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My dogs name is Baxter. He is a Bluetick Coonhound.

 

I call him alternatively,

 

Smeagol

Smeagolstiltskin

Beagle

Beaglestiltskin

Sleepystiltskin

Sleepyhead

Stoopy

 

 

:cheers:

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Our cat is named Shovel because of his broken jaw (broken prior to our adopting him from the animal shelter) and his rather curious manner of eating. Variations on his name include:

 

Shovester

Shovey

Shove

Snaggletooth

Snaggletooth Tiger

Snags

etc.

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We just got a puppy. Somebody abandoned him and a sibling in a box out in the country. A woman with whom my wife works found them and brought them up to the preschool, where everybody fell in love with them. They were given away quickly, but then one of them showed up in the classifieds, so the rescue woman took him back.

 

My wife has hated dogs, but she called and said the dog was back at the preschool and was really cute and stuff, so I brought him home.

 

I wanted to name him Shiner, but Rusty II insisted on naming him Jack, after his jack in the box, from which springs a puppy that kind of looks like Jack.

 

We call him Jackalope and Flap Jack.

 

He's a cute little bugger, although we're having a hard time potty training him.

 

Here he is:

 

Being cute:

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/5507/27...015smallxs6.jpg

 

Thinking he's a badass:

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/6100/21...002smallgt2.jpg

 

Right now, we're trying to keep him from getting eaten.

 

A barred owl has been stalking him for weeks, sitting in a tree just beyond the back yard and waiting for his chance to swoop down and grab the puppy. Apparently, a number of little dogs and cats in our neighborhood have met their fate that way.

 

And then a few mornings ago, my wife, while walking Jack, encounted a focking BOBCAT in the front yard.

 

Hopefully, Jack will survive and get big enough to be to large for the taking.

 

:cheers:

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We just got a puppy. Somebody abandoned him and a sibling in a box out in the country. A woman with whom my wife works found them and brought them up to the preschool, where everybody fell in love with them. They were given away quickly, but then one of them showed up in the classifieds, so the rescue woman took him back.

 

My wife has hated dogs, but she called and said the dog was back at the preschool and was really cute and stuff, so I brought him home.

 

I wanted to name him Shiner, but Rusty II insisted on naming him Jack, after his jack in the box, from which springs a puppy that kind of looks like Jack.

 

We call him Jackalope and Flap Jack.

 

He's a cute little bugger, although we're having a hard time potty training him.

 

Here he is:

 

Being cute:

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/5507/27...015smallxs6.jpg

 

Thinking he's a badass:

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/6100/21...002smallgt2.jpg

 

Right now, we're trying to keep him from getting eaten.

 

A barred owl has been stalking him for weeks, sitting in a tree just beyond the back yard and waiting for his chance to swoop down and grab the puppy. Apparently, a number of little dogs and cats in our neighborhood have met their fate that way.

 

And then a few mornings ago, my wife, while walking Jack, encounted a focking BOBCAT in the front yard.

 

Hopefully, Jack will survive and get big enough to be to large for the taking.

 

:ninja:

 

Sweet! Dogs are awesome!

 

I just remembered that I also call Baxter smeagolbeagol from time to time.

 

Interesting info about the barred owl and bobcat. Baxter was a stray that my bro found down south. Apparently, Bluetick Coonhounds are pretty much a southern dog. Bred for racoon hunts and such. Anyway, Baxter must have been a stray for awhile. He's got a curious disposition on him. Sort of a rueful look. Kind of sad and well, rueful. Well, he also has a fear of anything from above. He gets scared of chandeliers and stuff. Always looking up and checking, seemingly for danger.

 

I wonder if he was attacked by barred owls or hawks or something when he was on his own down south.

 

:huh: :(

 

Not sure, but it seems as likely an explanation as any.

 

:first:

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:D

 

Sweet! Dogs are awesome!

 

I just remembered that I also call Baxter smeagolbeagol from time to time.

 

Interesting info about the barred owl and bobcat. Baxter was a stray that my bro found down south. Apparently, Bluetick Coonhounds are pretty much a southern dog. Bred for racoon hunts and such. Anyway, Baxter must have been a stray for awhile. He's got a curious disposition on him. Sort of a rueful look. Kind of sad and well, rueful. Well, he also has a fear of anything from above. He gets scared of chandeliers and stuff. Always looking up and checking, seemingly for danger.

 

I wonder if he was attacked by barred owls or hawks or something when he was on his own down south.

 

:( :(

 

Not sure, but it seems as likely an explanation as any.

 

:first:

 

Those barred owls are huge, badass motherfockers who aren't scared of shat.

 

There was one sitting on a limb like 5 yards away a few months ago, and my whole family stood out on the deck to look at it and take pictures and stuff.

 

It just stood there going :ninja:

 

My wife saw it swoop down a few days later and grab a huge snake out of our back yard.

 

I'm glad to have the owl, because he might keep one of our kids from getting bitten by a venomous snake some day. I also like it in the morning when he and his buddies around the neighborhood start hooting at each other.

 

But for now, he's a puppy threat.

 

 

 

 

:D why are puppies so damn cute?

 

 

To keep their owners from strangling them to death after they sh!t on the carpet or chew a coffee table in half.

 

:huh:

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My goldendoodle is named penny...sometimes we call her pencil. :ninja:

 

 

Also got a cat name Allie, you know, Alleycat...sometimes I call her Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie.

 

That's short for mud. :first: :huh: :(

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My dogs name is Baxter. He is a Bluetick Coonhound.

 

I call him alternatively,

 

Smeagol

Smeagolstiltskin

Beagle

Beaglestiltskin

Sleepystiltskin

Sleepyhead

Stoopy

:first:

 

Have you considered awarding him an honorary doctorate? Dr. Baxter has quite a nice ring to it :ninja:

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I have a black lab named Packer. She has a variety of nick names

 

 

P-diddy

P-dub

P-dumplin

Hooper Hoo ( got know idea...the kids called her this)

 

 

And now that she is a little on the heavey side......

 

PUDDIN

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I have 2 kats.

Boots and Biscuit

 

Common names for them are:

 

Kittendoodle

Sh1tstain

Biscuitkitters

Lumpy

Furball

Kat

Meowsers

Puss

Did I say Shitstain yet?

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I also call him smeagolhoff from time to time.

 

:banana:

 

Also, schmasslehoff.

 

:thumbsdown:

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Our little guy is going to be called Puddles unless he breaks a little nasty habit of his.

 

:thumbsdown:

That is quite the adorable puppy you got :banana:

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My dogs name is Baxter. He is a Bluetick Coonhound.

 

I call him alternatively,

 

Smeagol

Smeagolstiltskin

Beagle

Beaglestiltskin

Sleepystiltskin

Sleepyhead

Stoopy

 

 

:P

 

We have a mutt. Black Lab + ??? (beagle, boxer, shepherd - heard them all)

Named him Maximus. (Had just re-watched Gladiator the day before, we're lazy and un-creative)

 

He also gets:

Max

Maxie

Maxi-Platypus (the 3 year old loves this one)

Maxi-Gator

Puppers

FOCKING DOG!!!!

psycho

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I have one dog: Action Jackson, he's a husky. I just call him Jackson.

He also gets, Mister, Jack, Mister Jack, Jackie, Buddy, Mister Dog, or just Dog. (most of those came from my ex..) He mostly responds to anything high pitched and happy when indoors, he doesn't respond to much of anything outdoors.... :D

 

him standing still to pee in snow

then he takes off...

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Carter Andrew (Wife calls me and the dog by our first + same middle name when she is pizzed)

 

That is funny.

 

Charlie, my pug ( http://www.dogster.com/dogs/52035/in/stroll/ ):

Charlie

Charles

The Fatster

Fatty McFatterson

Sir Licks a Lot (He has trouble smelling and uses his toungue much like a snake does)

Sir Snores a Lot

 

Molly, the rescue dog ( http://www.dogster.com/dogs/248242 ):

Molly

Molls

Mutt

Molly McButterpants

Psycho

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That is funny.

