Keely Hazel (nude) Photo Shoot!

[football_scooter 0]

Holy god in heaven - Keely is truly unbelievable. Spectacular doesn't even begin to cover it, and here she is in living moving video goodness. And those spectacular tittays are big as life and jiggle ever so perfectly. You can all thank me later, and if you somehow missed it, this is NSFW - but don't let that stop you. She's hot enough to be worth getting canned for. Seriously.

[Big Blue 06 195]

Holy hell, she has a smokin bod!

[football_scooter 0]

Holy hell, she has a smokin bod!

 

 

my plans for this evening have officially changed. I am picking up an industrial sized bottle of lotion on the way home, and I intend on watching this video again and again until I have entirely coated my monitor with baby batter.

 

 

 

 

ok, not really, I'm going to a BBQ, but Keely really is that hot

[kutulu 1,556]

Yeah, she's hot, too bad she can't keep her focking trap shut.

[JT 137]

Came in expecting to say she's no Bar Rafaeli, or whatever the name of that chick in SI was.

 

I stand corrected.

[hardboy23 0]

Yeah, she's hot, too bad she can't keep her focking trap shut.

She says men are infatuated with boobs (which we are), but I must say she seems more infatuated with her boobs than any woman I know.....

[football_scooter 0]

She says men are infatuated with boobs (which we are), but I must say she seems more infatuated with her boobs than any woman I know.....

 

the irony is that she's so completely hot not because of her spectacular rack, but rather that with a rack that spectacular the rest of her is rock hard and with an attractive face. So in a way her best feature is everything but the rack with the rack as the centerpiece.

 

And as long as they keep filming her nekked, I really couldn't care less what she blathers about. This girl is a 10. And I'm not even into huge breasteses.

[kutulu 1,556]

She says men are infatuated with boobs (which we are), but I must say she seems more infatuated with her boobs than any woman I know.....

 

yep.

[Drizzay 648]

She needs an a$$ :devil'sadvocate:

 

but...

 

titty fock

[RLLD 3,505]

I know she would not piss in my mouth if my teeth were on fire, but tonight...in my dreams, she will love me...

[Frank M 181]

Okay, someone help me out here. When I look at pron, this is the type of chick I want to see. I want them airbrushed, full of makeup, looking like something I would never in a million years have an opportunity to bag yet they willingly take the schwantz into every orifice and make it seem like it's the best thing that's ever happened to them when a guy spews a load of jungle juice on their face. Obviously, everyone who sees this Keely chick is impressed, but when it comes to pron, most of you fockers want the amateur crap where you can see all the pimples on their ass and the cottage cheese that makes the back of their legs look like a beat up washboard on the notion that they're the type of chicks you could potentially bag.

 

When I want fantasy,I want fantasy, not reality. Can someone explain this dichotomy to me?

[Boz/BoFan 0]

anybody got some 409?

[itsbigmoni 1]

I agree with Frank. I'm surprised by how many people like amateur chicks with real ######. My booty call is 5'6 110 with probably a 32B rack. Why would i want more of the same when i look at porn. Give me some fake D's with a hard body and make up to cover up the years or child abuse and years of sex wear and tear.

[jerryskids 5,291]

She says men are infatuated with boobs (which we are), but I must say she seems more infatuated with her boobs than any woman I know.....

Combined with her ideal guy being more about personality/humor than looks, I'd say she is dang near perfect.

 

God bless the internet.

[mayhem39 3]

She's unbelievable!!

[Herbivore 915]

Yeah, she's hot, too bad she can't keep her focking trap shut.

 

She said something

[TommyGavin 790]

She said something

 

:jerk:

[football_scooter 0]

She's unbelievable!!

 

agreed.

[Mile High Drunk 13]

[supermike80 1,317]

Very hot, but who is she????

[Frank M 181]

I've got a link to a sex tape she made, but I can't do it here at work. I'll post it later.

[kutulu 1,556]

I've got a link to a sex tape she made, but I can't do it here at work. I'll post it later.

 

Geek of the week.

[t.j 35]

size 32E and she thinks they're small?

[Big Blue 06 195]

I've got a link to a sex tape she made, but I can't do it here at work. I'll post it later.

 

I don't know who this chick is or that she made a tape, but if it's true, you're my hero!!!

[bubba franks 0]

Link to a bunch of nude galleries

 

NSFW

[Big Blue 06 195]

So where's this sex tape? Let's go.

[Frank M 181]

So where's this sex tape? Let's go.

 

 

Here is the link

 

Go about halfway down on the right, you'll see her name under "Busty Brits". Click that link, you'll get a page with tons of topless shots and a link to the file. I downloaded the file, but it is a mov file and I couldn't get it to play properly. Maybe some of you guys will have more success. Good luck!

[Juniper 0]

Very nice. But wouldn't Keeley Hazel Topless Wearing A Pair Of Flesh Colored Panties be a more appropriate thread/video title?

[football_scooter 0]

Very nice. But wouldn't Keeley Hazel Topless Wearing A Pair Of Flesh Colored Panties be a more appropriate thread/video title?

 

go sue the people who linked to it - that was their title, not mine.

 

I am merely a provider of high quality smut to needy geeks everywhere.

[Big Blue 06 195]

I'm only about half way through her sex tape. She's still fully clothed, but she can suck the dimples off a golf ball. Gotta love a woman who is enthusiastic about the cack sucking.

[SouthGeorgia 2]

I'm only about half way through her sex tape. She's still fully clothed, but she can suck the dimples off a golf ball. Gotta love a woman who is enthusiastic about the cack sucking.

And just exactly where is this cacksucking video in which you speak of?

[Big_Pete 0]

she has "puffies" just for SUX I think.

She's blazing hot, but not worth getting fired for.

BTW, she looks like the chick who played Ted's g/f from the bakery in How I Met Your Mother, but not sure, and not feeling like looking it up.

Anyone know if this is true or not?

[Voltaire 4,573]

I like nekked chicks and pron and appreciate scooter's bringing more of that to the Geek Club, but this video is way too classy for me. Posing and talking about her t!ts. I prefer raunchy hardcore lesbian action with closeups and moaning.