rallo 139 Posted June 23, 2007 was watching kingpin today... right after munson has sex with the nasty landlady... he's throwing up lady "oh stop it, it wasn't that bad" roy (throwing up) lady (taking huge puffs on her cigarette "what is it about good sex that makes me have to take a crap" roy (throwing up again) what are your favorites??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted June 23, 2007 Also from Kingpin: "Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, Mr. McCracken is already there!" "I cant believe im surrounded by all these incredible athletes!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 6,032 Posted June 23, 2007 Beverly Hills Cop, Eddie Murphy pulls up to a country club in a beat up old Chevy Nova and says to the Valet: "Can you put this in a good spot? 'Cause all of this ###### happened the last time I parked here. ". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crackattack 520 Posted June 23, 2007 Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad. Oh, George... not the livestock. from O Brother, Where Art Thou? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sparkling Wiggles 0 Posted June 23, 2007 There's a line from Raiders of the Lost Ark that I've never heard anyone quote. They're going through the Bible and Indy's describing the Ark and they show the illustration of the Ark wiping out a whole army. Major Eaton: Good God. Brody: Yes. That's what the Hebrews thought. Always cracks me up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 562 Posted June 23, 2007 [the railway crew discover quicksand up ahead, and one of them offers to ride up ahead to check it out] Taggart: Horses? We can't afford to lose no horses. Send over a couple o' niggers. Taggart: I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted June 23, 2007 "Knew a guy once....could have been a great golfer. He went to college instead. Did pretty well too. During his last semester, he got kicked out. You know what for Danny?" "I don't know" "Night putting. Simply putting at night....with the 15 year old daughter of the Dean" "You know who that was Danny?" "No" "Take a guess" "Bob Hope?" "Good guess. No...it was my roommate, Mitch Cumstain." "fanananananana" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iceblumist610 0 Posted June 23, 2007 Wow. Way too many to choose from. This thread needs to be riddled with quotes from Monty Python, The Princess Bride, and Firefly/Serenity. Wash: This is gonna get interesting Mal: Define "interesting" Wash: Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 570 Posted June 23, 2007 All right, we'll give some land to the niggers and the chinks, but we DON'T WANT THE IRISH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemynd 0 Posted June 23, 2007 Dark Helmet: "What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?" Dark Helmet: "So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage! " Colonel Sandurz: "Oh, my God. It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow. " Dark Helmet: "Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!" Laser Gunner: "Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!" Dark Helmet: "Who made that man a gunner?" Major Azzhole: "I did sir. He's my cousin." Dark Helmet: "Who is he?" Colonel Sandurz: "He's an azzhole sir." Dark Helmet: "I know that! What's his name?" Colonel Sandurz: "That is his name sir. Azzhole, Major Azzhole!" Dark Helmet: "And his cousin?" Colonel Sandurz: "He's an azzhole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Azzhole!" Dark Helmet: "How many azzholes do we have on this ship, anyway?" [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand] Entire Bridge Crew: "Yo!" Dark Helmet: "I knew it. I'm surrounded by azzholes!" [Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down] Dark Helmet: "Keep firing, azzholes! " Funniest movie ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,724 Posted June 24, 2007 I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dcOne 2 Posted June 24, 2007 ~Revenge of the Nerds~ Nerd(?) "You find a date for the party yet, Booger?" Booger: "No, and I've been out combing the high schools all day." ~My Cousin Vinny~ "This is a tough decision you give me here. Get my ass kicked or collect two hundred dollars. I could use a good ass-kickin'. I'll be perfectly honest with you... no I think I'll just go with the two hundred. " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan06 1 Posted June 24, 2007 Go to imdb.com, select movie quotes, click on the link for Anchorman, and pick any quote at random. "Milk was a bad choice!" does the trick for me, but pretty much any of them will do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted June 24, 2007 Great! When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep: BORAT BORAT, eh, she receive hair on chest, and vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard. Atlanta Teenager: What kinda music you listen to? Borat: I uh like a very much Korki Buchek you know Korki Buchek? Atlanta Teenager: [confused] Borat: Bing-Bang-Bing-Bang-Bing-dl-dl-ding-ding *click* *click* *click-click* Bing-Bang-Bing-Bang-Bing-dl-dl-ding-ding *click* *click* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adam smitty 0 Posted June 24, 2007 Just about anything Bruce Willis or anyone says in the Last Boy Scout. d@mn, were getting beat up by the maker of scrabble! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted June 24, 2007 Just about anything Bruce Willis or anyone says in the Last Boy Scout. d@mn, were getting beat up by the maker of scrabble! Mike Mathews: Look Joe, it just happened. Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, it just happened. Could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your ###### into my wife. "Oops, I'm sorry, Mrs. H, I guess this just isn't my week". Detective: There's a new invention out. It's called the razor. Joe Hallenbeck: Too risky, I might start thinkin' about you and slash my wrist. Milo: You think you are so ###### cool, don't you? You think you are so ###### cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain... Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music. Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal. Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I ###### your wife. Alley Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife? Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat. Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool for somebody who's about to take a bullet. Joe Hallenbeck: After ###### your wife I'll take two. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,724 Posted June 24, 2007 ~Revenge of the Nerds~ WE'VE GOT BUSH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted June 24, 2007 From Friday: Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar. Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn. Mrs. Jones: Craig, you know what your problem is? You have no game. Craig Jones: What do you know about game? I got ALL the game. Mrs. Jones: Now your father... he has game. Mr. Jones: [coming out of the bathroom] Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window. Craig Jones: You call that game? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tiki_gods Posted June 24, 2007 From There's Something About Mary [When Ted gets his genitals stuck in the zippers] Charlie Jensen: Is it the frank or the beans? Ted: I don't know, both I guess. Warren: [from outside] Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans! also: [after telling Mary that he's an architect] Pat Healy: Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion. Mary: And what's that? Pat Healy: I work with retards. Mary: Isn't that a little politically incorrect? Pat Healy: Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with. Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TylerRoseFan 16 Posted June 24, 2007 Old School Young Frankenstien: Knee-deep in the grave, shoveling the dirt out. FREDDY What a filthy job! IGOR Could be worse! FREDDY How? IGOR Could be raining! A CRACK OF THUNDER. Freddy stares at Igor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IrishDrunk 0 Posted June 24, 2007 All right, we'll give some land to the niggers and the chinks, but we DON'T WANT THE IRISH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted June 25, 2007 Go to imdb.com, select movie quotes, click on the link for Anchorman, and pick any quote at random. "Milk was a bad choice!" does the trick for me, but pretty much any of them will do. "Milk was a bad choice!" The funniest line in one of the funniest movies evah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JT 137 Posted June 25, 2007 Just about anything Bruce Willis or anyone says in the Last Boy Scout. d@mn, were getting beat up by the maker of scrabble! How that flick has escaped notice as a true masterpiece is beyond me. One of the great action flicks of all time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
