Taking applications for a board enemy.

[phillybear 366]

I thought the whole board already hated you.

 

zmanzzzz > NewbieJr.

[NewbieJr 541]

I thought the whole board already hated you.

 

zmanzzzz > NewbieJr.

I suppose it's a little "unspoken secret" around here, but from all indications, most everyone loves me.

[porkbutt 897]

i'm a homophobe..so i hate you.

[jerryskids 6,960]

Dood, drobeski started a thread about a swollen face and your response was, "painful?"

 

Face it, you are unhate-able. Except for your unhate-ability.

[kutulu 1,692]

Go back to my post and check out the videos.

Soap star or not, the boy rocks!

 

I would, but I prefer not to be gay.

[NewbieJr 541]

Dood, drobeski started a thread about a swollen face and your response was, "painful?"

 

Face it, you are unhate-able. Except for your unhate-ability.

I was trying to get to the root of his problem. The pain (or lack, thereof) eliminated some possiblities.

I was trying to help a fellow-Geek in need.

 

Ok, you're right, I am unhate-able.

 

:kicksrock:

[RicemanX 20]

Agreed. (also, because I'm married)

 

But I'll put my lifetime total up against you any day.

You might win with total numbers, but if you throw in bonus points for quality, I bet I would win.

[NewbieJr 541]

You might win with total numbers, but if you throw in bonus points for quality, I bet I would win.

Only if you went by what mine look like now.

 

Back in the day, it was one model-looking chick after another.

 

Now, drop it. You're making me angry at my wife.

[RicemanX 20]

Now, drop it. You're making me angry at my wife.

Yea, settling is a b1tch isn't it?

[dolfan06 1]

I just want NewbieJr to know that I really hate him and that if he makes himself my mortal enemy our internet slapfights will be long, random and pointless, to the point where people won't even bother opening our threads any more. That's a promise.

[NewbieJr 541]

I just want NewbieJr to know that I really hate him and that if he makes himself my mortal enemy our internet slapfights will be long, random and pointless, to the point where people won't even bother opening our threads any more. That's a promise.

I like where this guy is coming from. This has potential.

Your post count is pretty low, though. I'll get back to you.

[VikesNation 0]

I like where this guy is coming from. This has potential.

Your post count is pretty low, though. I'll get back to you.

On the plus side, he has a high probability of committing a bored suicide. Just like his ancestors dolfan03, dolfan04, and dolfan05.

[phillybear 366]

On the plus side, he has a high probability of committing a bored suicide. Just like his ancestors dolfan03, dolfan04, and dolfan05.

 

Black Adder > dolfan.

 

:obscure:

[Franknbeans 46]

I would like to sign up for the board enema position

[jerryskids 6,960]

I would like to sign up for the board enema position

I believe that edjr is taking those.

[edjr 6,734]

I believe that edjr is taking those.

 

Ya! SO! what of it!

[jerryskids 6,960]

Ya! SO! what of it!

I'm just being helpful.

[dolfan06 1]

I like where this guy is coming from. This has potential.

Your post count is pretty low, though. I'll get back to you.

 

YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH POSTS TO MAKE JUDGMENTS ABOUT MY POST-COUNT YOU FOCKING PR1CK!@#

[NewbieJr 541]

YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH POSTS TO MAKE JUDGMENTS ABOUT MY POST-COUNT YOU FOCKING PR1CK!@#

I went back and added up all your posts from all your various member names and you're still blow me. I mean, below me.

[dolfan06 1]

I went back and added up all your posts from all your various member names and you're still blow me. I mean, below me.

 

Nice try but your still dumb and have a small, small post count. Half my member names were banned back when you were still in internet diapers.

[NewbieJr 541]

Nice try but your still dumb and have a small, small post count. Half my member names were banned back when you were still in internet diapers.

Just because I wasn't a member of this forum until 94, doesn't mean that I'm an internet fetus.

 

I have over 25,000 posts in the Miami Vice chat room, as well as about 18,000 posts on the Liza Minelli fan club site.

 

So, if you're looking for a chat room rookie, you're barking up the wrong tree.

[Franknbeans 46]

Just because I wasn't a member of this forum until 94, doesn't mean that I'm an internet fetus.

 

I have over 25,000 posts in the Miami Vice chat room, as well as about 18,000 posts on the Liza Minelli fan club site.

 

So, if you're looking for a chat room rookie, you're barking up the wrong tree.

 

 

MMMMMEOOOOOOWWWW!!! Let'em have it Newbie

[dolfan06 1]

Just because I wasn't a member of this forum until 94, doesn't mean that I'm an internet fetus.

 

I have over 25,000 posts in the Miami Vice chat room, as well as about 18,000 posts on the Liza Minelli fan club site.

 

So, if you're looking for a chat room rookie, you're barking up the wrong tree.

 

Listen I don't know why you're obsessed with me but it's really not healthy, this is a message board, its not real life. I think you should go for a walk, get some air and take a fresh look at your priorities.

 

Alsoyourstilldumb

[NewbieJr 541]

Listen I don't know why you're obsessed with me but it's really not healthy, this is a message board, its not real life. I think you should go for a walk, get some air and take a fresh look at your priorities.

 

Alsoyourstilldumb

YOU'RE IN MY THREAD, NOT VICE VERSA!!!!!

 

My objective was getting an enemy, not a stalker. Now leave me alone before I call the FBI.

 

I know your IP address. i will have you arrested.

[RicemanX 20]

wow, this got ugly real fast

[dolfan06 1]

YOU'RE IN MY THREAD, NOT VICE VERSA!!!!!

 

My objective was getting an enemy, not a stalker. Now leave me alone before I call the FBI.

 

I know your IP address. i will have you arrested.

 

Jesus dude, you're deranged. All I'm doing is trying to blow off some steam while at my otherwise stressful job. If I get so much as a suspicion that you're trying to fock with me you'll really wish you hadn't.

[NewbieJr 541]

Jesus dude, you're deranged. All I'm doing is trying to blow off some steam while at my otherwise stressful job. If I get so much as a suspicion that you're trying to fock with me you'll really wish you hadn't.

For starters, you started with me on the personal stuff. It was all in fun on my end. Now I'm not even comfortable that my wife and daughter are safe.

 

This board enemy st!t isn't all it's cracked up to be.

[dolfan06 1]

For starters, you started with me on the personal stuff. It was all in fun on my end. Now I'm not even comfortable that my wife and daughter are safe.

 

This board enemy st!t isn't all it's cracked up to be.

 

I know. I've been a nervous wreck all day.

 

Let's quit while we're ahead, for the children.

[cday 0]

[jackie sherrill 0]

You two did a spot-on Toto and MDC. :applause:

 

I think you're better at being someone's bored enemy than you think!

[NewbieJr 541]

I know. I've been a nervous wreck all day.

 

Let's quit while we're ahead, for the children.

My wife and daughter are sleeping in a hotel for a few days until all this blows over.

 

I'm not making threats, but it might not be a bad idea for you to make the sure the dog is in the house tonight.

[dolfan06 1]

My wife and daughter are sleeping in a hotel for a few days until all this blows over.

 

I'm not making threats, but it might not be a bad idea for you to make the sure the dog is in the house tonight.

 

How in the hell did you know I have a dog?

[DuckStupid 40]

You couldn't handle a board enemy.

[NewbieJr 541]

How in the hell did you know I have a dog?

I'm very therough . therow . thorow detail oriented.

[dolfan06 1]

I'm very therough . therow . thorow detail oriented.

 

Nice spelling douche

 

So what other "details" have you been dredging up about my life, stalker? And I was trying to offer up an olive branch too so we could both go on with our lives. I have a real job and a real life, I don't have time to deal with threats from internet weirdos. I'm gone. Have a nice life.

[NewbieJr 541]

Nice spelling douche

 

So what other "details" have you been dredging up about my life, stalker? And I was trying to offer up an olive branch too so we could both go on with our lives. I have a real job and a real life, I don't have time to deal with threats from internet weirdos. I'm gone. Have a nice life.

I don't quite have your house pinpointed, but I know the block your on. (itsatip that not everyone needs a freakin' pool. USE EACH OTHERS!)

You always say your moving on, but your right there the next day bustin' on my highlights or the fact that I'm a Fanilow.

[Guest Black Label Society]

This is the GAYEST internet cat fight evah.

 

 

 

 

 

Neither Newbie nor Dolfan know the first thing about flaming (well, maybe Newbie...if U know what I mean...)

[BunnysBastatrds 2,538]

[remote controller 143]

[OldMaid 2,134]

Newbs is such a sad shell of his former self...

 

What happened to you? Did the wife get custody of the funny in the divorce settlement?