I'm getting circumcized

[itsbigmoni 1]

That thought is scary enough, but what makes it worse is i can't get my fock on for a month. My appointment is going to be sometime next week. Lets just say its on the 31st. Normally it wouldn't be that bad because i've had dry spells that have lasted longer than a month before. What makes sh!tty is that i'm going to vegas during all star weekend. Vegas is the best place to get your fock on. Drunk chicks that are out looking to get focked. I'll be drunk as fock and thats when i'm most social. Who knows, with some luck i could've bagged an 8-9. Now i'll have to wait a month and fock my booty call who's a 7. With small cups. 32 B probably.

[davebg 0]

Why would you do that to yourself?

[Ravens 03 0]

Soon you will be: formerlyknownasitsbigmoni.

 

 

GL w that.

[mmmmm...beer 807]

Why would you do that to yourself?

 

He has a sillystring that goes from his shaft to the top of his foreshkin that makes it so the turtle can't come all the way out of the turtleneck.

 

Isn't that the medical jargon they gave you baloneytoni?

[Franknbeans 46]

He has a sillystring that goes from his shaft to the top of his foreshkin that makes it so the turtle can't come all the way out of the turtleneck.

 

Isn't that the medical jargon they gave you baloneytoni?

why you didn't erase this from your memory is beyond me

[mmmmm...beer 807]

why you didn't erase this from your memory is beyond me

 

my son still has his turtleneck so I filed it away as..... if this happens to him down the road I'll know wtf the doctors talking about

[Franknbeans 46]

my son still has his turtleneck so I filed it away as..... if this happens to him down the road I'll know wtf the doctors talking about

mine too

[mmmmm...beer 807]

mine too

 

UNCUT brothers UNITE!!

[Artist Formerly Known as Big O 0]

UNCUT brothers UNITE!!

 

You're African American?

[itsbigmoni 1]

Yea, i don't want to get it done. When i look down, i've seen the same thing every time. Now when i look down, its not gonna be the same. But i guess there are more positives. It seems like in general the girlies like the cut ones. Plus the sex will be better. But not in focking vegas.

 

I think the actual word is fenellum.

[davebg 0]

Yea, i don't want to get it done. When i look down, i've seen the same thing every time. Now when i look down, its not gonna be the same. But i guess there are more positives. It seems like in general the girlies like the cut ones. Plus the sex will be better. But not in focking vegas.

 

I think the actual word is fenellum.

Your new Geek Club nickname is Bobbitt.

[jets24 6]

Can you save the ring that comes off?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gutterboy needs a hoola hoop

[mmmmm...beer 807]

Can you save the ring that comes off?

Gutterboy needs a bracelet

 

Hoola hoop

[jets24 6]

Hoola hoop

 

 

That's what I said. What?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

thanks

[mmmmm...beer 807]

THUNDERSTEALER!!!

[De Novo 0]

What makes sh!tty is that i'm going to vegas during all star weekend. Vegas is the best place to get your fock on. Drunk chicks that are out looking to get focked.

 

Yes, they're called hookers.

[itsbigmoni 1]

So i went to the dr. and he checked it out and said yea i need a circumcision, we'll call you when we schedule it and after talking to your insurance company. They called back a few days later and said they found out the day before that my insurance no longer covers them or whatever so they can't do the surgery. I call my insurance and i ask for a urologist thats covered and she told me theres only one. So that sucked but whatever. I called and they said our next available appointment is on wed the 14th which sucked even worse becuase this was janurary 20 something. The other day i went on the website and did a search to find the dr. i was going to but when i entered urologist in the 93722 area i got like 10 results back. Focking ###### on the phone. So yea, now i have to go to another appointment so i can get felt up and be told that i need a circumcision.

[jocstrap 8]

THE PAIN - I'm glad I was less than 30 minutes old when this happened to me. BTW why are you waiting so late in life to do this? Got a lil' funk going on down there?

[itsbigmoni 1]

It was explained in a different thread but basically i have a "banjo string." I think the official name is frenulum.

 

 

Penile tissue: The word frenulum on its own is often used for the frenulum of prepuce of peemus or frenulum preputii peemus, which is an elastic band of tissue under the glans peemus that connects to the prepuce, or foreskin to the vernal mucosa, and helps contract the prepuce over the glans

 

Basically my foreskin is attached to my head by a "string" so i can't pull my foreskin all the way back.

 

Although, today i was hookin up with this girl and after we had focked for a while, she was able to pull it back almost all the way, but the skin was still kinda tight so my head looked funny.

[GobbleDog 995]

I'm glad I was 0 y.o. when they did it to me.

[itsbigmoni 1]

Yea man, its gonna be all bad. He said the first time i get wood afterwards its gonna hurt because the skin is gonna be tight. So basically ima get the surgery done and as soon as i leave the hospital i'm gonna be in more pain. I don't think i've ever gone a month without gettin off either by righty or an actual girl. Fock, probably not even 2 weeks.

[gocolts 300]

You have waited this long. You are going to Vegas for heaven sakes. Even if you have to wait six months, I would under no circumstance, go to Vegas unless you ready to go down there.

 

Change the appointment.

[GettnHuge 2]

I recommend doing it yourself on the cheap

[itsbigmoni 1]

Well today is the day. After all kinds of Doctor ---> His assistants -----> Me, communication breakdowns, its finally settled. I'm goin in today at 1130 and the procedure is happening at 1. The doc is actually gonna put me under for it which surprises me.

 

Lets just hope he doesn't ###### up and take a lil extra. I need every last mm of size.

[KSB2424 3,148]

Yea man, its gonna be all bad. He said the first time i get wood afterwards its gonna hurt because the skin is gonna be tight.