 

Charlie, my pug ( http://www.dogster.com/dogs/52035/in/stroll/ ):

Charlie

Charles

The Fatster

Fatty McFatterson

Sir Licks a Lot (He has trouble smelling and uses his toungue much like a snake does)

Sir Snores a Lot

 

Molly, the rescue dog ( http://www.dogster.com/dogs/248242 ):

Molly

Molls

Mutt

Molly McButterpants

Psycho

 

Pugs always crack me up.

 

My parents were friends with this couple who had a pug, Sinbad.

 

That dog on the weekends would sit all day and watch golf on television.

 

For some reason, he always barked at Jack Nicklaus.

 

They'd flip back and forth between a bunch of golfers, but he always barked at Nicklaus some reason, no matter what tournament and no matter what he was wearing.

 

:ninja:

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Pugs always crack me up.

 

My parents were friends with this couple who had a pug, Sinbad.

 

That dog on the weekends would sit all day and watch golf on television.

 

For some reason, he always barked at Jack Nicklaus.

 

They'd flip back and forth between a bunch of golfers, but he always barked at Nicklaus some reason, no matter what tournament and no matter what he was wearing.

 

:dunno:

 

My friend has a rottweiler named Katie that attacks the TV when Carrot Top is on. ;)

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Dog 1 (Girl- named Dallas, age 6)

meecher

chunker

dahlia

dallas-ft. worth

needy piece of sh1t

princess

buggy

mama (had huge nipples when I got her, so I think she was a mom)

baby-love

 

Dog 2 (Jeff, Age 13)

Jeffy

Jeffy-peppy

aszhole

pecker

d!ckhead

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I am so glad that other have the same thing with your dogs....

 

I have a beagle named Jake who has about ten names....

 

 

Jake

Jaky

Jacob

Jakers

Mr Jake

Bubba

Bubbers

Bub

Bubby

Dogface

Dogbreath

Beagle

and THE ALARM CLOCK (he wakes me up 6:00 every morning)

 

My Bubba

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I have 2 cats Riley, Gracie

 

Gracie:

 

My shweet liitle buttercup

B!tch

Gwacie

Shweetie

G

 

Riley:

 

Wiley

Fat little focker

R

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Awww cute little baby!

 

My princess and Jeff:

Dallas

 

Jeffer-pecker head

 

thanks,

 

I will check out your baby when I get home.... for some reason your picts are restircted here at work. :cheers:

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My girlfriend's cat Spunky is 20 years old; but still hunts outdoors and leaves dead animals on the doorstep at night. She's lost a step and her hips and knees aren't quite as flexible as they used to be; but she's gotten smarter and I admire her stalking prowess. Her name evolved to Moopy when just a kitten and she won't answer to her real name; decent hearing still.

 

And yes, I'm talking about the cat and not my girlfriend...

 

Spunky

Monkey

Meeps

Meeper

Spoops

Spooper

Mooper

Moops

Meemee

Moopy

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Maybe because they are connected to my myspace account :cheers: There's no p0rn :banana:

why would we want to visit it then? :thumbsup:

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To see my beautiful dogs :mad:

 

 

:cry: This profile is set to private. This user must add

you as a friend to see his/her profile.

 

 

 

:wub:

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I have 2 kats.

Boots and Biscuit

 

Common names for them are:

 

Kittendoodle

Sh1tstain

Biscuitkitters

Lumpy

Furball

Kat

Meowsers

Puss

Did I say Shitstain yet?

The doctor called. You left your balls in his office. Make an appointment to get them put back on.

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Two more:

 

Chompalicious

Mr. Waggums

 

:blink:

 

Waggalicious?

 

:banana:

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I have lots of tropical fish... They are all known as Mr. Bubbles.

 

Sir, I admire the economy with which you apply names to your fish.

 

We have an Irish Terrier:

 

Guinness

Guinney

Mr. Pig

Hoggy Dog

P-Doggy

 

...and a few songs:

 

Red dog!

Dog of Ireland!

We salute you with this song!

Red dog!

Dog of Ireland!

When we go you come along!

 

To the tune of Mr. Ed:

 

Our dog is a hog;

Not only a dog.

And if you have ever met,

A dog that's a hog,

You must have met our hoggy dog,

He's the famous Mr. Pig!

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