kutulu 1,551 Posted December 27, 2006 Bleeding Anus? That's what I heard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgod 0 Posted December 27, 2006 I have always referred to him as the Ashlee Simpson of the NFL. Of course lately this is a huge insult to Ashlee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smurphy118 0 Posted December 27, 2006 All i know is the look on his face when the g-men go 3 and out or if he throws a pick, i liken to the look of a puppy, hiding under a chair after sh!tting on the rug. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted December 28, 2006 All i know is the look on his face when the g-men go 3 and out or if he throws a pick, i liken to the look of a puppy, hiding under a chair after sh!tting on the rug. I'm sticking with Bleeding Anus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted December 28, 2006 Bleeding Anus? I'd like to root for the Jets, but with posts like this, you make it difficult. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted December 28, 2006 I'd like to root for the Jets, but with posts like this, you make it difficult. Who asked you to root for the Jets? Stick with the Bleeding Anus and his band of merry men. Can Shockey drop one more focking ball by the way? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,551 Posted December 28, 2006 The Merry Band of Bleeding Anuses will back into the playoffs and spew blood everywhere! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davebg 0 Posted December 28, 2006 I think his nickname s/b Mr. Potato Head b/c the only way you could get that blank, I-didn't-do-it expression off of his face is if you jabbed a new plastic set of eyes, nose & mouf on there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted December 28, 2006 Just when I want to root for the kid as the younger brother trying to live up to expectations of a dominant older sibling... I remember how he whined and moaned about going to the Chargers with the #1 overall pick and him and Daddy got him to the G-Men. And I don't feel sorry in the least. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted December 28, 2006 Who asked you to root for the Jets? Stick with the Bleeding Anus and his band of merry men. Can Shockey drop one more focking ball by the way? Fock off. I can't root for the Raiders, cuz I hate them a lot. However, I will root for whoever the Jets play in the first round of the playoffs. (Colts or Pats). I really hope it's the Colts, as I hate the Pats as well. Hmmm, I appear to be a very angry person. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted December 28, 2006 Fock off. I can't root for the Raiders, cuz I hate them a lot. However, I will root for whoever the Jets play in the first round of the playoffs. (Colts or Pats). I really hope it's the Colts, as I hate the Pats as well. Hmmm, I appear to be a very angry person. You had me at Fock off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted December 28, 2006 jets24 talks about things other than politics? Great! Now we can see how well-rounded his stupidity is instead of just the narrow slice we were getting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted December 28, 2006 It's the new and improved......MANNING 2: He's a bottom, AND a size queen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted December 28, 2006 b!tchmadesorrymotherfockinunder50%completinginterceptionthrowingqueenofnewyork.... Thats it! Spinoff of King of Queens... Eli Manning stars in... Queen of Queens Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted December 28, 2006 Just when I want to root for the kid as the younger brother trying to live up to expectations of a dominant older sibling... I remember how he whined and moaned about going to the Chargers with the #1 overall pick and him and Daddy got him to the G-Men. And I don't feel sorry in the least. you just won this thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeremy 0 Posted December 28, 2006 Just when I want to root for the kid as the younger brother trying to live up to expectations of a dominant older sibling... I remember how he whined and moaned about going to the Chargers with the #1 overall pick and him and Daddy got him to the G-Men. And I don't feel sorry in the least. I usually just call him ShEli or Daddy's Boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,893 Posted December 28, 2006 I call him Elisha. Because that's his name and he's a little b1tch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted December 28, 2006 jets24 talks about things other than politics? Great! Now we can see how well-rounded his stupidity is instead of just the narrow slice we were getting. Said the guy with 33 posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,551 Posted December 28, 2006 Yeah, when you guys hear Madden say "look at that bleeding anus stepping up in the pocket" remember where you heard it first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted December 28, 2006 Yeah, when you guys hear Madden say "look at that bleeding anus stepping up in the pocket" remember where you heard it first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted December 29, 2006 ELI: "daddy, I am thining maybe that San Diego gig wasnt such as bad a choice now..." ARCHIE:" Since when does your little b!tch ass get to think, you play where I tell you or I beat you like the worthless little sh!t you are" ELI:" OK daddy, you know best" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted December 29, 2006 Bump until Madden says Bleeding Anus during the game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chiefs04 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Re-Bump since the Jets will make the "Tournament" as Gumble so ineptly put it, and the Gi-Aints will be watching. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted December 29, 2006 "Bleeding anus fades back, finds a wide open Shockey......awwwww...he drops it." "That makes 7 drops for Shockey this game and 84 for the season." "However, Shockey is in the face of Bleeding anus, asking him why he throws such spirals." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted December 29, 2006 stupidest thread evah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted December 29, 2006 stupidest thread evah Who are you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted December 29, 2006 Who are you? somoone that lost all respect for you (if I had any to begin with Mr lame Prediction man) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted December 29, 2006 somoone that lost all respect for you (if I had any to begin with Mr lame Prediction man) Actually, my predictions were usually right on the money. Thanks for reminding me.... JET'S WILL MAKE THE PLAYOFFS!!!!! Plus, the "Bleeding Anus" nickname is an inside joke, referring to another thread. But since you don't understand any type of sarcasm or Seinfeld type humor, how bout you just shut your trap? This is you -----> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,551 Posted December 29, 2006 stupidest thread evah Someday the bleeding anus will make a quality NFL backup QB. And you will be forced to eat crow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ILoveScratchTickets 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Just when I want to root for the kid as the younger brother trying to live up to expectations of a dominant older sibling... I remember how he whined and moaned about going to the Chargers with the #1 overall pick and him and Daddy got him to the G-Men. And I don't feel sorry in the least. The Chargers must be glad that little whiney ###### wanted to get traded Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted December 29, 2006 She-li? He should get put on the same team as Terry Glenn. She-li passes to She. Score! (but wait...holding on Shockey...bring it back) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted December 29, 2006 E. Manning > Pennington. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted December 29, 2006 JET'S WILL MAKE THE PLAYOFFS!!!!! Bold prediction, Nostradamus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ILoveScratchTickets 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Bold prediction, Nostradamus. Jets won't make the playoffs, Noodlearm pennington will blow it for them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted December 29, 2006 E. Manning > Pennington. Huh....This tells me otherwise....Lifetime stats Bleeding Anus Manning 53TD 44INT Completion Ratio: 54.2% YPA: 6.36 Passer Rating: 73.2 Chad Pennington 71TD 46INT Completion Ratio: 64.9% YPA: 7.25 Passer Rating: 89.2 Bold prediction, Nostradamus. Wow. 34 posts? You are a big boy now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted December 29, 2006 I've been here five times longer than you. You're just too stupid to remember. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,551 Posted December 29, 2006 I've been here five times longer than you. You're just too stupid to remember. I would be surprised if the bleeding anus is in the top ten QBs picked in next year's fantasy drafts. Just sayin' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted December 29, 2006 And I don't know that I'd be so proud of averaging 23000 posts a year, Mr Needs-To-Get-A Life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