 

 

I would be watching Rosie and Oprah shows on a loop for at least 2 weeks until it heals.

[jets24 6]

Well today is the day. After all kinds of Doctor ---> His assistants -----> Me, communication breakdowns, its finally settled. I'm goin in today at 1130 and the procedure is happening at 1. The doc is actually gonna put me under for it which surprises me.

 

Lets just hope he doesn't ###### up and take a lil extra. I need every last mm of size.

 

 

Good luck dude! Would you be willing to save the foreskin for me? I collect them.

[swirvenirvin 25]

[The Hood 9]

The doc is actually gonna put me under for it which surprises me.

 

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Probably so you can't panic and punch him in the face when he's coming at "it" with a knife.

[paulinstl 296]

Whatever you do, when asked if they can use your removed foreskin for possible medical emergencies for other people. SAY NO! I heard of a guy who donated his foreskin after circumcision and the doctors used it on a newborn baby without eyelids. He's getting sued because the kid turned out c0ckeyed.

[zmanzzzz 1]

any plans for your foreskin?

[BlackClouds 24]

any plans for your foreskin?

I believe jets24 has first dibs on it.

[itsbigmoni 1]

Well im back and foreskinless. When i woke up i started asking the nurse about jamarcus russel and if the raiders drafted him. Then she was like who? Thats when i became fully aware and realized i was trippin. Its kinda bandaged up right now so i haven't really gotten a look at it. I'm dreading the pain that i'll feel tomorrow though. Well, its time to get my fockin grub on now.

[Ignition Technition 0]

I thought you were Sikh, Are they not against circumcision?

 

Or was it a medical neccessity?

 

Poor guy, I like my Hoodie

 

UNCUT brothers UNITE!!

 

 

 

Fock cutting away 20,000 nerve endings.

[Voltaire 5,301]

I've got a baby in the oven now, 33 weeks and counting. I hope you realized that all the dads and future dads on the board are counting on you to do a 'compare and contrast' so we have some idea if it's something we want to put our kids through.

 

For a long time my idea was no. But recently researchers have found that uncircumcised men are far more susceptable to AIDS than circumsized men. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?...type=printableL At first I wasn't going to bother with circumcision since it's not done normally in China and I'd have to actively search for somebody to do it, but now with the AIDS research so conclusive, I'd prefer to have it done.

 

I was just going to let the kid (if I have a boy I don't know) make a decision for himself as an adult and maybe I suspect it'll be too much hassle to find somebody. Not only that, but my wife's English and my Chinese aren't good enough to talk about the topic. I'd have to whip mine out to show her. Which is OK with my wife but not so much so when talking to my mother-in-laws.

[itsbigmoni 1]

I don't think my religion says anything about circumcision. I know its not common over there but i'm not sure if thats because of religion or people just never thought about it.

 

But the reason i got it was for medical reasons. My foreskin was really tight and wouldn't pull over my head. I think it was due to the fact that i had an attached frenullum or something like that, its also called a banjo string. From what i've read, you can stretch it regularly to make it so its flexible enough to pull over but i think it takes a while. I started havin regular sex (as in at least once a week) about 6 months ago and have noticed a change. When i first started, my foreskin wouldn't go back far enough to expose any of my head. Then slowly it would go about half ways back. The skin was still tight around the head but i was able to pull back about half way over. Then on monday, while i was having sex it slipped out and i noticed my whole head was exposed. That was a trip. But whenever i wasn't having sex, then it would be just as tight.

 

Like back when i could pull it half way back during sex, but then tried doing the same thing later, it wouldn't. Even if i got myself hard, i could only pull back about half as much as i could when i was having sex. After monday, i tried pulling my foreskin back because i thought maybe i wouldn't need a circumcision. When i wasn't hard, i couldn't pull it back at all. Then i tried getting hard and i could my skin back only a lil bit.

 

I don't think you have nerve endings in/on your foreskin. Your foreskin gets pulled back during sex so when you have sex, your head is exposed just like everyone else. The thing i have heard though, is that since your head is covered during most non-sex activities, your actual head is more sensitive.

 

And voltaire, i don't think getting a circumcision is the best aid prevention idea. I don't think that should factor into your decision, because you sound like a caring parent who's gonna raise a kid that wouldn't put himself in a position to get aids.

 

I'll give the before and after effects, but its gonna take a while. No sex for like 2-3 weeks and even then i'm not sure when i'll get laid. The girl who i have been doing is getting too attached even though i have made it clear that getting together is not in the future plans. But yea, we'll see how it goes in a few days.

[Lionsjunkie 1]

Whatever you do, when asked if they can use your removed foreskin for possible medical emergencies for other people. SAY NO! I heard of a guy who donated his foreskin after circumcision and the doctors used it on a newborn baby without eyelids. He's getting sued because the kid turned out c0ckeyed.

 

 

[itsbigmoni 1]

I noticed this morning they shaved quite a bit down there. No hair whatsoever on the ###### and half of my pubes are gone. They didn't touch my balls though.

[thetxstang 0]

itsbogmoni, is this what your cack looked like prior to the procedure?

[itsbigmoni 1]

Its pretty disturbing that you were able to find that picture.

 

As far as did my cack look like that, no, it did not. My foreskin would not go over my head. You couldn't see the head at all. The same kind of skin that covers your shaft, covered my head as well.

 

Now whenever i look down, it looks fake. I have really brown skin and a pink ass head. And everytime i walk and my cack rubs against my boxers, it hurts. Freeballin is the only thing that kinda works to make the pain go away. Oh, and the ganja.

[kutulu 1,676]

Rock out with your c0ck out.