Taking applications for a board enemy.

[NewbieJr 541]

I get a lot of joy watching the various battles on this board. Not the normal everyday Yankees/Red Sox or Ginger/Mary Anne battles, I mean the name calling, personal info-type battles like Toro and MDc have.

 

The problem is, I don't have any real enemies on the board. Sure, I have words with a few guys now and then, but I honestly can't say there's abyone who I truly dislike.

 

Well, that's about to change. Things get boring without an antagonist. Popeye needed Bluto. Spiderman needed that Rhino-man thingy guy.

 

I'm taking applications to be my ***official Board enemy***

 

Simply state why you think you would be a good enemy for me. We will have monumental battles in the future.

 

Good luck.

[drobeski 3,061]

i dont think anyone really likes you

[dolfan06 1]

I've given you severe tongue-lashings in the past that were so subtle and funny that you had no focking idea what was happening to you. I can keep bringing that kind of pain all day long!

[NewbieJr 541]

i dont think anyone really likes you

Actually, I believe the opposite to be true. That's what makes it so boring around here.

Guys want to be me and the ladies want to do me.

 

I need someone who really hates me. IT's going to be hard to find.

[gocolts 300]

but I honestly can't say there's abyone who I truly dislike.

 

[DaWeffa 0]

I've given you severe tongue-lashings in the past that were so subtle and funny that you had no focking idea what was happening to you. I can keep bringing that kind of pain all day long!

[NewbieJr 541]

I've given you severe tongue-lashings in the past that were so subtle and funny that you had no focking idea what was happening to you. I can keep bringing that kind of pain all day long!

Really? Link?

I'm not so bright, so you can't be subtle with me. You need to hit me over the head with it if you want an insult to have an affect.

 

Damn! I may have to go back and edit.

[dolfan06 1]

Really? Link?

I'm not so bright, so you can't be subtle with me. You need to hit me over the head with it if you want an insult to have an affect.

 

Exactly, because you're very stupid! Zing!

[gocolts 300]

Damn! I may have to go back and edit.

It wasn't about that.I'm just happy to know that someone doesn't hate ME.

[kutulu 1,692]

Pick me. TIA, fockface.

[Toro 1]

It's actually really simple.

 

Go around to every thread and every single argument that is made, simply counter the argument with misinformation while always calling people names.

 

Eventually, you'll have people emailing you.

 

It worked for me and it can work for you too.

[Isotopes 1]

You suck.

[cinciman7 2]

Actually, I believe the opposite to be true. That's what makes it so cool around here.

Guys want to do me and the ladies want to be me.

 

I need someone who really diggs me. IT's going to be hard when they find it.

Application submitted

[Q.Lazzarus 0]

Nah, I like you Newbie. Sorry.

[dolfan06 1]

NewbieJr. goes to the self checkout line at the grocery store only it takes him forever and pisses people off because he has a hard time figuring out how to scan his own produce.

 

Zing! Yeah that's right I went there!

[ArnieBragg 1]

Take it to FAI.

 

TIA

[Chronic Husker 85]

I'd sign up but I think your frosted tips are pretty hot.

[gutterslut 1]

Wanna be my enemy? I'll out you in a heartbeat.

[NewbieJr 541]

Wanna be my enemy? I'll out you in a heartbeat.

Out me? I'm an alias?

 

NewbieJr. goes to the self checkout line at the grocery store only it takes him forever and pisses people off because he has a hard time figuring out how to scan his own produce.

 

Zing! Yeah that's right I went there!

That's uncalled for, Dude.

You are now the frontrunner.

[dolfan06 1]

NewbieJr's friends think he takes too long to return phone calls, because he's not very considerate.

 

POW!@#

[Q.Lazzarus 0]

I'd sign up but I think your frosted tips are pretty hot.

 

He's keeping them?

[gutterslut 1]

Out me? I'm an alias?

 

 

Who said anything about aliases? Methinks you will out yourself.

[Franknbeans 46]

Yeah, I used to think you were gay but then when you said you just liked to perpetuate the myth, I just felt sorry for you. You win.

[NewbieJr 541]

He's keeping them?

Not sure yet. It's almost do or die time. I can usually go three haircuts between highlighting, then all the blonde is out.

I just did haircut number three Tuesday night.

The next haircut will be the end of the blonde tips. If I don't re-highlight in the next week or two, it'll be natural color.

 

This peak into the life of NewbieJr was brought to you by the Ford Motor Company.

[kutulu 1,692]

Rick Springfield is over rated and a big focking puke stain on the face of mankind.

 

[KSB2424 3,152]

The "Observer" was by far the worse alias ever.

[VikesNation 0]

How exactly would this build a nicer, more peaceful bored?

[KSB2424 3,152]

Barry Bonds is the greatest athlete to ever live.

[Q.Lazzarus 0]

Barry Bonds is the greatest athlete to ever live.

 

 

[RicemanX 20]

I might not be that good looking, but I get more poon than you just because I'm a frat boy.

[NewbieJr 541]

I might not be that good looking, but I get more poon than you just because I'm a frat boy.

Agreed. (also, because I'm married)

 

But I'll put my lifetime total up against you any day.

[KSB2424 3,152]

Does anyone want to know what Jim McMahon would look like if he was a homosexual crack whoore?

[Recidivist 1]

But I'll put my lifetime total up against you any day.

 

Does this total include your male partners as well?

[NewbieJr 541]

Rick Springfield is over rated and a big focking puke stain on the face of mankind.

 

I just started this thread as a little joke. That's just being a dickhead.

[Franknbeans 46]

Agreed. (also, because I'm married)

 

But I'll put my lifetime total up against you any day.

sounds like a fight is a brewin'

[kutulu 1,692]

I just started this thread as a little joke. That's just being a dickhead.

 

I'm sorry. It's the only thing I'm really good at.

[PIK 95 2]

I just started this thread as a little joke. That's just being a dickhead.

 

 

Winna! You beat me too it. Damn does Rick suck.

[NewbieJr 541]

Winna! You beat me too it. Damn does Rick suck.

Six reasons that he's neither overrated or the suck:

 

1. Jessie's Girl

2. I've Done Everything For You

3. Affair of the Heart

4. Don't Talk To Strangers

5. Human Touch

6. Love Somebody

 

Case closed.

[kutulu 1,692]

Six reasons that he's neither overrated or the suck:

 

1. Jessie's Girl

2. I've Done everything For You

3. Don't Talk To Strangers

4. Affair of the Heart

5. Human Touch

6. Love Somebody

 

Case closed.

 

While those may or may not be good songs, they are trumped by the fact that he was/is a reg. on General Hospital. Anything he has done or will do is negated by this sad and gay fact.

[NewbieJr 541]

While those may or may not be good songs, they are trumped by the fact that he was/is a reg. on General Hospital. Anything he has done or will do is negated by this sad and gay fact.

Go back to my post and check out the videos.

Soap star or not, the boy rocks!