itsbigmoni 1 Posted January 25, 2007 That thought is scary enough, but what makes it worse is i can't get my fock on for a month. My appointment is going to be sometime next week. Lets just say its on the 31st. Normally it wouldn't be that bad because i've had dry spells that have lasted longer than a month before. What makes sh!tty is that i'm going to vegas during all star weekend. Vegas is the best place to get your fock on. Drunk chicks that are out looking to get focked. I'll be drunk as fock and thats when i'm most social. Who knows, with some luck i could've bagged an 8-9. Now i'll have to wait a month and fock my booty call who's a 7. With small cups. 32 B probably. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davebg 0 Posted January 25, 2007 Why would you do that to yourself? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted January 25, 2007 Soon you will be: formerlyknownasitsbigmoni. GL w that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 807 Posted January 25, 2007 Why would you do that to yourself? He has a sillystring that goes from his shaft to the top of his foreshkin that makes it so the turtle can't come all the way out of the turtleneck. Isn't that the medical jargon they gave you baloneytoni? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted January 25, 2007 He has a sillystring that goes from his shaft to the top of his foreshkin that makes it so the turtle can't come all the way out of the turtleneck. Isn't that the medical jargon they gave you baloneytoni? why you didn't erase this from your memory is beyond me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 807 Posted January 25, 2007 why you didn't erase this from your memory is beyond me my son still has his turtleneck so I filed it away as..... if this happens to him down the road I'll know wtf the doctors talking about Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted January 25, 2007 my son still has his turtleneck so I filed it away as..... if this happens to him down the road I'll know wtf the doctors talking about mine too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 807 Posted January 25, 2007 mine too UNCUT brothers UNITE!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artist Formerly Known as Big O 0 Posted January 25, 2007 UNCUT brothers UNITE!! You're African American? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsbigmoni 1 Posted January 25, 2007 Yea, i don't want to get it done. When i look down, i've seen the same thing every time. Now when i look down, its not gonna be the same. But i guess there are more positives. It seems like in general the girlies like the cut ones. Plus the sex will be better. But not in focking vegas. I think the actual word is fenellum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davebg 0 Posted January 25, 2007 Yea, i don't want to get it done. When i look down, i've seen the same thing every time. Now when i look down, its not gonna be the same. But i guess there are more positives. It seems like in general the girlies like the cut ones. Plus the sex will be better. But not in focking vegas. I think the actual word is fenellum. Your new Geek Club nickname is Bobbitt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted January 25, 2007 Can you save the ring that comes off? Gutterboy needs a hoola hoop Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 807 Posted January 25, 2007 Can you save the ring that comes off? Gutterboy needs a bracelet Hoola hoop Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted January 25, 2007 Hoola hoop That's what I said. What? thanks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 807 Posted January 25, 2007 THUNDERSTEALER!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
De Novo 0 Posted January 26, 2007 What makes sh!tty is that i'm going to vegas during all star weekend. Vegas is the best place to get your fock on. Drunk chicks that are out looking to get focked. Yes, they're called hookers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsbigmoni 1 Posted February 7, 2007 So i went to the dr. and he checked it out and said yea i need a circumcision, we'll call you when we schedule it and after talking to your insurance company. They called back a few days later and said they found out the day before that my insurance no longer covers them or whatever so they can't do the surgery. I call my insurance and i ask for a urologist thats covered and she told me theres only one. So that sucked but whatever. I called and they said our next available appointment is on wed the 14th which sucked even worse becuase this was janurary 20 something. The other day i went on the website and did a search to find the dr. i was going to but when i entered urologist in the 93722 area i got like 10 results back. Focking ###### on the phone. So yea, now i have to go to another appointment so i can get felt up and be told that i need a circumcision. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted February 7, 2007 THE PAIN - I'm glad I was less than 30 minutes old when this happened to me. BTW why are you waiting so late in life to do this? Got a lil' funk going on down there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsbigmoni 1 Posted February 7, 2007 It was explained in a different thread but basically i have a "banjo string." I think the official name is frenulum. Penile tissue: The word frenulum on its own is often used for the frenulum of prepuce of peemus or frenulum preputii peemus, which is an elastic band of tissue under the glans peemus that connects to the prepuce, or foreskin to the vernal mucosa, and helps contract the prepuce over the glans Basically my foreskin is attached to my head by a "string" so i can't pull my foreskin all the way back. Although, today i was hookin up with this girl and after we had focked for a while, she was able to pull it back almost all the way, but the skin was still kinda tight so my head looked funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 995 Posted February 7, 2007 I'm glad I was 0 y.o. when they did it to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsbigmoni 1 Posted February 7, 2007 Yea man, its gonna be all bad. He said the first time i get wood afterwards its gonna hurt because the skin is gonna be tight. So basically ima get the surgery done and as soon as i leave the hospital i'm gonna be in more pain. I don't think i've ever gone a month without gettin off either by righty or an actual girl. Fock, probably not even 2 weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted February 7, 2007 You have waited this long. You are going to Vegas for heaven sakes. Even if you have to wait six months, I would under no circumstance, go to Vegas unless you ready to go down there. Change the appointment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted February 8, 2007 I recommend doing it yourself on the cheap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsbigmoni 1 Posted March 23, 2007 Well today is the day. After all kinds of Doctor ---> His assistants -----> Me, communication breakdowns, its finally settled. I'm goin in today at 1130 and the procedure is happening at 1. The doc is actually gonna put me under for it which surprises me. Lets just hope he doesn't ###### up and take a lil extra. I need every last mm of size. