known as Big O 0 Posted July 14, 2006 I hope you aholes meet the woman of your dreams, build your dream home, and have a kid that is disabled. see how hard you laugh then. I have a severely disabled family member and I laughed. I also laugh at messican jokes too from my freinds, assuming they are all in fun. If you cant laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? Lighten up, Nancy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,619 Posted July 14, 2006 I have a severely disabled family member and I laughed. I also laugh at messican jokes too from my freinds, assuming they are all in fun. If you cant laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?Lighten up, Nancy. Check out the gimp on this season of last comic standing. the 2nd funniest guy on the show and he has CP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted July 14, 2006 I have a severely disabled family member and I laughed. I also laugh at messican jokes too from my freinds, assuming they are all in fun. If you cant laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?Lighten up, Nancy. who dat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beercat 5 Posted July 14, 2006 I have a severely disabled family member and I laughed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artist Formerly Known as Big O 0 Posted July 14, 2006 who dat? My Aunt (Dad's Sister), severely mentally retarded, but functional. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
