Oprah is a snarky, festering cvnt.

[phillybear 366]

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Oprah Winfrey has famously given members of her audience new cars, paid off their debts and fulfilled their wildest dreams. Now she's given them what she calls the "gift of giving back."

On a show that aired Monday, Winfrey gave more than 300 audience members $1,000 debit cards sponsored by the Bank of America to donate to a charitable cause.

 

Winfrey called the show her "favorite giveaway ever."

"I can honestly say that every gift I've ever given has brought at least as much happiness to me as it has to the person I've given it to," the 52-year-old talk-show host said. "That's the feeling I want to pass on to you."

People can give the entire sum to one person relatives aren't eligible or they can split it among charitable causes. Audience members also received a DVD recorder to tape their stories for a future show.

"You're going to open your hearts, you're going to be really creative, and you're going to spend it all at once on one stranger or spend a dollar on every person," Winfrey said. "Imagine the love and kindness you can spread with $1,000."

 

Let's see now. The stupid people in her audience, and they sure aren't living high on the hog, get a lump sum of a cash...they have to give away. And the DVD recorders, based on the audio clip I heard this morning, are being LENT to the audience members. So they actually get nothing. Yipee!!!!!

 

Oprah is a fat, rich ###### who is so completely out of touch with reality that it is scary. She continues to exploit her audience for ratings. And the money to be given away isn't even hers. A bank sponsered it. She gave away cars previously to audience members, donated by the manufactures. What a phony.

 

I will spend every day for the rest of my life wishing and praying that Oprah gets cancer and dies. Or maybe chokes on her vomit from inhaling doughnuts.

[tony hardware 0]

I will spend every day for the rest of my life wishing and praying that Oprah gets cancer and dies. Or maybe chokes on her vomit from inhaling doughnuts.

 

Meh. . . I'll just pray for bronchitis or something. I'm not a fan either.

[jerryskids 6,790]

Oprah is a fat, rich ###### who is so completely out of touch with reality that it is scary.

That may be, but she IS in touch with a multi billion dollar money making machine. So she's got that going for her.

[Mungwater 597]

Diabetes is sure to kick in soon on that cow..

 

I'm from Chicago, and I know a girl whos husband used to work for Oprah. He said that she is the biggest b!tch ever, and those gifts don't come from her, they all come from the companies.

 

He told me once that she made the crew of her jet take their bags off because she couldn't fit all of hers on. It was like a three day trip, and they all had to buy some new stuff just to make it through the trip..

[D_House 0]

[Jessy 0]

Oprah is a fat, rich ###### who is so completely out of touch with reality that it is scary.

 

Her show on the working poor made me so mad I wanted to punch her in the throat.

[Big Blue 06 195]

I hate her a lot and it pisses me off that the no talent hack is rich/famous.

[Edifice Of Shame 1]

My favorite times are when she's being interviewed about all of the poor, orphaned, AIDS riddled children of Africa while having an 8 carat rock hanging from each ear lobe.

[kutulu 1,676]

I can't wait till the bottom falls out of her career and she starts do pron.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Recliner Pilot 61]

He said that she is the biggest b!tch ever, and those gifts don't come from her, they all come from the companies.

 

 

She may be the biggest b!tch ever, but the companies who donate the products get some of the best bang for their buck in advertising history.

 

A local company donated their product and the result was off the wall national sales.

 

Take that for what it's worth, I have no opinion on Oprah cuz I can honestly say I have never watched her show.

[vuduchile 1,945]

My company was involved in one of those shows where she does something cool for a celebrity, and makes a big deal out of it.

 

I probably shouldn't get into details, but we basically provided a lot of free stuff for one of her fellow Hollywood snarky festering cvnts. Reports were universally negative about the celeb, her attitude, her pill popping and chain smoking. She was very appreciative to Oprah for making it all happen though.

 

The whole thing made me wanna puke.

 

To top it off, one of the high ranking regulars on the show came back to us fully expecting a discount on some stuff for himself because of all the positive press Oprah had given us. Of course the suits caved, and even forced the hand of one of our biz partners to participate in the discount to this piece o sh!t.

 

For the life of me, I cannot understand the attraction of Oprah. Why don't more people see her the way phillybear does? Why is she so loved? Can anyone explain it to me?

[Johnny Ringo 0]

For the life of me, I cannot understand the attraction of Oprah. Why don't more people see her the way phillybear does? Why is she so loved? Can anyone explain it to me?

 

 

People tend to like fat black folks. I mean, look at Fat Albert, Ruben Studdard, Martin Lawrence as Big Momma, and William "Refrigerator" Perry. Oprah has her fair share of haters, however, and it's probably because she loses weight too often. Nobody likes Skinny Oprah. Look at Star Jones...lots of people liked her when she was fat...she loses a bunch of weight, and now nobody likes her. Al Roker...went from jolly fat black man on TV to just another annoying weatherman. Somebody should use this phenomenon as a topic for a college thesis or something.

[redtodd 7]

heh heh................"######"...................heh heh

[paradoxical 1]

If I was them i'd say to one of my friends: hey do you wana make $100? Cash this $1000 debit card and give me back $900. Bam, you both are happy.

