What does TNG have in her pants right now?

[Blitzen 1]

A business card with the words:

 

Attention ######

[DuckStupid 40]

speaking of large fonts...

 

 

Big Pete!@#!@ ?

[dain11279 976]

Dain11279's weed?

 

That's where he hides it.

 

[TheNewGirl 1,533]

I don't even have to look at the responses to see that you all FAIL!@#@!

 

 

Hints:

 

It can fit in the palm of my hand (No, it's not Newbie's peenus)

[KSB2424 3,148]

I don't even have to look at the responses to see that you all FAIL!@#@!

Hints:

 

It can fit in the palm of my hand (No, it's not Newbie's peenus)

Why don't you just answer the focking questions?

[TheNewGirl 1,533]

You do realize we will need visual confirmation of the object in question as it is presently positioned to validate this thread once the item is identified.

 

Of course.

 

 

 

Dain11279's weed?

 

No.

 

 

What other questions were there? I didn't see any other than these.

[surferskin 30]

an awful odor?

[TheNewGirl 1,533]

Tampax?

 

NO.

[phillybear 366]

It can fit in the palm of my hand

 

Raging, inflamed hemorrhoids.

[TheNewGirl 1,533]

an awful odor?

 

No, it's an OBJECT.

[jackie sherrill 0]

is it electronic?

 

does it move on it's own?

 

is it shiny?

 

closest shape it resembles - cube, rectangle, circle, sphere?

 

is it actually in your pants or in a pocket in your pants? if pocket, which pocket?

[surferskin 30]

No, it's an OBJECT.

is it something that's normally down there or just something new for today?

[BlackClouds 24]

A maxi pad

[Blitzen 1]

a vibrator made to look like your psychiatrist?

[phillybear 366]

Bits of toilet paper coated in sh!t clinging to your rather thick and voluminous ass hairs.

[dain11279 976]

A smoker's patch?

[Blitzen 1]

I know:

 

A picture of you and your friends?

[BMoney 0]

your newly toned thighs from biking?

[Eagles Green 34]

Eagle Green's house?

 

Just in case you haven't seen it yet Link

 

I guess I should stock up on air fresheners.

 

 

 

The answer is an Ipod. What do I win.

[IrishDrunk 0]

I know:

 

A picture of you and your friends?

 

[surferskin 30]

moisture.

[TheNewGirl 1,533]

is it electronic?

No.

does it move on it's own?

No.

 

is it shiny?

Yes.

 

closest shape it resembles - cube, rectangle, circle, sphere?

Hmm...circle?

 

 

is it actually in your pants or in a pocket in your pants? if pocket, which pocket?

it's in a pocket right now, it's in my back pocket.

 

if you guys don't get it after this...man...

[TheNewGirl 1,533]

is it something that's normally down there or just something new for today?

 

 

Not new for today.

[Eagles Green 34]

A tattoo

 

A band Aid

 

Ringworm

[KSB2424 3,148]

Compact w/ mirror

[Blitzen 1]

The box of birth control pills you are mandated to take to avoid propagating your genes?

[jackie sherrill 0]

Skoal can? wait, that's the girl outside my office.

 

mirror?

 

coin?

[surferskin 30]

dolla billz

[TheNewGirl 1,533]

Skoal can? wait, that's the girl outside my office.

 

mirror?

 

coin?

 

One of these is close (not the Skoal can)

[DuckStupid 40]

Samurai sword ?

[dain11279 976]

Checkbook?

[TheNewGirl 1,533]

[surferskin 30]

burning desire.

[DuckStupid 40]

Snot ... did you Pick your nose?

[KSB2424 3,148]

Blu-Ray Disc

[BMoney 0]

a Loonie

[phillybear 366]

A recipe for the potion you and two of your female friends will cook in a bubbling cauldron tonight in the woods as all of you dance around and chant lyrics to ABBA songs.

[Blitzen 1]

a poker chip you won during the Arkham Asylum Poker Championships?

[surferskin 30]

genital warts.

[cbfalcon 827]

tangible AIDS?