I have put the pressure on my wife for a....

[Barnaby Wilde 0]

I will be honest. I don't like it. When my gf does the RC on me it always feels like she is about to rip my d!ck off.

 

 

Ditto. Had a GF that wanted to try this once. Once.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I think I have talked of my husband's peenus before...it's most def. bigger than four inches.

 

 

Oh. Well, if his peanus is big and you still have the problem then it must be that you have a huge cooter. Sorry to have to break it to you.

 

You can't mess with physics.

[jerryskids 6,799]

You might want to try it with a guy who has a peanus greater than 4 inches.

 

My wife had the same problem with her prior boyfriends and then I entered the picture. It is funny that she said that jerryskids did not quite cut it either.

Why would I care? I got off, that's all that matters. Also she made me a sammich, which was nice. Sorry to take your last slices of honey baked ham btw.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Why would I care? I got off, that's all that matters. Also she made me a sammich, which was nice. Sorry to take your last slices of honey baked ham btw.

 

 

Oh, and can you take care of the headboard on your bed? I think that your wife's head banged into it a little too much and it is loose now. Sorry about that.

[jerryskids 6,799]

 

Oh, and can you take care of the headboard on your bed? I think that your wife's head banged into it a little too much and it is loose now. Sorry about that.

 

My wife told me that was from when I was banging your wife in the ass while she had her tongue stuck up my wife's twat. That lying biotch!@#

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

 

My wife told me that was from when I was banging your wife in the ass while she had her tongue stuck up my wife's twat. That lying biotch!@#

 

Anal and eating poontang are not on my wife's menu. Are you sure that you are talking about my wife and not my girlfriend?

[jerryskids 6,799]

Anal and eating poontang are not on my wife's menu. Are you sure that you are talking about my wife and not my girlfriend?

Seriously PFB: I've discovered the secret of anal recently. Go in only 1/3 to 1/2 way and move slowly, and don't finish inside. Any chick that says it doesn't feel good is lying. And, she is not sore for the next few days, and doesn't have cvm dribbling out of her ass. Wins all arounf.

 

Also, I've got nothing on the poon eating. My wife will prolly never do it, but I view it as one of those life goals worth pursuing.

[TNG's Hubby 0]

You might want to try it with a guy who has a peanus greater than 4 inches.

 

 

9" strong

[TNG's Hubby 0]

I guess I am nuts. I get better g-spot action either being on top, or doggy.

 

I realize that rev. cowgirl is a form of doggy, but for whatever reason, it just doesn't work for me.

 

 

 

Me loves you on top babe....or from the side, back or whichever way you'll give it to me

[itsjjw 0]

Seriously PFB: I've discovered the secret of anal recently. Go in only 1/3 to 1/2 way and move slowly, and don't finish inside. Any chick that says it doesn't feel good is lying. And, she is not sore for the next few days, and doesn't have cvm dribbling out of her ass. Wins all arounf.

 

Also, I've got nothing on the poon eating. My wife will prolly never do it, but I view it as one of those life goals worth pursuing.

That is absolutely the worst part of anal

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

That is absolutely the worst part of anal

 

Well, that certainly explains your proclivity towards ATM.

[wiffleball 4,790]

That is absolutely the worst part of anal

 

Time you taught your man about a snowball!

[itsjjw 0]

Well, that certainly explains your proclivity towards ATM.

That is truly disgusting.

 

But then again, what part of freaky sex isn't .

[Uncle Leo 16]

lol @ lot of the rplies on page 1.

 

 

...good stuff

[Hurricane Ditka 0]

I guess I am nuts. I get better g-spot action either being on top, or doggy.

 

I realize that rev. cowgirl is a form of doggy, but for whatever reason, it just doesn't work for me.

 

So, I asked the wife which position hits her G-spot the best. Her answer was with her vibrating ######.

 

Ouch!

 

[Rattlesnake 0]

 

9" strong

 

This is code for 4.5".

[TheNewGirl 1,494]

So, I asked the wife which position hits her G-spot the best. Her answer was with her vibrating ######.

 

Ouch!

 

 

 

Best for me is actually lying down on my stomach with a pillow under my hips, to kind of raise them up just a tiny bit. It's PERFECT.

 

 

BRB.