[De Novo 0]

People tend to like fat black folks. I mean, look at Fat Albert, Ruben Studdard, Martin Lawrence as Big Momma, and William "Refrigerator" Perry. Oprah has her fair share of haters, however, and it's probably because she loses weight too often. Nobody likes Skinny Oprah. Look at Star Jones...lots of people liked her when she was fat...she loses a bunch of weight, and now nobody likes her. Al Roker...went from jolly fat black man on TV to just another annoying weatherman. Somebody should use this phenomenon as a topic for a college thesis or something.

 

Holy ######. You're right.

[swamp dog 0]

My company was involved in one of those shows where she does something cool for a celebrity, and makes a big deal out of it.

 

I probably shouldn't get into details, but we basically provided a lot of free stuff for one of her fellow Hollywood snarky festering cvnts. Reports were universally negative about the celeb, her attitude, her pill popping and chain smoking. She was very appreciative to Oprah for making it all happen though.

 

The whole thing made me wanna puke.

 

To top it off, one of the high ranking regulars on the show came back to us fully expecting a discount on some stuff for himself because of all the positive press Oprah had given us. Of course the suits caved, and even forced the hand of one of our biz partners to participate in the discount to this piece o sh!t.

 

For the life of me, I cannot understand the attraction of Oprah. Why don't more people see her the way phillybear does? Why is she so loved? Can anyone explain it to me?

 

marketing. you know, what your company is probably very good at as well.

[SUXBNME 1,499]

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Oprah Winfrey has famously given members of her audience new cars, paid off their debts and fulfilled their wildest dreams. Now she's given them what she calls the "gift of giving back."

On a show that aired Monday, Winfrey gave more than 300 audience members $1,000 debit cards sponsored by the Bank of America to donate to a charitable cause.

 

Winfrey called the show her "favorite giveaway ever."

"I can honestly say that every gift I've ever given has brought at least as much happiness to me as it has to the person I've given it to," the 52-year-old talk-show host said. "That's the feeling I want to pass on to you."

People can give the entire sum to one person relatives aren't eligible or they can split it among charitable causes. Audience members also received a DVD recorder to tape their stories for a future show.

"You're going to open your hearts, you're going to be really creative, and you're going to spend it all at once on one stranger or spend a dollar on every person," Winfrey said. "Imagine the love and kindness you can spread with $1,000."

 

Let's see now. The stupid people in her audience, and they sure aren't living high on the hog, get a lump sum of a cash...they have to give away. And the DVD recorders, based on the audio clip I heard this morning, are being LENT to the audience members. So they actually get nothing. Yipee!!!!!

 

Oprah is a fat, rich ###### who is so completely out of touch with reality that it is scary. She continues to exploit her audience for ratings. And the money to be given away isn't even hers. A bank sponsered it. She gave away cars previously to audience members, donated by the manufactures. What a phony.

 

I will spend every day for the rest of my life wishing and praying that Oprah gets cancer and dies. Or maybe chokes on her vomit from inhaling doughnuts.

 

Good use of "snarky"

 

The only problem here is, if you are going to use "festering" and "cuvt" in the same sentence, it needs to be done like this:

 

"Oprah Winfrey is a Snarky Festering Hatchet Wound" (kind of all encompassing)

 

 

 

Also, job on finally losing a game

[texasmouth 1]

Oprah is the most powerful person in the United States. If she said eating shiot sammiches would make your skin glow, every house wife in the country would be eating shiot sammiches that afternoon.

[My_Dixie_Normus 0]

So she passes out $300k to what hopefully will get to charity and she is a bad person.

[phillybear 366]

So she passes out $300k to what hopefully will get to charity and she is a bad person.

 

She put up zero money here. She had a bank do it.

 

When you have 100 trillion dollars, and have to make public any charity you do, when you force your lower class income audience into doing charity by c0ck teasing them with money the audience probably could have really used themselves, then you are a terribly shallow, awful person.

 

Oprah EXPLOITS people. That is her job. She always has, and always will. Yet, many consider this c*nt a saint.

[Bert 1,128]

For the life of me, I cannot understand the attraction of Oprah. Why don't more people see her the way phillybear does? Why is she so loved? Can anyone explain it to me?

 

It is simple the people that like Oprah are the same tards that make survivor, the bachelor, big loser, wife swap, amazing race and all the other "reality" shows popular.

[texasmouth 1]

It is simple the people that like Oprah are the same tards that make survivor, the bachelor, big loser, wife swap, amazing race and all the other "reality" shows popular.

 

I like bigest loser and survivor.

 

Not Oprah, not the Bachelor, not wife swap, not amazing race.

 

Not sure how any of that ties together.

 

I think the attraction to Oprah is because she seems so interesting and wonderful to bored housewives who dream of giving meaning to their horid lives.

[Bert 1,128]

I like bigest loser and survivor.

 

 

[texasmouth 1]

QUOTE(texasmouth @ Nov 1 2006, 07:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

I like bigest loser and survivor.

 

What is wrong with either of those shows? I like fitness and exercise stuff and the chics on Survivor are friggin hot.

[IronToe Nedney 0]

I've got the festering ###### in the death pool this year.