The Moz 72 Posted November 30, 2007 Large Canned Vendor/Consultant flirting with me today in the office. Not ugly, and not fat , and nice legs but the CANAGE ! Wearing a flimsy blouse to show max cleavage. She's been trying all day top get me to go with her the Bar at the top of the W hotel tonight ( she's staying there just here for a few days ). I can't do it - got a wife and Kids waiting for me at home but damn her cans are focking hypnotic ! They are seriously huge and just bounce effortlessly as she walks. I can't take my eyes off them Just wanna snuggle with the boobies. Chances to hit it If went - very high currently --- repeatedly . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujack 0 Posted November 30, 2007 All Aboard ~mujack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,122 Posted November 30, 2007 Can size Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snuff 10 Posted November 30, 2007 "One of those days"????? Fock, it's like EVERY day for me........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lumpy Tice 0 Posted November 30, 2007 this could all have been avoided if you would've just blown up your kids and wife with the water heater Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 72 Posted November 30, 2007 Can size Not a size expert - but to compare to a celeb - I would say around the same size if not slightly bigger than Salma Hayek. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Let Da Big Dog Eat 42 Posted November 30, 2007 this could all have been avoided if you would've just blown up your kids and wife with the water heater Or run them over with the lawnmower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,122 Posted November 30, 2007 Not a size expert - but to compare to a celeb - I would say around the same size if not slightly bigger than Salma Hayek. Well in that case.....when you get home tomorrow claim amnesia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuse9 131 Posted November 30, 2007 One of those days you wish you wern't married ( for one night ) !, Every time a hot twenty year old rolls by I wish I was single. Of course that wish is soon followed by the wish of having more hair and being fourteen years younger....doh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted December 1, 2007 I give into those hankerins for a little side/young/canange action. wouldnt want it any other way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cinciman7 2 Posted December 1, 2007 I hear a motor boat.........bbbbbbbbbbbbbbb Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronToe Nedney 0 Posted December 1, 2007 20 years from now when your blue haired, saggy breasted, wrinkly old wife is nagging you for no apparent reason, you can think back at what could have been, and you'll wish you would have done it. Done be a jackass, get er done! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 72 Posted December 4, 2007 Update - I totally wussed out ! Her last night here she asked me again to have a drink at her Hotel I said No. bye bye boobies wish I knew ya Damn focking guilty conscience Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted December 5, 2007 Good for you - you did the right thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,651 Posted December 5, 2007 All Aboard~mujack Not really ~Sux Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rattlesnake 0 Posted December 5, 2007 Update - I totally wussed out ! Her last night here she asked me again to have a drink at her Hotel I said No. bye bye boobies wish I knew ya Damn focking guilty conscience You'll regret this in a few months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cinciman7 2 Posted December 5, 2007 Update - I totally wussed out ! Her last night here she asked me again to have a drink at her Hotel I said No. bye bye boobies wish I knew ya Damn focking guilty conscience Who are you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,433 Posted December 5, 2007 Big cans like that are over-rated. She is probably chunky and has a gunt. Hopefully, your conscience allows you to throw one to the wife while you are visualizing those cans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthGeorgia 2 Posted December 5, 2007 You did the right thing I know,but think about how it couldve been. You go up to that bar and have a few drinks and the next thing you know she's sucking your cack in her room. Hey it happens. Things are good,the poz is great,youre intrigued with the idea of meeting this chick again. It probably happens within a month or two. It happens to me from time to time. Whats bad is when old girlfriends drop you an email from time to time and ask how things are going. You know their just wanting someone to meet up and plow the shiat out of them. I could never cheat on my lovely wife because I know there is absolutely no doubt that she would never run on me. I know that sounds a little cocky,but I just know it and the thing is my wife is the looker in our relationship meaning I married way out of my league. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 1 Posted December 5, 2007 You did the right thing I know,but think about how it couldve been. You go up to that bar and have a few drinks and the next thing you know she's sucking your cack in her room. Hey it happens. Things are good,the poz is great,youre intrigued with the idea of meeting this chick again. It probably happens within a month or two. It happens to me from time to time. Whats bad is when old girlfriends drop you an email from time to time and ask how things are going. You know their just wanting someone to meet up and plow the shiat out of them. I could never cheat on my lovely wife because I know there is absolutely no doubt that she would never run on me. I know that sounds a little cocky,but I just know it and the thing is my wife is the looker in our relationship meaning I married way out of my league. You're a keeper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 72 Posted December 5, 2007 Big cans like that are over-rated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,433 Posted December 5, 2007 Hes a moron Pats fan, give him some slack.~STICK At least I don't put my signature at the end of every post like a total dooshbag Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 31 Posted December 5, 2007 At least I don't put my signature at the end of every post like a total dooshbag i don't know. it's kinda growing on me. ~surferskin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,433 Posted December 5, 2007 i don't know. it's kinda growing on me.~surferskin kinda like a fungus ~Pat... eh, can't do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuckStupid 40 Posted December 5, 2007 At least I don't put my signature at the end of every post like a total dooshbag You don't need to resort to those lenghts to prove your dooshbaggery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,728 Posted December 5, 2007 i don't know. it's kinda growing on me.~surferskin People who put the same thing at the end of their posts over and over again are really lame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 31 Posted December 5, 2007 People who put the same thing at the end of their posts over and over again are really lame. ~ fixed. ~surferskin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,433 Posted December 5, 2007 You don't need to resort to those lenghts to prove your dooshbaggery. You have me confused with Meph. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuckStupid 40 Posted December 5, 2007 You have me confused with Meph. Negative. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,651 Posted December 6, 2007 ~ Negative. Fixed ~Sux Share this post Link to post Share on other sites