football_scooter 0 Posted March 26, 2007 Holy god in heaven - Keely is truly unbelievable. Spectacular doesn't even begin to cover it, and here she is in living moving video goodness. And those spectacular tittays are big as life and jiggle ever so perfectly. You can all thank me later, and if you somehow missed it, this is NSFW - but don't let that stop you. She's hot enough to be worth getting canned for. Seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted March 26, 2007 Holy hell, she has a smokin bod! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted March 26, 2007 Holy hell, she has a smokin bod! my plans for this evening have officially changed. I am picking up an industrial sized bottle of lotion on the way home, and I intend on watching this video again and again until I have entirely coated my monitor with baby batter. ok, not really, I'm going to a BBQ, but Keely really is that hot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,564 Posted March 26, 2007 Yeah, she's hot, too bad she can't keep her focking trap shut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JT 137 Posted March 26, 2007 Came in expecting to say she's no Bar Rafaeli, or whatever the name of that chick in SI was. I stand corrected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hardboy23 0 Posted March 26, 2007 Yeah, she's hot, too bad she can't keep her focking trap shut. She says men are infatuated with boobs (which we are), but I must say she seems more infatuated with her boobs than any woman I know..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted March 26, 2007 She says men are infatuated with boobs (which we are), but I must say she seems more infatuated with her boobs than any woman I know..... the irony is that she's so completely hot not because of her spectacular rack, but rather that with a rack that spectacular the rest of her is rock hard and with an attractive face. So in a way her best feature is everything but the rack with the rack as the centerpiece. And as long as they keep filming her nekked, I really couldn't care less what she blathers about. This girl is a 10. And I'm not even into huge breasteses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,564 Posted March 27, 2007 She says men are infatuated with boobs (which we are), but I must say she seems more infatuated with her boobs than any woman I know..... yep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 651 Posted March 27, 2007 She needs an a$$ :devil'sadvocate: but... titty fock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,588 Posted March 27, 2007 I know she would not piss in my mouth if my teeth were on fire, but tonight...in my dreams, she will love me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted March 27, 2007 Okay, someone help me out here. When I look at pron, this is the type of chick I want to see. I want them airbrushed, full of makeup, looking like something I would never in a million years have an opportunity to bag yet they willingly take the schwantz into every orifice and make it seem like it's the best thing that's ever happened to them when a guy spews a load of jungle juice on their face. Obviously, everyone who sees this Keely chick is impressed, but when it comes to pron, most of you fockers want the amateur crap where you can see all the pimples on their ass and the cottage cheese that makes the back of their legs look like a beat up washboard on the notion that they're the type of chicks you could potentially bag. When I want fantasy,I want fantasy, not reality. Can someone explain this dichotomy to me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boz/BoFan 0 Posted March 27, 2007 anybody got some 409? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsbigmoni 1 Posted March 27, 2007 I agree with Frank. I'm surprised by how many people like amateur chicks with real ######. My booty call is 5'6 110 with probably a 32B rack. Why would i want more of the same when i look at porn. Give me some fake D's with a hard body and make up to cover up the years or child abuse and years of sex wear and tear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,461 Posted March 27, 2007 She says men are infatuated with boobs (which we are), but I must say she seems more infatuated with her boobs than any woman I know..... Combined with her ideal guy being more about personality/humor than looks, I'd say she is dang near perfect. God bless the internet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mayhem39 3 Posted March 27, 2007 She's unbelievable!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 920 Posted March 27, 2007 Yeah, she's hot, too bad she can't keep her focking trap shut. She said something Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted March 27, 2007 She said something :jerk: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted March 27, 2007 She's unbelievable!! agreed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,352 Posted March 27, 2007 Very hot, but who is she???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted March 27, 2007 I've got a link to a sex tape she made, but I can't do it here at work. I'll post it later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,564 Posted March 27, 2007 I've got a link to a sex tape she made, but I can't do it here at work. I'll post it later. Geek of the week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
t.j 35 Posted March 27, 2007 size 32E and she thinks they're small? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted March 27, 2007 I've got a link to a sex tape she made, but I can't do it here at work. I'll post it later. I don't know who this chick is or that she made a tape, but if it's true, you're my hero!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bubba franks 0 Posted March 27, 2007 Link to a bunch of nude galleries NSFW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted March 27, 2007 So where's this sex tape? Let's go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted March 27, 2007 So where's this sex tape? Let's go. Here is the link Go about halfway down on the right, you'll see her name under "Busty Brits". Click that link, you'll get a page with tons of topless shots and a link to the file. I downloaded the file, but it is a mov file and I couldn't get it to play properly. Maybe some of you guys will have more success. Good luck! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juniper 0 Posted March 27, 2007 Very nice. But wouldn't Keeley Hazel Topless Wearing A Pair Of Flesh Colored Panties be a more appropriate thread/video title? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted March 27, 2007 Very nice. But wouldn't Keeley Hazel Topless Wearing A Pair Of Flesh Colored Panties be a more appropriate thread/video title? go sue the people who linked to it - that was their title, not mine. I am merely a provider of high quality smut to needy geeks everywhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted March 27, 2007 I'm only about half way through her sex tape. She's still fully clothed, but she can suck the dimples off a golf ball. Gotta love a woman who is enthusiastic about the cack sucking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthGeorgia 2 Posted March 28, 2007 I'm only about half way through her sex tape. She's still fully clothed, but she can suck the dimples off a golf ball. Gotta love a woman who is enthusiastic about the cack sucking. And just exactly where is this cacksucking video in which you speak of? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted March 28, 2007 she has "puffies" just for SUX I think. She's blazing hot, but not worth getting fired for. BTW, she looks like the chick who played Ted's g/f from the bakery in How I Met Your Mother, but not sure, and not feeling like looking it up. Anyone know if this is true or not? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,630 Posted March 28, 2007 I like nekked chicks and pron and appreciate scooter's bringing more of that to the Geek Club, but this video is way too classy for me. Posing and talking about her t!ts. I prefer raunchy hardcore lesbian action with closeups and moaning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites