totally new topic

[AirRam 3]

I last for -40- seconds!

 

[ADD1CT36 1]

With all of your experience you actually thought you could turn a gay guy straight? This is funny.

 

yea go figure.

it was kinda funny really. we met in a bar and he came over and said that he thought i was beautiful. then he said he thinks asian women are so hot. turned out he really wanted to BE an asian woman. who knew. i mean he did get hard and everything, but he obviously must have been projecting or something.

[Rattlesnake 0]

as far as positions, there are definitely some that line everything up exactly right and gets me off in no time. but half the fun is building up to that point and making me want it so bad and beg for it... i mean, i could just get myself off in like 2 minutes. the point of being with someone else is all the build up. to me any way.

 

Go on......................................................

[Rattlesnake 0]

just like how some guys get more turned on by pleasing the woman, i do when i know the guy is getting off. i actually get really wet when i'm going down on a guy and he cant help moaning and grabbing my hair. it's totally hot and i dont have to fake that. as with relationships, sex is a two-way street.

 

lol i cant believe i just wrote that.

 

Mike needs to give you a weekly column here.

[Savage Beast 1]

I don't care how long sex lasts as long as I get off. If it lasts 1 second and I get off, cool. If it lasts 10 days and I get off, cool. It's all about my satisfaction, I don't care about my partner's satisfaction at all. I can always find a new partner if they don't like it. It's my way or the highway. That's how I roll.

[Giants Fan 85]

I don't care how long sex lasts as long as I get off. If it lasts 1 second and I get off, cool. If it lasts 10 days and I get off, cool. It's all about my satisfaction, I don't care about my partner's satisfaction at all. I can always find a new partner if they don't like it. It's my way or the highway. That's how I roll.

 

Scrollup.

 

For me ... what gets me off, is knowing the chick is also diggin it. May not have a big member ... but I never had a problem getting it up ... and I will lick it, smack it, flip you over and work it another direction ... even wear a tool belt if that kinda thing turns you on ... but I'ma finish the job.

 

Best sex I ever had ... no oral ... took about 3 minutes ... I had like 3 mini orgasms and then a BAM!

 

Girl would not let me oral her either ... best intercourse ...EVAH. Know for a fact ... best sex she ever had too .... because I heard it as a rumor ... I was the best sex she ever had. Also she told me .... but that's not worth crap .... HEARD THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE ... I was the best she ever had.

 

Cause I know how to work it.

[ADD1CT36 1]

Go on......................................................

 

2 positions. me on top. this is actually the less personal way. i like to lean back and hold myself up with my hands on his thighs. this way he isnt touching me at all - usually works best when he's handcuffed and i just use him like a d1ldo.

 

the other way is much more up close and personal. i lie flat on my stomach with my legs together and he enters from behind and can either lay down almost flat on my back and grab my hands or b00bs - or he straddles me on his knees. that upward horizontal thrust hits every inch necessary and i like the feeling of his weight and being pinned down.

[Giants Fan 85]

She was this petite Hispanic girl ... and I'd just bend her over, flip her around ... OMG it was great .... even without the oral.

[Giants Fan 85]

2 positions. me on top. this is actually the less personal way. i like to lean back and hold myself up with my hands on his thighs. this way he isnt touching me at all - usually works best when he's handcuffed and i just use him like a d1ldo.

 

the other way is much more up close and personal. i lie flat on my stomach with my legs together and he enters from behind and can either lay down almost flat on my back and grab my hands or b00bs - or he straddles me on his knees. that upward horizontal thrust hits every inch necessary and i like the feeling of his weight and being pinned down.

Oh no, you see if yer skinny enough, you get on top, and I'll lock thumbs right in there on the sides of your pelvis ... and I don't need to think about baseball ... just think about stimulating the clitoris during penetration ... anyway ... follow my rhythm, let me push your hips back ..... and just ride it baby.

 

Not huge ... just good.

[ADD1CT36 1]

Oh no, you see if yer skinny enough, you get on top, and I'll lock thumbs right in there on the sides of your pelvis ... and I don't need to think about baseball ... just think about stimulating the clitoris during penetration ... anyway ... follow my rhythm, let me push your hips back ..... and just ride it baby.

 

Not huge ... just good.

 

well the point of that was that i'm in control. the other position i am totally NOT in control. i like it both ways.

 

just a guess but you dont like to be handcuffed do you? a lot of guys are way to dom for that.

[Giants Fan 85]

I know ... I won the biggest cack poll hear at FFtoday ... but the truth is I'm average. My peamus is 3 and a half inches ... errect. That's average right?

 

If I jam the ruler down into my flesh ... 4 inches.

 

Average. Right? For a white guy?

 

[Giants Fan 85]

Who's Sparticus?

 

Aparently he had a Small Peamus

 

Yeah ... who's gonna raise yer hand NOW?

 

I thought so ... get back to work.

[jerryskids 6,761]

2 positions. me on top. this is actually the less personal way. i like to lean back and hold myself up with my hands on his thighs. this way he isnt touching me at all - usually works best when he's handcuffed and i just use him like a d1ldo.

 

the other way is much more up close and personal. i lie flat on my stomach with my legs together and he enters from behind and can either lay down almost flat on my back and grab my hands or b00bs - or he straddles me on his knees. that upward horizontal thrust hits every inch necessary and i like the feeling of his weight and being pinned down.

I'll admit, I got a semi chub from this.

[Rattlesnake 0]

2 positions. me on top. this is actually the less personal way. i like to lean back and hold myself up with my hands on his thighs. this way he isnt touching me at all - usually works best when he's handcuffed and i just use him like a d1ldo.

 

the other way is much more up close and personal. i lie flat on my stomach with my legs together and he enters from behind and can either lay down almost flat on my back and grab my hands or b00bs - or he straddles me on his knees. that upward horizontal thrust hits every inch necessary and i like the feeling of his weight and being pinned down.

 

 

I think it moved.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Why would I want it to last?

 

I am going to get mine and that is what counts. Female orgasm is an urban legend ( http://www.snopes.com/false/female_orgasm.html )

[DuckStupid 40]

Jesus, I go more than 10-15 minutes of straight focking and the wife's more than done. This means I'm done too.

[SUXBNME 1,495]

Without reading any of the responses, I can only speak for myself.

 

I can last for hours, and it sux.

I attribute this to beer and condom use.

 

Yea, after a long session I'll think to myself "Damn, I'm a stud", but come to realize that I had to manually make myself come.

Another reason for this might be excessive masturbation. When I say excessive, I mean more then 3 times a week or so.

It kind of desensitives (sp?) your cack to a womans touch.

 

Either or, a little bit of advise for you....

When it is getting boring for you, slap his nuts hard with a rolled up newspaper.

[jerryskids 6,761]

Without reading any of the responses, I can only speak for myself.

 

I can last for hours, and it sux.

I attribute this to beer and condom use.

 

Yea, after a long session I'll think to myself "Damn, I'm a stud", but come to realize that I had to manually make myself come.

Another reason for this might be excessive masturbation. When I say excessive, I mean more then 3 times a week or so.

It kind of desensitives (sp?) your cack to a womans touch.

 

Either or, a little bit of advise for you....

When it is getting boring for you, slap his nuts hard with a rolled up newspaper.

"Desensitives" is spelled correctly.

[TommyGavin 790]

Yea, after a long session I'll think to myself "Damn, I'm a stud", but come to realize that I had to manually make myself come.

I want you so much right now

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Time Out for TG

[SUXBNME 1,495]

"Desensitives" is spelled correctly.

 

I got something right this year

 

Also, your faggity ass butt buddy Matt had better find Fitz in the end zone many times this year or I am personally coming up there and skull focking your kat and dogs

 

 

Hi Jer

[Ravens 03 0]

2 positions. me on top. this is actually the less personal way. i like to lean back and hold myself up with my hands on his thighs. this way he isnt touching me at all - usually works best when he's handcuffed and i just use him like a d1ldo.

 

the other way is much more up close and personal. i lie flat on my stomach with my legs together and he enters from behind and can either lay down almost flat on my back and grab my hands or b00bs - or he straddles me on his knees. that upward horizontal thrust hits every inch necessary and i like the feeling of his weight and being pinned down.

 

 

I'll be right back ....................

[TheNewGirl 1,475]

"Desensitives" is spelled correctly.

 

 

Not if he meant desensitizes.

[Giants Fan 85]

 

I think it moved.

 

Elaine: It shrinks?

 

Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!

 

Elaine: Why does it shrink?

 

George: It just does.

 

Elaine: I dunno how you guys wallk aound with those things.

[Giants Fan 85]

The Cantalope ... I think it moved.

 

George: I'm back baby ... I'M BACK!

 

-------

 

Joe the fruit guy: How's it going Jerry?

 

Jerry: Good, just getting some fruit for myself. Gotta have fruit in the house. I like it as a snack. Wholesome, natural, chock-full of vitamins. I don't know let's see... mangos... four plums with red on the inside... avocado... ooo, just right... and three plantains ought to do it.

 

[jerryskids 6,761]

Not if he meant desensitizes.

Apparently you need new batteries in your sarcasmmeter. Or your rabbit. Or both.

[ADD1CT36 1]

Without reading any of the responses, I can only speak for myself.

 

I can last for hours, and it sux.

I attribute this to beer and condom use.

 

Yea, after a long session I'll think to myself "Damn, I'm a stud", but come to realize that I had to manually make myself come.

Another reason for this might be excessive masturbation. When I say excessive, I mean more then 3 times a week or so.

It kind of desensitives (sp?) your cack to a womans touch.

 

Either or, a little bit of advise for you....

When it is getting boring for you, slap his nuts hard with a rolled up newspaper.

 

yes, these points were made mostly. except the newspaper thing. i'll try that

 

i think that masturbating should only be done when you have to because when you're actually sleeping with someone or anticipating sleeping with someone, i think it stalls the flow if you know what i mean. i dont know, it's my theory and i'm sticking to it.

 

condoms otoh are a necessity but yes, they do inhibit sensations not to mention spontaneity.

[TommyGavin 790]

i think it stalls the flow if you know what i mean. i dont know, it's my theory and i'm sticking to it.

 

thats why I rub out the easy one and make her work for the "stalled flow" load .

 

:wink:

[supermike80 1,893]

Without reading any of the responses, I can only speak for myself.

 

I can last for hours, and it sux.

I attribute this to beer and condom use.

 

Boy that's a good point that I didn't think of. Condoms SUCK. I cannot get off with them. They take away so much of the sensation I will just give up.

[Snoopy1 0]

grab my hands or b00bs - or he straddles me on his knees.

 

He must have big hands.

[ADD1CT36 1]

female orgasm is not a myth

 

it IS true however that some females are biologically engineered so its dam near impossible or totally impossible. it makes me want to weep for them. because theres nothing like it in the whole world.

 

and yes, the need to use a condom sucks. one of the few reasons for monogamy

[resser2 0]

female orgasm is not a myth

 

it IS true however that some females are biologically engineered so its dam near impossible or totally impossible. it makes me want to weep for them. because theres nothing like it in the whole world.

 

and yes, the need to use a condom sucks. one of the few reasons for monogamy

 

 

you shouldn't have posted this....

 

 

 

this topic had 69 posts until you ruined it

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

female orgasm is not a myth

So says the female.

 

[ADD1CT36 1]

you shouldn't have posted this....

this topic had 69 posts until you ruined it

 

oh woops. sorry.

 

and her'es my thoughts on 69. it's nearly impossible to go at the same time. you cant really concentrate on either thing - giving or receiving... unless you are very focused... which i tend not to be. if he's any good at it i'll be distracted. if i really focus on what i'm doing, i cant enjoy what he is. and vice versa. not that i dont give it the ole college try mind you... i'm just sayin...

[kutulu 1,676]

oh woops. sorry.

 

and her'es my thoughts on 69. it's nearly impossible to go at the same time. you cant really concentrate on either thing - giving or receiving... unless you are very focused... which i tend not to be. if he's any good at it i'll be distracted. if i really focus on what i'm doing, i cant enjoy what he is. and vice versa. not that i dont give it the ole college try mind you... i'm just sayin...

 

Yeah, but it's cool to watch two girls go at it 69 style while I watch and whack it.

[jerryskids 6,761]

oh woops. sorry.

 

and her'es my thoughts on 69. it's nearly impossible to go at the same time. you cant really concentrate on either thing - giving or receiving... unless you are very focused... which i tend not to be. if he's any good at it i'll be distracted. if i really focus on what i'm doing, i cant enjoy what he is. and vice versa. not that i dont give it the ole college try mind you... i'm just sayin...

Interesting, I think my wife has the same problem. We did it the other day to mix things up, but we don't very often. I've noticed that she does not respond nearly as much as if I am just munching her.

 

Whoda thunk, I mebbe actually learned something on this bored.

[kutulu 1,676]

Interesting, I think my wife has the same problem. We did it the other day to mix things up, but we don't very often. I've noticed that she does not respond nearly as much as if I am just munching her.

 

Whoda thunk, I mebbe actually learned something on this bored.

 

She always gets off when we are swapping uglies.

[jerryskids 6,761]

She always gets off when we are swapping uglies.

Presumably because your pencil d1ck needs no concentration.

[kutulu 1,676]

Presumably because your pencil d1ck needs no concentration.

 

Six inches of mean d1ck.

[ADD1CT36 1]

Presumably because your pencil d1ck needs no concentration.

 

actually, whats funny about is that's kinda true. i mean, if a guy is on the smaller side, its so much easier to really go to town without having to concentrate as much. just you know, when the guy is bigger, it's easier to get carried away and gag.

 

btw, JK, i'm sure i can teach you new things every day

[jerryskids 6,761]

Six inches of mean d1ck.

when you have sex twice.