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,148 Posted March 23, 2007 Yea man, its gonna be all bad. He said the first time i get wood afterwards its gonna hurt because the skin is gonna be tight. I would be watching Rosie and Oprah shows on a loop for at least 2 weeks until it heals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted March 23, 2007 Well today is the day. After all kinds of Doctor ---> His assistants -----> Me, communication breakdowns, its finally settled. I'm goin in today at 1130 and the procedure is happening at 1. The doc is actually gonna put me under for it which surprises me. Lets just hope he doesn't ###### up and take a lil extra. I need every last mm of size. Good luck dude! Would you be willing to save the foreskin for me? I collect them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Hood 9 Posted March 23, 2007 The doc is actually gonna put me under for it which surprises me. . Probably so you can't panic and punch him in the face when he's coming at "it" with a knife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulinstl 296 Posted March 23, 2007 Whatever you do, when asked if they can use your removed foreskin for possible medical emergencies for other people. SAY NO! I heard of a guy who donated his foreskin after circumcision and the doctors used it on a newborn baby without eyelids. He's getting sued because the kid turned out c0ckeyed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zmanzzzz 1 Posted March 23, 2007 any plans for your foreskin? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackClouds 24 Posted March 23, 2007 any plans for your foreskin? I believe jets24 has first dibs on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsbigmoni 1 Posted March 23, 2007 Well im back and foreskinless. When i woke up i started asking the nurse about jamarcus russel and if the raiders drafted him. Then she was like who? Thats when i became fully aware and realized i was trippin. Its kinda bandaged up right now so i haven't really gotten a look at it. I'm dreading the pain that i'll feel tomorrow though. Well, its time to get my fockin grub on now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ignition Technition 0 Posted March 23, 2007 I thought you were Sikh, Are they not against circumcision? Or was it a medical neccessity? Poor guy, I like my Hoodie UNCUT brothers UNITE!! Fock cutting away 20,000 nerve endings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,301 Posted March 24, 2007 I've got a baby in the oven now, 33 weeks and counting. I hope you realized that all the dads and future dads on the board are counting on you to do a 'compare and contrast' so we have some idea if it's something we want to put our kids through. For a long time my idea was no. But recently researchers have found that uncircumcised men are far more susceptable to AIDS than circumsized men. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?...type=printableL At first I wasn't going to bother with circumcision since it's not done normally in China and I'd have to actively search for somebody to do it, but now with the AIDS research so conclusive, I'd prefer to have it done. I was just going to let the kid (if I have a boy I don't know) make a decision for himself as an adult and maybe I suspect it'll be too much hassle to find somebody. Not only that, but my wife's English and my Chinese aren't good enough to talk about the topic. I'd have to whip mine out to show her. Which is OK with my wife but not so much so when talking to my mother-in-laws. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsbigmoni 1 Posted March 24, 2007 I don't think my religion says anything about circumcision. I know its not common over there but i'm not sure if thats because of religion or people just never thought about it. But the reason i got it was for medical reasons. My foreskin was really tight and wouldn't pull over my head. I think it was due to the fact that i had an attached frenullum or something like that, its also called a banjo string. From what i've read, you can stretch it regularly to make it so its flexible enough to pull over but i think it takes a while. I started havin regular sex (as in at least once a week) about 6 months ago and have noticed a change. When i first started, my foreskin wouldn't go back far enough to expose any of my head. Then slowly it would go about half ways back. The skin was still tight around the head but i was able to pull back about half way over. Then on monday, while i was having sex it slipped out and i noticed my whole head was exposed. That was a trip. But whenever i wasn't having sex, then it would be just as tight. Like back when i could pull it half way back during sex, but then tried doing the same thing later, it wouldn't. Even if i got myself hard, i could only pull back about half as much as i could when i was having sex. After monday, i tried pulling my foreskin back because i thought maybe i wouldn't need a circumcision. When i wasn't hard, i couldn't pull it back at all. Then i tried getting hard and i could my skin back only a lil bit. I don't think you have nerve endings in/on your foreskin. Your foreskin gets pulled back during sex so when you have sex, your head is exposed just like everyone else. The thing i have heard though, is that since your head is covered during most non-sex activities, your actual head is more sensitive. And voltaire, i don't think getting a circumcision is the best aid prevention idea. I don't think that should factor into your decision, because you sound like a caring parent who's gonna raise a kid that wouldn't put himself in a position to get aids. I'll give the before and after effects, but its gonna take a while. No sex for like 2-3 weeks and even then i'm not sure when i'll get laid. The girl who i have been doing is getting too attached even though i have made it clear that getting together is not in the future plans. But yea, we'll see how it goes in a few days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lionsjunkie 1 Posted March 24, 2007 Whatever you do, when asked if they can use your removed foreskin for possible medical emergencies for other people. SAY NO! I heard of a guy who donated his foreskin after circumcision and the doctors used it on a newborn baby without eyelids. He's getting sued because the kid turned out c0ckeyed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsbigmoni 1 Posted March 24, 2007 I noticed this morning they shaved quite a bit down there. No hair whatsoever on the ###### and half of my pubes are gone. They didn't touch my balls though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thetxstang 0 Posted March 24, 2007 itsbogmoni, is this what your cack looked like prior to the procedure? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsbigmoni 1 Posted March 25, 2007 Its pretty disturbing that you were able to find that picture. As far as did my cack look like that, no, it did not. My foreskin would not go over my head. You couldn't see the head at all. The same kind of skin that covers your shaft, covered my head as well. Now whenever i look down, it looks fake. I have really brown skin and a pink ass head. And everytime i walk and my cack rubs against my boxers, it hurts. Freeballin is the only thing that kinda works to make the pain go away. Oh, and the ganja. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,676 Posted March 25, 2007 Rock out with your c0ck out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites