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Explain the whole getting to 1st, 2nd, 3rd base thingy

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Allright, what's the metrics? What constitutes what base? Has it changed?

 

 

 

Personally, I spent more time hitting pop-up fouls. :doh:

 

 

...So, I spent a lot of time in the batting cage... :overhead:

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it depends if she's still breathing

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Allright, what's the metrics? What constitutes what base? Has it changed?

Personally, I spent more time hitting pop-up fouls. :unsure:

...So, I spent a lot of time in the batting cage... :doh:

 

 

You're BF been bragging how he got to third base with you? :overhead:

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1st base: Anal

2nd base: The nose

3rd base: The ear

Homerun: Skull fock

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didn't you just tell us a week ago that you were getting laid at like 12 or something?

 

 

Alter boys have more of an opportunity than us non-catholics.

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Alter boys have more of an opportunity than us non-catholics.

 

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1st Base - Getting her to let you go bareback

2nd base - Succesfully giving her the HIV

3rd base- It turning into full blown AIDS

Home Run - Watching her die

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didn't you just tell us a week ago that you were getting laid at like 12 or something?

 

Dude, that was 30 focking years ago. I'm not sure if you're still having conversations that entail the phrase "Dude! She almost let me get to 2nd base last night!" :overhead: But for most of us grown-ups, it's been a while since this particular metaphor was part of our sexual lexicon. :first:

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Dude, that was 30 focking years ago. I'm not sure if you're still having conversations that entail the phrase "Dude! She almost let me get to 2nd base last night!" :overhead: But for most of us grown-ups, it's been a while since this particular metaphor was part of our sexual lexicon. :first:

 

LMAO at the thought of some gal saying "If you're lucky, I might let you get to 2nd base"....followed by me flipping her over and tonguing her arse.

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1st base: Anal

Back in the day thats what we called 5th Base

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1st base- she looks at you without wincing

2nd base- she knows your name

3rd base- she asks you to do a math problem

home run- actual physical contact

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1st Base - Getting her to let you go bareback

2nd base - Succesfully giving her the HIV

3rd base- It turning into full blown AIDS

Home Run - Watching her die

 

Post of the day :first:

 

I first laughed my my ass at Phillybears post, but this one upped it a notch :thumbsup:

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