[jocstrap 8]

Ok, hasn't happened. Tomorrow, I'm going to strategize

[jocstrap 8]

time to pull out the rabbit

[jocstrap 8]

 

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[jerryskids 6,799]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Was she on her feet or knees?

[surferskin 30]

i actually got the wife to do reverse cowgirl last night, among other things. all i had to do was clean my bathroom and hang a ceiling fan.

[kutulu 1,677]

I teabagged Mrs. kutulu last night and jerked off on her chest.

[jocstrap 8]

Was she on her feet or knees?

 

 

Knees

[The Moz 69]

I teabagged Mrs. kutulu last night and jerked off on her chest.

 

 

Damn - the things she let's you do to her since our affair ! you should really thank me

 

have her giove ya the blumkin next !

[Frank M 181]

I teabagged Mrs. kutulu last night and jerked off on her chest.

 

And after you fell asleep, I teabagged her and jerked off on your chest!

 

[kutulu 1,677]

And after you fell asleep, I teabagged her and jerked off on your chest!

 

 

 

I wasn't really sleeping.

[Ravens 03 0]

This Friday [14th] is Steak & BJ Day.

 

Maybe ask her then.

[kilroy69 1,251]

That is absolutely the worst part of anal

THATS the worst part of anal? Not the fact that you have a d!ck in your ass? I will keep that in mind with the old lady.She never complains about either one but its interesting that thats the part you have a problem with.

[The Moz 69]

Joc -- should just ask her for a Blumpkin -- when she starts to make a motion like she wants puke -- use the reverse cowgirl as a back up - as that will seem like a relief after the blumpkin request.

 

if she accepts the blumpkin request -- relax and enjoy !

[hoytdwow 202]

a Blumpkin

 

 

define.

[The Moz 69]

define.

 

 

getting a blowjob while your taking a nice sized dump.

[itsjjw 0]

THATS the worst part of anal? Not the fact that you have a d!ck in your ass? I will keep that in mind with the old lady.She never complains about either one but its interesting that thats the part you have a problem with.

Hey, anal, they work it in and do what they gotta do and its over: for them. For us, its leaking out for the next day maybe two. And frankly, don't wear white pants the next day.

[kutulu 1,677]

Hey, anal, they work it in and do what they gotta do and its over: for them. For us, its leaking out for the next day maybe two. And frankly, don't wear white pants the next day.

 

What if I promise to pull out and splooge on yer back.

[itsjjw 0]

What if I promise to pull out and splooge on yer back.

Anal sucks regardless, it doesn't do anything for me and its strictly for the guy to get off.

[kutulu 1,677]

Anal sucks regardless, it doesn't do anything for me and its strictly for the guy to get off.

 

 

My wife has had some of her most mind blowing orgasims with my cack in her ass. Like five in a row. Course this also includes a di|do in her snatch for simulated double penetration and a vibe on her cl!t, but I can assure you it wasn't strictly for me. In fact, for a good portion of the time, she doesn't even want me to move once I get "in there" while she goes to work on herself. Only at the end does she start screaming for me to bang her ass.

[Chronic Husker 85]

My wife has had some of her most mind blowing orgasims with my cack in her ass. Like five in a row. Course this also includes a di|do in her snatch for simulated double penetration and a vibe on her cl!t, but I can assure you it wasn't strictly for me.

I'm sure the other guy in the threesome got his rocks off, too.

[kutulu 1,677]

I'm sure the other guy in the threesome got his rocks off, too.

 

 

Nah, it didn't work quite as well with another live person.

[itsjjw 0]

My wife has had some of her most mind blowing orgasims with my cack in her ass. Like five in a row. Course this also includes a di|do in her snatch for simulated double penetration and a vibe on her cl!t, but I can assure you it wasn't strictly for me. In fact, for a good portion of the time, she doesn't even want me to move once I get "in there" while she goes to work on herself. Only at the end does she start screaming for me to bang her ass.

If I have a guy using a toy, then the last thing I need it to combine the two. Most guys are not coordinated enough to do two things at one. First do me, and then you can do the anal or whatever it is you want to do.

[kutulu 1,677]

If I have a guy using a toy, then the last thing I need it to combine the two. Most guys are not coordinated enough to do two things at one. First do me, and then you can do the anal or whatever it is you want to do.

 

 

Not most guys.