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Last night on that "wife swap" show one family lived a "pirate lifestyle." They would just throw sh!t all over their house, talk like pirates, dress like pirates, and had fleas.

 

:banana:

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So, you're saying that I should walk up to a hottie today a be all, "GARRRR....Prepare to be boarded!"

Definitely!

 

I've been keel-hauling people all day

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Last night on that "wife swap" show one family lived a "pirate lifestyle." They would just throw sh!t all over their house, talk like pirates, dress like pirates, and had fleas.

 

:bench:

 

I didn't know fleas was a big pirate problem.

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i was listening to that on the local morning radio show. :bench: Steve McKinney of the Texans was on there "Arrrrr..."

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Pirates arrrrrrrrrrrrre cool.

 

Fixed.

 

FYI, I spent three years in the ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRmy. :dunno:

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Why did the pirate fail his math test?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cause it was hAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARd.

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