I have put the pressure on my wife for a....

[itsjjw 0]

Not most guys.

Then you have a very lucky wife.

[kutulu 1,674]

Then you have a very lucky wife.

 

We're both lucky.

[patweisers44 841]

What if I promise to pull out and splooge on yer back.

Anal sucks regardless, it doesn't do anything for me and its strictly for the guy to get off.

 

So what you are saying is basically the thought of Kutulu painting a map of Hawaii on your back does nothing for you.

[Chronic Husker 85]

We're both lucky.

So are the dudes you share her with.

 

I know.  Two swinger jokes in the matter of a few minutes.  Color me ashamed.

[kutulu 1,674]

So are the dudes you share her with.

 

I know.  Two swinger jokes in the matter of a few minutes.  Color me ashamed.

 

That's fine with me, but it has been several years since we walked down that road.

[itsjjw 0]

So what you are saying is basically the thought of Kutulu painting a map of Hawaii on your back does nothing for you.

I never said that part would not be fun

[kutulu 1,674]

So what you are saying is basically the thought of Kutulu painting a map of Hawaii on your back does nothing for you.

 

It would be more like Eurasia with a large portion of North Africa, as well.

[Chronic Husker 85]

That's fine with me, but it has been several years since we walked down that road.

We'll.....I wouldn't say you walked, exactly.

 

I know.  Three.

[kutulu 1,674]

We'll.....I wouldn't say you walked, exactly.

 

I know.  Three.

 

Yeah, over three years.

[Chronic Husker 85]

Yeah, over three years.

Don't sweat, kutulu. I'm out of jokes.

 

[patweisers44 841]

It would be more like Eurasia with a large portion of North Africa, as well.

looks like somebody read all the tips in the pronstar spooge volume thread.....

[jerryskids 6,740]

Did the reverse cowboy last night. Wife was on top and I said, "turn around so I can see that great ass." She almost tore my peemus off spinning around.

[kutulu 1,674]

Did the reverse cowboy last night. Wife was on top and I said, "turn around so I can see that great ass." She almost tore my peemus off spinning around.

 

She was already looking at an ass.

[Chronic Husker 85]

She was already looking at an ass.

Even though this joke technically makes no sense at all, it still made me

[TheNewGirl 1,474]

Even though this joke technically makes no sense at all, it still made me

Jerry is an ass. Makes sense to me.

[kutulu 1,674]

Even though this joke technically makes no sense at all, it still made me

 

 

Thank You and Good Night!

[jerryskids 6,740]

Jerry is an ass. Makes sense to me.

[kutulu 1,674]

 

 

This is going better than I hoped.

[jocstrap 8]

It's our anniversary Sunday

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[IGotWorms 4,057]

Speaking of reverse cowgirl, I made the mistake of asking my most recent girlfriend to get in that position for me. I thought it was a virtual lock that she would be into it because her favorite position was to be on top, followed very closely by getting tagged from behind. So the reverse cowgirl just combines the two, right? But for some reason when she was bouncing up and down on me and I asked her to turn around so I could look at her fantastic butt, she flipped out on me! She immediately hopped off, made me feel like a pervert, and withheld sex for more than a week. To this day I don't understand why she got so upset. You'd think that a chick that was down with doggy style would be fine with the reverse cowboy.

 

She was pretty crazy though.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Speaking of reverse cowgirl, I made the mistake of asking my most recent girlfriend to get in that position for me. I thought it was a virtual lock that she would be into it because her favorite position was to be on top, followed very closely by getting tagged from behind. So the reverse cowgirl just combines the two, right? But for some reason when she was bouncing up and down on me and I asked her to turn around so I could look at her fantastic butt, she flipped out on me! She immediately hopped off, made me feel like a pervert, and withheld sex for more than a week. To this day I don't understand why she got so upset. You'd think that a chick that was down with doggy style would be fine with the reverse cowboy.

 

She was pretty crazy though.

 

See, that is where your problem was. You asked her to get into the "reverse cowboy" position. It is the "reverse cowgirl" position. She thought that you wanted to be with some dude in a Brokeback Mountain sort of way. No wonder she wanted to get the hell out of there.

[IGotWorms 4,057]

See, that is where your problem was. You asked her to get into the "reverse cowboy" position. It is the "reverse cowgirl" position. She thought that you wanted to be with some dude in a Brokeback Mountain sort of way. No wonder she wanted to get the hell out of there.

 

The Freudian slip did me in!

[jerryskids 6,740]

It's our anniversary Sunday

So what are you shooting for this time?

[listen2me 23 1,863]

Kutula made me laugh a few times in this thread.

 

 

Have her dress up as Sarah Palin next.

[jocstrap 8]

So what are you shooting for this time?

 

 

3 Times in one day

 

 

 

[Jeff Garcia 8]

I have been trying to get my red wings for 10 years now, still nothing. I will keep trying though.

[Me_2006 14]

I have been trying to get my red wings for 10 years now, still nothing. I will keep trying though.

ewwww.

[TheNewGirl 1,474]

She immediately hopped off, made me feel like a pervert, and withheld sex for more than a week.

 

Thumbs down to women who do this. I HATE when I hear that women do this.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

That is absolutely the worst part of anal

 

Help me out here. Why is having spooge seeping from the backdoor any different from having it seeping from the front door?

 

Just curious.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Thumbs down to women who do this. I HATE when I hear that women do this.

 

I had a buddy in college that owned a house. He had various friends of ours renting rooms there for few years.

 

Eventually, he lets his girfriend rent a room there. She decides that she wants a dog. He refuses to allow a dog in his house. She put the pooty on the shelf until he relented.

 

I've never been prouder of one of my friends. This guy is one of those guys who can't go without for a weekend without getting pissy. But he knew that caving would make him her b!tch forever, so he held on for 3 weeks.

 

Finally, the little nymho caved. She needed the cack more than she needed a dog. It was pretty funny for the rest of us.

[phillybear 366]

getting a blowjob while your taking a nice sized dump.

 

It's more pleasurable when you are eating a hoagie at the same time.

[phillybear 366]

She immediately hopped off, made me feel like a pervert, and withheld sex for more than a week.

 

I once had a fight with a girlfriend, and she threatened to withhold sex. A month later, I still would not accept her groveling apology and refused to sleep with her. I am a man of principle and have a very friendly right hand. We broke up. I learned her a good lesson. Especially when I killed her 4 days later. And THEN had sex with her.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Help me out here. Why is having spooge seeping from the backdoor any different from having it seeping from the front door?

 

Just curious.

 

I believe that many women end up getting the sh!ts for quite some time until all of the man-goo has made its way out.

[kutulu 1,674]

I believe that many women end up getting the sh!ts for quite some time until all of the man-goo has made its way out.

 

 

Phillybitch can confirm this.

[phillybear 366]

Phillybitch can confirm this.

 

Yeah, I've seen kutulu's dumps, and it's not pretty.

 

Well, to be fair, it's pretty when compared to, oh let's say, kutulu's scraggly wife.

[kutulu 1,674]

Yeah, I've seen kutulu's dumps, and it's not pretty.

 

Well, to be fair, it's pretty when compared to, oh let's say, kutulu's scraggly wife.

 

You focking liar!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You told me my dumps were delightful.

[ADD1CT36 1]

I believe that many women end up getting the sh!ts for quite some time until all of the man-goo has made its way out.

 

not exactly. most of it comes out right away. depends on a few variables - use/nonuse of lube, how far in you are when you spurt, how recently she took a sh1t, etc etc. and of course it also depends on if she is a ho or not.

 

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

not exactly. most of it comes out right away. depends on a few variables - use/nonuse of lube, how far in you are when you spurt, how recently she took a sh1t, etc etc. and of course it also depends on if she is a ho or not.

 

 

I am going to resist the urge to comment.

[jocstrap 8]

You boys are CRACKING me up! This is some funny sh!t going on.

 

I've never put the dip stick in the chocolate hole

 

I don't think I could do it

[kutulu 1,674]

Wife never did a true reverse cowgirl. I've sat on the edge of the bed, with her standing up, turned around, going up and down on my but never thought she would go for me lying flat on my back on the bed with her in the reverse cowgirl position. For some reason I didn't think she would go for it, so I never brought it up. Well, last night she was on top and decided on her own to make the 180 degree turn. I mentioned the term this morning "the reverse cowgirl" she did last night. She had never heard the term before but based on her reaction, I think another ride in the saddle will be in her near future.