One of those days you wish you wern't married ( for one night ) !

[The Moz 72]

Large Canned Vendor/Consultant flirting with me today in the office. Not ugly, and not fat , and nice legs but the CANAGE ! Wearing a flimsy blouse to show max cleavage. She's been trying all day top get me to go with her the Bar at the top of the W hotel tonight ( she's staying there just here for a few days ).

 

I can't do it - got a wife and Kids waiting for me at home but damn her cans are focking hypnotic ! They are seriously huge and just bounce effortlessly as she walks. I can't take my eyes off them Just wanna snuggle with the boobies.

 

Chances to hit it If went - very high currently --- repeatedly .

[mujack 0]

All Aboard

 

 

 

 

 

~mujack

[NorthernVike 2,122]

Can size

[Snuff 10]

"One of those days"?????

 

Fock, it's like EVERY day for me........

[Lumpy Tice 0]

this could all have been avoided if you would've just blown up your kids and wife with the water heater

[The Moz 72]

Can size

 

Not a size expert - but to compare to a celeb - I would say around the same size if not slightly bigger than Salma Hayek.

[Let Da Big Dog Eat 42]

this could all have been avoided if you would've just blown up your kids and wife with the water heater

Or run them over with the lawnmower.

[NorthernVike 2,122]

Not a size expert - but to compare to a celeb - I would say around the same size if not slightly bigger than Salma Hayek.

 

 

Well in that case.....when you get home tomorrow claim amnesia

[Cuse9 131]

One of those days you wish you wern't married ( for one night ) !,

 

Every time a hot twenty year old rolls by I wish I was single. Of course that wish is soon followed by the wish of having more hair and being fourteen years younger....doh!

[TommyGavin 790]

I give into those hankerins for a little side/young/canange action.

 

wouldnt want it any other way.

[cinciman7 2]

I hear a motor boat.........bbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

[IronToe Nedney 0]

20 years from now when your blue haired, saggy breasted, wrinkly old wife is nagging you for no apparent reason, you can think back at what could have been, and you'll wish you would have done it. Done be a jackass, get er done!

[The Moz 72]

Update - I totally wussed out !

 

Her last night here she asked me again to have a drink at her Hotel I said No.

 

bye bye boobies wish I knew ya

 

Damn focking guilty conscience

[TommyGavin 790]

Good for you - you did the right thing.

 

[footballpowers 0]

homo

[SUXBNME 1,651]

All Aboard

~mujack

Not really

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Sux

[Rattlesnake 0]

Update - I totally wussed out !

 

Her last night here she asked me again to have a drink at her Hotel I said No.

 

bye bye boobies wish I knew ya

 

Damn focking guilty conscience

 

You'll regret this in a few months.

[cinciman7 2]

Update - I totally wussed out !

 

Her last night here she asked me again to have a drink at her Hotel I said No.

 

bye bye boobies wish I knew ya

 

Damn focking guilty conscience

Who are you?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

Big cans like that are over-rated. She is probably chunky and has a gunt. Hopefully, your conscience allows you to throw one to the wife while you are visualizing those cans.

[SouthGeorgia 2]

You did the right thing I know,but think about how it couldve been. You go up to that bar and have a few drinks and the next thing you know she's sucking your cack in her room. Hey it happens. Things are good,the poz is great,youre intrigued with the idea of meeting this chick again. It probably happens within a month or two. It happens to me from time to time. Whats bad is when old girlfriends drop you an email from time to time and ask how things are going. You know their just wanting someone to meet up and plow the shiat out of them. I could never cheat on my lovely wife because I know there is absolutely no doubt that she would never run on me. I know that sounds a little cocky,but I just know it and the thing is my wife is the looker in our relationship meaning I married way out of my league.

[itsjjw 1]

You did the right thing I know,but think about how it couldve been. You go up to that bar and have a few drinks and the next thing you know she's sucking your cack in her room. Hey it happens. Things are good,the poz is great,youre intrigued with the idea of meeting this chick again. It probably happens within a month or two. It happens to me from time to time. Whats bad is when old girlfriends drop you an email from time to time and ask how things are going. You know their just wanting someone to meet up and plow the shiat out of them. I could never cheat on my lovely wife because I know there is absolutely no doubt that she would never run on me. I know that sounds a little cocky,but I just know it and the thing is my wife is the looker in our relationship meaning I married way out of my league.

You're a keeper.

[The Moz 72]

Big cans like that are over-rated.

 

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

Hes a moron Pats fan, give him some slack.

~STICK

 

At least I don't put my signature at the end of every post like a total dooshbag

[surferskin 31]

At least I don't put my signature at the end of every post like a total dooshbag

i don't know. it's kinda growing on me.

 

 

~surferskin

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

i don't know. it's kinda growing on me.

~surferskin

kinda like a fungus

 

~Pat... eh, can't do it.

[DuckStupid 40]

At least I don't put my signature at the end of every post like a total dooshbag

 

You don't need to resort to those lenghts to prove your dooshbaggery.

[kutulu 1,728]

i don't know. it's kinda growing on me.

~surferskin

 

 

People who put the same thing at the end of their posts over and over again are really lame.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[surferskin 31]

People who put the same thing at the end of their posts over and over again are really lame.

~

fixed.

 

~surferskin

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

You don't need to resort to those lenghts to prove your dooshbaggery.

 

You have me confused with Meph.

[DuckStupid 40]

You have me confused with Meph.

 

Negative.

[SUXBNME 1,651]

~ Negative.

 

Fixed

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Sux