TheNewGirl 1,057 Posted February 5, 2007 Waiting for what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeremy 0 Posted February 5, 2007 She's already updated us. The test came back negative. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 1 Posted February 5, 2007 she said if peyton actually won a superbowl we'd get to see her bare gazongas I'm going to knuckleshuffleworld! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Green 34 Posted February 5, 2007 she said if peyton actually won a superbowl we'd get to see her bare gazongas link Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted February 5, 2007 Waiting for what? Oh...I must have missed the update about your test. Sorry Negative? That's good right? You were hoping for that, correct? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,057 Posted February 5, 2007 Oh...I must have missed the update about your test. Sorry Negative? That's good right? You were hoping for that, correct? Yes, that's correct. We aren't ready to have another baby at this time...if ever. Thanks for asking, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 1 Posted February 5, 2007 Yes, that's correct. We aren't ready to have another baby at this time...if ever. Thanks for asking, though. we as in you and I, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Groundhog 24 Posted February 5, 2007 so no gazongas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big C 0 Posted February 5, 2007 She is so focking hot!!! is she really gonna show them!?!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_probert_2000 1 Posted February 5, 2007 pic of TNG's bare cans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted February 5, 2007 Oh please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smashmouths@blf 33 Posted February 5, 2007 pic of TNG's bare cans. Damn tease! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,351 Posted February 5, 2007 Yes, that's correct. We aren't ready to have another baby at this time...if ever. Thanks for asking, though. Fascinating choice of words... hubby is going to the V-doc and all. Please elaborate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted February 5, 2007 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,057 Posted February 5, 2007 Fascinating choice of words... hubby is going to the V-doc and all. Please elaborate. Sigh. I don't know WHY everyone is so interested in my reproductive health. His V appointment is still about 4 months away. We can change our minds at ANY time before then right? I am still not sure that I am 100% done. HE IS. So...either I deal with never having another kid, or I nag nag nag nag nag until he changes his mind. Chances are, we are done. Oh, and in case anyone is interested, I stopped breastfeeding this weekend. So, I am waiting for my milk to dry up, my boobs to reach their deflated-balloon state, and then I will re-evaluate them for possible lifting/surgery. Any thing else? Anyone want to know the last time I got laid? The consistency of my cervical mucus? The positioning of my cervix last time I checked it? My basal body temp for this morning? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 4,079 Posted February 5, 2007 Sigh. I don't know WHY everyone is so interested in my reproductive health. His V appointment is still about 4 months away. We can change our minds at ANY time before then right? I am still not sure that I am 100% done. HE IS. So...either I deal with never having another kid, or I nag nag nag nag nag until he changes his mind. Chances are, we are done. Oh, and in case anyone is interested, I stopped breastfeeding this weekend. So, I am waiting for my milk to dry up, my boobs to reach their deflated-balloon state, and then I will re-evaluate them for possible lifting/surgery. Any thing else? Anyone want to know the last time I got laid? The consistency of my cervical mucus? The positioning of my cervix last time I checked it? My basal body temp for this morning? Uh, aren't you the one who brought this whole subject up in the first place???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,351 Posted February 5, 2007 Sigh. I don't know WHY everyone is so interested in my reproductive health. His V appointment is still about 4 months away. We can change our minds at ANY time before then right? I am still not sure that I am 100% done. HE IS. So...either I deal with never having another kid, or I nag nag nag nag nag until he changes his mind. Chances are, we are done. Oh, and in case anyone is interested, I stopped breastfeeding this weekend. So, I am waiting for my milk to dry up, my boobs to reach their deflated-balloon state, and then I will re-evaluate them for possible lifting/surgery. Any thing else? Anyone want to know the last time I got laid? The consistency of my cervical mucus? The positioning of my cervix last time I checked it? My basal body temp for this morning? Sorry if I struck a nerve. Up until now the V was a fait accompli. Now, not so much. That seems like news, maybe I'm wrong. Sometimes you can talk thru such issues. Or not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,057 Posted February 5, 2007 Uh, aren't you the one who brought this whole subject up in the first place???? I brought up the pregnancy test thing, yes. But I didn't think that people would keep asking about it, nor did I think that they would dissect every word of mine and ask questions about my husband's vasectomy and all of that. In the thread I posted Friday, Jerry was acting very suspcious of me, and since he and his wife practice FAM, or they used to, I figured that he was thinking he might be able to pull a fast one on me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 4,079 Posted February 5, 2007 I brought up the pregnancy test thing, yes. But I didn't think that people would keep asking about it, nor did I think that they would dissect every word of mine and ask questions about my husband's vasectomy and all of that. In the thread I posted Friday, Jerry was acting very suspcious of me, and since he and his wife practice FAM, or they used to, I figured that he was thinking he might be able to pull a fast one on me... By FAM, do you mean: a) http://www.fam.org.my/ http://oss.sgi.com/projects/fam/ or c) http://www.fwhc.org/birth-control/fam.htm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,057 Posted February 5, 2007 FAM = Fertility Awareness Method. There are several signs that a woman's body gives to signal that she's ovulating; basal body temperature, cervical mucus, and cervical postion are a few. If you pay attention to these signs, essentially you can have sex and not get pregnant if you avoid those times of the month when she's most fertile. Also known as Natural Family Planning. We didn't use this method to prevent pregnancy, we used it to get pregnant. Took one try both times, so apparently, it works. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,351 Posted February 5, 2007 I brought up the pregnancy test thing, yes. But I didn't think that people would keep asking about it, nor did I think that they would dissect every word of mine and ask questions about my husband's vasectomy and all of that. In the thread I posted Friday, Jerry was acting very suspcious of me, and since he and his wife practice FAM, or they used to, I figured that he was thinking he might be able to pull a fast one on me... We used to practice natural family planning, but now I'm snipped. I wasn't trying to pull a fast one, just pointing out that there are signs of ovulation. Which apparently you know about, so I am back to wondering why you thought you were pregnant. BTW we had tremendous success with NFP (other than that one month where we didn't actually practice it!), and what we learned about the female cycle has been very helpful in our sex life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 4,079 Posted February 5, 2007 FAM = Fertility Awareness Method. There are several signs that a woman's body gives to signal that she's ovulating; basal body temperature, cervical mucus, and cervical postion are a few. If you pay attention to these signs, essentially you can have sex and not get pregnant if you avoid those times of the month when she's most fertile. Also known as Natural Family Planning. We didn't use this method to prevent pregnancy, we used it to get pregnant. Took one try both times, so apparently, it works. When I was a teen we called that the rhythm method Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,057 Posted February 5, 2007 We used to practice natural family planning, but now I'm snipped. I wasn't trying to pull a fast one, just pointing out that there are signs of ovulation. Which apparently you know about, so I am back to wondering why you thought you were pregnant. BTW we had tremendous success with NFP (other than that one month where we didn't actually practice it!), and what we learned about the female cycle has been very helpful in our sex life. At the risk of being called an attention ho, there are a few other things that my body is doing that also did while in the early stages of pregnancy, that I would rather not get into. So...I was a bit confused. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,351 Posted February 5, 2007 When I was a teen we called that the rhythm method That is a common misperception, there is a lot more to it than looking at a calendar. My wife and I did it for about 10 years. The first time we tried to have a kid, she got preggo in the second month (and her ovulation was off the first month, we think from nerves of trying to have a kid). The second time, in the first month. The third time... a surprise, when we didn't follow it. I had some potent swimmers back when they had a way out, and I'm pretty confident that back in the days before such methods or other birth control, I'd have had about 10+ rugrats running around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtodd 7 Posted February 5, 2007 At the risk of being called an attention ho 90% of the posters here are attention ho's as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted February 5, 2007 Are we going to get the distinct honor and pleaser to see those ta-tas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,057 Posted February 5, 2007 When I was a teen we called that the rhythm method Did the rhythm method pay closer attention to mucus and all that junk?? I thought it was more about figuring that women have a 28 day cycle...and not all of us do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted February 6, 2007 Sigh. I don't know WHY everyone is so interested in my reproductive health. His V appointment is still about 4 months away. We can change our minds at ANY time before then right? I am still not sure that I am 100% done. HE IS. So...either I deal with never having another kid, or I nag nag nag nag nag until he changes his mind. Chances are, we are done. Oh, and in case anyone is interested, I stopped breastfeeding this weekend. So, I am waiting for my milk to dry up, my boobs to reach their deflated-balloon state, and then I will re-evaluate them for possible lifting/surgery. Any thing else? Anyone want to know the last time I got laid? The consistency of my cervical mucus? The positioning of my cervix last time I checked it? My basal body temp for this morning? Thread rooned Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,352 Posted February 6, 2007 90% of the posters here are attention ho's as well. Howdy Doody UP!! Thread rooned So she's a squirter? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,351 Posted February 6, 2007 Thread rooned Actually, if you can take her cervical mucus between your fingers, and expand them, and a thread of the mucus goes with your fingers, she is about to ovulate. Believe me, that is when you want to meet her. Trust me grasshoppa. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,539 Posted February 6, 2007 ummmm, cervical mucus, like slightly liquid gummy bears..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,352 Posted February 6, 2007 ummmm, cervical mucus, like slightly liquid gummy bears..... I don't think that the manufacturers have marketed a "rotten egg gummy bear" yet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,539 Posted February 6, 2007 I don't think that the manufacturers have marketed a "rotten egg gummy bear" yet They are fools.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,057 Posted February 6, 2007 Howdy Doody UP!! So she's a squirter? No, has nothing to do with squirting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,539 Posted February 6, 2007 No, has nothing to do with squirting. Thats a damb shame too. But if you were willing to kiss some strange chick in a bar, you may yet redeem yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,352 Posted February 6, 2007 No, has nothing to do with squirting. Try and make a simple joke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Let Da Big Dog Eat 38 Posted February 6, 2007 Actually, if you can take her cervical mucus between your fingers, and expand them, and a thread of the mucus goes with your fingers, she is about to ovulate. Believe me, that is when you want to meet her. Trust me grasshoppa. Or, maybe when you don't. FWIW, this kind of "foreplay" would be the best birth control for me. Time for a tonsil shot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2minutewarning 0 Posted February 6, 2007 Wheres the pic of you fixing to get the money shot? I miss that picture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
