hoytdwow 202 Posted May 2, 2007 Why is it that on any given day you can take a dump and have it light up the smell pallette, but when you have diarrhea, it always smells the same? There's a diarrhea smell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JT 137 Posted May 2, 2007 I had to do the system cleanse routine for some tests on my gut today. Nothing but liquid yesterday, followed by that vile magnesium laxative drink, then pills when that started to weaken. 11 trips to the toilet in less than 9 hours. And you're right. Normal diet or chicken broth and fruit juice, the squirts always smell the same. Yet my everyday poop smells like the hopes and dreams of a generation. Go figure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,031 Posted May 2, 2007 Generally because diarrhea is caused by some kind of bacteria or virus... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sergeant Bri 0 Posted May 2, 2007 And why is it that the big huge ones are always easy, but you labor and labor and there's like a Raisinet in the bowl? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted May 2, 2007 Also, why is it that when CyberGandalf leaves, Hoytdwow shows up? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted May 2, 2007 Generally because diarrhea is caused by some kind of bacteria or virus... all of your poo has bacteria in it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Hood 9 Posted May 2, 2007 Generally because diarrhea is caused by some kind of bacteria or virus... ........or Burger King Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hurricane Ditka 0 Posted May 3, 2007 Two words about this thread and how it relates to me today. SHREDDED WHEAT!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,031 Posted May 3, 2007 all of your poo has bacteria in it... Not neccessarily. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randandy 0 Posted May 3, 2007 Not neccessarily. do you always reply to feces threads? you naughty girl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randandy 0 Posted May 3, 2007 I poop. i love anal, wanna hook up? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndyTom 0 Posted May 3, 2007 This might help: http://www.smellypoop.com/poop.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Let Da Big Dog Eat 37 Posted May 3, 2007 A little off topic, but I love to rip a loud one in public (ceramic) restrooms. They always sound like I left a major skiddy due to the resonating sound. Pride, catch it!. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndyTom 0 Posted May 3, 2007 How many of you do a "courtesy flush" to drown out any noise? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randandy 0 Posted May 3, 2007 hand raised. eyes closed. im going to my music thread.... ....im listening to something???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted May 3, 2007 I poop. http://www.poobutton.com/ Well, here ya go. Kinda funny, but I must give the warning that I got this from Joneo ETA: One must press the button 3 times for the magic to happen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randandy 0 Posted May 3, 2007 i love anal, wanna hook up? wanna lose a chick, tell her you wanna fock her in the arse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted May 3, 2007 wanna lose a chick, tell her you wanna fock her in the arse. Talk to yourself much? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randandy 0 Posted May 3, 2007 Talk to yourself much? i need to work on that. (i cant believe i used the shrugging turd in a post, how embaressing.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted May 3, 2007 i need to work on that. (i cant believe i used the shrugging turd in a post, how embaressing.) Not as embarrasing as spelling embarrasing wrong Shrugging turd, huh?...Perfect Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randandy 0 Posted May 3, 2007 Not as embarrasing as spelling embarrasing wrong Shrugging turd, huh?...Perfect im not a very strong speller, obviously. what i think if good spellers...( ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,315 Posted May 3, 2007 http://www.poobutton.com/ Well, here ya go. Kinda funny, but I must give the warning that I got this from Joneo ETA: One must press the button 3 times for the magic to happen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted May 3, 2007 We should start a web page devoted to taking a poop: Already done http://www.ratemypoo.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,645 Posted May 3, 2007 And why is it that the big huge ones are always easy, but you labor and labor and there's like a Raisinet in the bowl? actually, this one's pretty easy. What's easier to push through say, a tube sock with the toes cut off - A full pepperoni or a grape? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thedanzone 2 Posted May 3, 2007 actually, this one's pretty easy. What's easier to push through say, a tube sock with the toes cut off - A full pepperoni or a grape? Depends if the tube sock is horizontal or vertical. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,594 Posted August 2, 2019 One of the mysteries of life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
