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I shoot my man juice

On your large forhead with ease

Can't miss that target

 

:cheers:

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Stace, SAW, whatever

Angel by another name

Stalked by horny SUX

 

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Over/under on pages is 4

 

ETA:

3 of the 4 will be SAW, SUX, and J Kids talking amongst themselves.

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Stace, SAW, whatever

Angel by another name

Stalked by horny SUX

 

:clap:

:huh:

Try again, weasleboy

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Try again, weasleboy

5,7,5 is the criteria, no?

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5,7,5 is the criteria, no?

Criteria correct, stalking incorrect :thumbsdown:

 

Pig_Petie = stalker, not me

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Over/under on pages is 4

 

ETA:

3 of the 4 will be SAW, SUX, and J Kids talking amongst themselves.

supermike80

likes to talk about his poop

women not so much

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Criteria correct, stalking incorrect :thumbsdown:

 

Pig_Petie = stalker, not me

My apologies. Stalker is a bit strong. Fan, pursuer, admirer...

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Toro is a douche

His wife sucks on my ass hole

I crap in her mouth.

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Lightning in darkness

Look at me, Stacy,

Yosemite size forehead

Math not a strong subject, eh. :thumbsdown:

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Lightning in darkness

Look at me, Stacy,

Yosemite size forehead

You just don't get it! :thumbsdown:

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Toro's mom-in-law

lets him live in her basement.

Freeloading focktool.

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Over/under on pages is 4

 

ETA:

3 of the 4 will be SAW, SUX, and J Kids talking amongst themselves.

 

supermike80

has very low self esteem

cant play with others

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supermike80

likes to talk about his poop

women not so much

 

I would rather read

About supermikes big poo

Than saw yet again

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I would rather read

About supermikes big poo

Than saw yet again

The New Girl is here

Nagging is what she holds dear

no more sex for her

:banana:

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TNG jealous

it seems. Perhaps I am wrong.

Instincts never wrong.

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Criteria correct, stalking incorrect :mad:

 

Pig_Petie = stalker, not me

:(

I haven't show up in

a sawilson thread for quite a bit

so blow me you phag

:rolleyes:

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I haven't show up in

a sawilson thread for quite a bit

so blow me you phag

:rolleyes:

Haiku rules...I don't need no stinkin' haiku rules.. :(

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Haiku rules...I don't need no stinkin' haiku rules.. :bandana:

I was thinking the same thing... but decided to keep it in the rules

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I was thinking the same thing... but decided to keep it in the rules

Better go back to school, tard :bandana:

 

Haiku (俳句, ?) is a mode of Japanese poetry, the late 19th century revision by Masaoka Shiki of the older hokku (発句, hokku?), the opening verse of a linked verse form, haikai no renga. The traditional hokku consisted of a pattern of approximately 5, 7, and 5 morae, phonetic units

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Better go back to school, tard :angry:

 

Haiku (俳句, ?) is a mode of Japanese poetry, the late 19th century revision by Masaoka Shiki of the older hokku (発句, hokku?), the opening verse of a linked verse form, haikai no renga. The traditional hokku consisted of a pattern of approximately 5, 7, and 5 morae, phonetic units

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Better go back to school, tard :dunno:

 

Haiku (俳句, ?) is a mode of Japanese poetry, the late 19th century revision by Masaoka Shiki of the older hokku (発句, hokku?), the opening verse of a linked verse form, haikai no renga. The traditional hokku consisted of a pattern of approximately 5, 7, and 5 morae, phonetic units

I think he types with his ginormous schlong, give him a break. :dunno:

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I would rather read

About supermikes big poo

Than saw yet again

:lol: ... :first:...post of the day...TNG rocks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So far 10 out of 30 posts by Sux and JK....30% and growing

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:clap: ... :cheers:

So far 10 out of 30 posts by Sux and JK....30% and growing

 

Surprised? Did I tell you?

 

Predictable as the focking sunrise.

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Surprised? Did I tell you?

 

Predictable as the focking sunrise.

Honestly dood, what's your problem? :cheers:

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Surprised? Did I tell you?

 

Predictable as the focking sunrise.

But I haven't written a haiku about saw.

 

Just one about you being a closet phag, and one or two laughing at Pete's inability to count to 5. :dunno:

 

Oops, does this count as another post for me?  grrrr.....

 

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I dont even know how to write a haiku.. :dunno: even when I read how to, all I see is the text saying 5,7,5 syllables, and then shown an example and I'll be dammned if it's like 2,4,3 syllables by my count :mad:

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Haiku this you idiots. Stop messing with my friend!!!!. Seriously, Staci is a good person and I would appreciate the shittalking to stop. If you need to pick on somebody, I'm available you focking cowards..

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Pete's english no good,

Flirts and stalks without a clue

how to write haiku

 

Spottedowl is brave

Bloodninja is here. Rhino

snorts, charges your ass

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Haiku this you idiots. Stop messing with my friend!!!!. Seriously, Staci is a good person and I would appreciate the shittalking to stop. If you need to pick on somebody, I'm available you focking cowards..

 

Personally, I think that Saw is laughing her ass off at this, but since you insisted:

 

Spotted is a man

Who lives in a garbage can

It's called Oregon

 

or mebbe this..

 

Plumbers have coin slots

Every time they bend over

Nasty focking sight

 

Pete's english no good,

Flirts and stalks without a clue

how to write haiku

 

Spottedowl is brave

Bloodninja is here. Rhino

snorts, charges your ass

:thumbsup:

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Personally, I think that Saw is laughing her ass off at this, but since you insisted:

 

Spotted is a man

Who lives in a garbage can

It's called Oregon

 

or mebbe this..

 

Plumbers have coin slots

Every time they bend over

Nasty focking sight

:thumbsup:

 

I forgot how to write that crap when I turned 18. Amazing, here it is after 20 years and I am still clueless.

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I forgot how to write that crap when I turned 18. Amazing, here it is after 20 years and I am still clueless.

 

Really?

 

First line - 5 syllables

second line - 7 syllables

third line - 5 syllables

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Really?

 

First line - 5 syllables

second line - 7 syllables

third line - 5 syllables

 

 

Stop picking on my friend.

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