***Official New Years Resolution*** thread

[Ravens 03 0]

"I will keep the bored up 24-7."

 

Mike FFToday

 

 

 

[AmbassadorOfKwan 0]

"No more nagging!!"

 

TNG

[Big_Pete 0]

"To use twice as many bananas in my posts"

-Kutulu

 

 

[GettnHuge 2]

"To ONLY talk about my dates if I get boned"

sawilson

 

"To wield a 5 incher, or get my money back"

Recliner pilot

[Toro 1]

"I will show those stupid fockers just how focking stupid they are every freaking day on that focking message board and I will show those losers how their lives are a focking joke and that they are focking stupid - not like me in any way. Because I am not internet loser who starts fights for attention like the focking losers on that stupid focking message board I go to every day."

 

-Chiefs04

[GettnHuge 2]

"To get back at the beyotch, this time without crawling up there and dying"

the ants

[jerryskids 6,845]

"No more pizza and Coors light." - Sux

 

"My wife won't get pregnant this year." - cmh

[Hurricane Ditka 0]

"To quit gambling"

 

-To the Degens

[Eagles Green 34]

"To lose weight in my head and neck."

 

Doughboy-ski

[Ravens 03 0]

"I will not fall for the hype of the KC Royals and KC Chiefs and now realize they are just .500 teams."

 

cmh.079

[SUXBNME 1,517]

I will stop using words that I have no idea what they mean.

 

Jerryskids

 

I will be kinder to my cousin MDC

 

Toro

[Toro 1]

I will get carpet for my bedroom

 

-SUXBUTT

[SUXBNME 1,517]

I will take off the deer antler hood ornament on my truck

 

Toro

[Toro 1]

I will not fock the neighbors 16 year old daughter anymore

 

-sux

[SUXBNME 1,517]

Mrs. Toro and I will finally move out from my MIL's and into that purdy double wide down the street

 

Toro

[Toro 1]

I will purchase a second muscle shirt.

 

-SUXAPOO

[SUXBNME 1,517]

I will limit my gun racks to 3 per vehicle

 

Torry

[Toro 1]

I will stop sucking so much god damned cack.

 

-MDC

[Big_Pete 0]

I will stop sucking so much god damned cack.

 

-MDC

I spit out my drink when I read that!!!

[SUXBNME 1,517]

I will only wear mascara for special occasions...Like work

 

MDC

[sawilson 1]

I will stop fooling around with every hottie that stops in my store and settle down with a nice church going girl.

-Big Pete

[SUXBNME 1,517]

I will stop leading on every rich retiree that I meet

 

Saw

[Big_Pete 0]

I'm gonna start taking Pete's advice about who I should date so I can find a good guy in '07

 

-sawilson

[sawilson 1]

I will get a vehicle that runs so I can get out and make real life friends and stop having to call internet ones to fulfill me

 

-sux

 

I am going to start dating girls my own age so I don't risk the chance of going to prison

 

-Big Pete

[Big_Pete 0]

I am going to start dating girls my own age so I don't risk the chance of going to prison

 

-Big Pete

This is too true

[SUXBNME 1,517]

I will get a vehicle that runs so I can get out and make real life friends and stop having to call internet ones to fulfill me

 

-sux

 

You're one to talk..

 

I will stay sober for another year, because I can

 

-Saw

 

The next time some jackass runs into my car, I will be the smarts and at least get his license plate #.

 

-Saw

[Ravens 03 0]

"I will try not to sleep around so much."

 

Electric Mayhem

[Big_Pete 0]

I'll try to stop focking my wife's sister

 

-Q.Laz

 

I'll try to stop getting jealous that my ex is focking my brother, even though I'm focking my ex's sister

 

-BostonLager

[Ravens 03 0]

"I will try to inject more black racism in my posts."

 

peenie

[cgod 0]

I will only post clean wholesome links.

 

--joneo

[TheNewGirl 1,498]

I will try and get some funny material.

-redtodd

 

I resolve to whine more about my wife.

-davebg

 

I will open an animal shelter.

-shovelheadt

 

I resolve to take pics of the real CBF's that visit my store and try on lingerie.

-Big Pete

[jerryskids 6,845]

I will try and get some funny material.

-redtodd

 

I resolve to whine more about my wife.

-davebg

 

I will open an animal shelter.

-shovelheadt

 

I resolve to take pics of the real CBF's that visit my store and try on lingerie.

-Big Pete

Quality.

 

I will let my hubby take me up the ass this year. - TNG

[TheNewGirl 1,498]

Quality.

 

I will let my hubby take me up the ass this year. - TNG

 

 

You must have read my blog!!!

 

I will flirt more with saw, making all of her other followers jealous...then I will post time and time again that I don't flirt with her anymore.

-jerryskids

 

Wait, that's not a resolution...that's a recap of 2006.

[jerryskids 6,845]

You must have read my blog!!!

 

I will flirt more with saw, making TNG and all of her other followers jealous...then I will post time and time again that I don't flirt with her anymore.

-jerryskids

 

Wait, that's not a resolution...that's a recap of 2006.

 

I've been waiting for this, I can't believe it took so long for somebody to hit the easy shot!

[BiPolarBear 485]

I will quit spitting tobacco juice indoors.

 

DuckStupid

[joneo 557]

I will travel to Minnesota and be Joneo's sex slave.

 

TNG

[Odie 0]

I will realize come April that the New York Rangers have once again become a proud franchise, and thus leave my Icelander Days behind, and root for the greatest hockey franchise in new york, the New York Rangers.

 

- TommyGavin

[GettnHuge 2]

To throw for 5000 yards.

-Tommy M

[Ravens 03 0]

"To draft the best WR available."

 

Matt Millen

[TommyGavin 790]

I will realize come April that the New York Rangers have once again become a proud franchise, and thus leave my Icelander Days behind, and root for the greatest hockey franchise in new york, the New York Rangers.

 

- TommyGavin

 

NEVAH

 

 

 

"I will stop making up stories"

-bigpete