have you ever been so embarrassed ?

[Siouxsie 1]

my mercer silk powder blue cuffed capri pants

 

in front of a cop

and about 25 other socialites

 

yes i'm still having some minor medical problems

but i was scared

 

i was a guest at a backyard garden party

in affluent horse country

in middleburg, virginia

on saturday afternoon ..

and i went to my car to get a doobie i had rolled

to sneak off with a couple of ladies

near the back treeline

when

a cop walked in behind me

he approached me

AND I PEED RIGHT IN MY PANTS

right in front of him ..

i thought he saw me get the weed from my car .. and i was busted

he only wanted to tell me that i had left a water bottle

on my car trunk lid

but

the embarrassment was done

 

he looked very apologetic

when i told him/them that i had a medical problem

still i had to stand there for several minutes before the homeowner was alerted

and i was given a pass into the house lavatory

 

they offered to wash them .. but they have to be cleaned professionally

plus i peed in my swimsuit that i had on underneath

 

i wore a wrap around tropical floral scarf cover up

that they offered me

for the rest of the evening

it was fine

but without a panty - i had to be a little more careful

 

didn't swim las night because

well because

[gocolts 300]

If they(the cops) are anything like they are around my neck of the woods,he prolly just wanted you to share the doobie.

[NewbieJr 541]

Next time this happens, follow this little plan...

 

Tell two of the lady friends that you were toking up with to pretend that they've grabbed you and are forcing you into the pool.

Keep your beer cup in your hand and act like youy're fighting them and are spilling your beer all over yourself. (That'll explain the wet spot on your pants)

 

Have them throw you into the pool. (The chlorine will clean your pissy pants)

 

The homeowners will feel sorry for you and give you clothes to wear while yours dry.

 

 

YWIA

[peenie 2,005]

Next time this happens, follow this little plan...

 

Have them throw you into the pool. (The chlorine will clean your pissy pants)

 

[SUXBNME 1,625]

my mercer silk powder blue cuffed capri pants

 

in front of a cop

and about 25 other socialites

 

yes i'm still having some minor medical problems

but i was scared

 

i was a guest at a backyard garden party

in affluent horse country

in middleburg, virginia

on saturday afternoon ..

and i went to my car to get a doobie i had rolled

to sneak off with a couple of ladies

near the back treeline

when

a cop walked in behind me

he approached me

AND I SUCKED HIM OFF RIGHT THERE

 

i thought he saw me get the weed from my car .. and i was busted

he only wanted to tell me that i shouldn't use my teeth so much,but

the embarrassment was done

 

[Thornton Melon 653]

Why does this story look like song lyrics?

[Siouxsie 1]

 

 

peeeeeeeeenieee !

you know mercer silks

don't go into water

heck, the chlorine alone

would melt them

(they're shear)

 

btw, peenie my dear

(i'm guessing you are a black female ..

regardless)

you are on record as saying my man and i wouldn't stay together .. remember ?

well, we're still together .. and we even got married

and have survived other pitfalls - still in love, baby !

 

no apology necessary

just don't underestimate me

 

 

and hello newbier,jr .. who has to be the (best) poster at fftoday

 

and thornton melon .. if you stick a hook in my stories .. they all can be sung, sweetie

i'm the singer

he's the song

he writes the words

i sing along

 

 

mmm 'k ?

[wiffleball 4,797]

There are some guys who would pay huge dollars for footage of this incident.

[NewbieJr 541]

and hello newbier,jr .. who has to be the (best) poster at fftoday

Absolutely! No poll neccessary.

 

(Thanks)

[Siouxsie 1]

There are some guys who would pay huge dollars for footage of this incident.

 

 

i don't know about huge

but it's prolly already on the internet somewhere

i'm not too savvy

but one of the cops they rented for the soirée

was a loudoun boy

anyway, there were 2 security cameras for the entire backyard

i heard he was in the security shed watching a reply of my mishap

i never saw it but i wasn't within 50' of the sec cam when ... well .. you know

can't imagine the thrill from this

if i saw a man peeing his pants - i wouldn't be sexually excited

i'd prolly just want to wash his drunk peed ass self

then when he was clean .. and still naked ... ... ...

ok i see the point

just now

i see the point

 

that is the point, isn't it ?

