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Goon

 

Alice the Goon loves Popeye

 

soon

 

i will be leaving here soon.

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soon

 

i will be leaving here soon.

 

 

soot.

 

Their is some soot on my pipe. I also like to eat soot pudding. (strange Nebraska food)

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soot.

 

Their is some soot on my pipe. I also like to eat soot pudding. (strange Nebraska food)

 

 

Poot.

 

I like to poot.

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Loot.

 

New Orleans people are gifted in their ability to loot.

 

Foot

 

Zero Tolerence should get a foot in the a$$ for being ignorant.

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Foot

 

Zero Tolerence should get a foot in the a$$ for being ignorant.

 

Fort,

 

it has been a fort-night since da weffa has practiced cunilingus (sp?)

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Fort,

 

it has been a fort-night since da weffa has practiced cunilingus (sp?)

 

Ford

 

You shouuld ask your mom about last night in her Ford.

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Ford

 

You shouuld ask your mom about last night in her Ford.

 

Lord...

 

apparently last night Da Weffa had my mom screaming "oh lord!"

:cheers:

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Lord...

 

apparently last night Da Weffa had my mom screaming "oh lord!"

;)

 

lard

 

Ya she was...but so was i because of all the lard!

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lard

 

Ya she was...but so was i because of all the lard!

 

laid...

 

the thought of daweffa getting laid, especially with my mom, probably causes most to vomit

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laid...

 

the thought of daweffa getting laid, especially with my mom, probably causes most to vomit

 

Paid

 

Well it was an easy decision because i got paid.

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Paid

 

Well it was an easy decision because i got paid.

 

Said...

 

she said it was for a website emphasizing guys with thick back hair

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sand

 

i helped her remove the sand from her crotch.

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sand

 

i helped her remove the sand from her crotch.

 

hand

 

I gave zmanzz a hand in removing the sand

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hand

 

I gave zmanzz a hand in removing the sand

hank

 

the hank jr. opening to mnf is getting old

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hank

 

the hank jr. opening to mnf is getting old

 

Tank

 

I want to take Recliner Pilots head and crush it with a tank

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pen!s

 

 

 

zmanzzz sucks pen!s

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pen!s

zmanzzz sucks pen!s

denis savard scored 473 NHL goals all whilst wearing a x-gay Jofa helmet

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cdub looks good in his stonewashed denim jacket :doh:

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Tank

 

I want to take Recliner Pilots head and crush it with a tank

 

sank

 

Who sank the Bismark? :clap:

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Salk

 

Jonas Salk invented the polio vaccine.

 

salt

 

i take all the douches here with a grain of salt.

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The Washignton Post once had a similar contest ... change one letter in a sentence from a famous person, and attribute the new sentence to someone else. I didn't enter, but if i did, would submit:

 

Marion Barry: B!tch set me up.

 

Change to:

 

Bill Clinton: B!tch get me up.

 

Yeah, would have liked to seen them print that!

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salt

 

i take all the douches here with a grain of salt.

 

halt

 

When I try and bone women in the pooper, they usually shout HALT :thumbsup:

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hall

 

goin' down the hall with a shotgun, people ain't seen a brown-skinned girl since their grandparents bought one.

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hall

 

goin' down the hall with a shotgun, people ain't seen a brown-skinned girl since their grandparents bought one.

 

ball

 

I know a dude that only has one ball :thumbsup:

 

We call him "uni-lug" :blink:

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ball

 

I know a dude that only has one ball :bandana:

 

We call him "uni-lug" :rolleyes:

 

bald

 

 

Most of you fat focks are going bald

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band

 

"We're putting the band back together."

 

hand

 

Look maw I can use the other hand too!!!

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