 

 

if anybody finds it online .. please let me know / mmm 'k ?

[TAS 2]

Did I miss something? Weren't you like 8 mths preggos?

[Siouxsie 1]

Did I miss something? Weren't you like 8 mths preggos?

 

 

 

* see patsfatsboy .. he's been keeping up

 

i am where i am

k ?

[TAS 2]

* see patsfatsboy .. he's been keeping up

 

i am where i am

k ?

Cool!

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

anyway, there were 2 security cameras for the entire backyard

i heard he was in the security shed watching a reply of my mishap

i never saw it but i wasn't within 50' of the sec cam

Prolly also watching you smoke that doob. Busted!

[bob_probert_2000 1]

* see patsfatsboy .. he's been keeping up

 

i am where i am

k ?

so you're smoking pot while pregnant?

[wiffleball 4,797]

Ya know, they make these little pads for wimmen who tend to piiss themselves now.....

[lickin_starfish 2,029]

Good job force feeding your fetus

With the reefer.

You are quite the loser

I hope your child doesn't suffer

From your stupidity.

[NewbieJr 541]

Good job force feeding your fetus

With the reefer.

You are quite the loser

I hope your child doesn't suffer

From your stupidity.

Guys, before this gets carried away....for those who missed it when it was posted a month or so ago, Siouxsie lost her baby due to some medical problems.

I'm all for bustin' peoples' chops and all, but I'm pretty sure that the majority of you wouldn't stoop to the level of making light of that.

 

Carry on.

[TAS 2]

Guys, before this gets carried away....for those who missed it when it was posted a month or so ago, Siouxsie lost her baby due to some medical problems.

I'm all for bustin' peoples' chops and all, but I'm pretty sure that the majority of you wouldn't stoop to the level of making light of that.

 

Carry on.

Sorry, Newbs, I honestly missed that and was inquiring. I've personally been down that road and it sucks! My condolences to Sioux!

[NewbieJr 541]

Sorry, Newbs, I honestly missed that and was inquiring. I've personally been down that road and it sucks! My condolences to Sioux!

No problem, dude.

As much as some of us like to portrait ourselves as insensitive meatheads, I'm sure that no one enjoys hearing that someone has gone through the pain of losing their baby.

 

[lickin_starfish 2,029]

Oopsie daisy. I didn't know about that.

[ROBOKOP 0]

Dont really careif I sound insensitive, but I have yet to hear whether or not the lifestyle choices contributed to her losing the baby. I have no room for that crap.

[Siouxsie 1]

gosh, i'm embarrassed by this

(thanks newbie,jr)

 

yes i lost my child

i have ovary problems that i first incurred as a 9 year old when i was sexually abused by a family member

 

the pot has nothing to do with it

i didn't even get high during those few months

but if someone is down on doing that

but does caffeine

or alcohol

or nicotine

then there's a problem

otherwise

 

carry on

[CurlyNight 0]

Did I miss something? Weren't you like 8 mths preggos?

To boot, the father was not her husband but some gay dude if I remember correctly?

 

Anyway, sorry for the loss, but it's hard to feel completely compassionate for someone who cheated on her husband.

[ROBOKOP 0]

gosh, i'm embarrassed by this

(thanks newbie,jr)

 

yes i lost my child

i have ovary problems that i first incurred as a 9 year old when i was sexually abused by a family member

 

the pot has nothing to do with it

i didn't even get high during those few months

but if someone is down on doing that

but does caffeine

or alcohol

or nicotine

then there's a problem

otherwise

 

carry on

 

It sounds like you have had a hard life. I wish you the best in picking yourself up and getting your life on track. I am sorry for your loss. It is only my wish that you were and are prepared to bring a child into this world. Pregnant mothers should not smoke drink or do drugs because of the risk to a child, but any obscure comparison of caffeine and marijuana is absolutely absurd. Caffeine should be limited. Good luck and just say no to drugs.