wiffleball 4,655 Posted March 28, 2008 DALLAS — The city cannot shut down a Dallas strip club just because a 12-year-old danced nude there. The city ordinance that regulates sexually oriented businesses does not allow authorities to revoke the license of such a business for employing someone younger than 18. "There's a laundry list of things we can use to deny or revoke a license, but having a 12-year-old dancing in their establishment is not one of the things that automatically enables us to revoke their license," said Lt. Christina Smith, a Dallas police vice unit commander who oversees licensing of such establishments. Authorities say that during a two-week period last year, the sixth-grader danced at Diamonds Cabaret. They also say they found a 17-year-old girl working in the club in January. Police are continuing to investigate whether the club's management knew that the girl — a runaway at the time — was underage. In a faxed statement, the strip club management said it was "shocked and startled" by the allegations. "Diamond's Cabaret does not condone, support, nor promote, the delinquency of minors or exploitation of children," the statement read. Demonica Abron, 27, who worked as a stripper in the club, and David Bell, 22, have been charged with felony sexual performance of the child in connection with making the 12-year-old work at the club. Both are also accused of engaging in organized crime. Bell is accused of two counts of aggravated sexual assault of a child and aggravated kidnapping. He was being held at the Dallas County Jail on Thursday in lieu of a $450,000 bail. It was unclear if Bell had an attorney. Abron also faces a prostitution charge. A telephone number listing for her could not be found. Uh, when you were making up that "laundry list", it never occured to you to add "Having underaged dancers"? Wow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Hertz 1 Posted March 28, 2008 I wonder if you need to read her a story during a lap dance? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 496 Posted March 28, 2008 In a related story, GFIAFP is raising funds to start a strip club in Dallas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 4,018 Posted March 28, 2008 Can size(s)?????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nospk 230 Posted March 28, 2008 demonica=the debbil Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,655 Posted March 28, 2008 Really wonder: If you get a dance from the girl, does that make you a secks offender? "Hello, I'm Chris Hansen..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulinstl 295 Posted March 28, 2008 I bet the 12 year old scotch at the bar cost more than the 12 year old girl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,655 Posted March 28, 2008 I bet the 12 year old scotch at the bar cost more than the 12 year old girl. Yeah, but the scotch doesn't bleed & whimper when you stick your finger in it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 343 Posted March 28, 2008 Yeah, but the scotch doesn't bleed & whimper when you stick your finger in it. Don't procreate. Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Hertz 1 Posted March 28, 2008 Don't procreate. Thanks. There is No chance of that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,655 Posted March 28, 2008 Don't procreate. Thanks. Not likely. I doubt she's even started her period yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted March 28, 2008 Well, I can see a 17 year old girl being able to trick people into thinking she was of age, and having fake ID and that stuff, but a 12 year old? Holy crap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulinstl 295 Posted March 28, 2008 Well, I can see a 17 year old girl being able to trick people into thinking she was of age, and having fake ID and that stuff, but a 12 year old?Holy crap Lot easier these days when all pole dancers have shaved whoo whoos. in the 70s she'd have never got away with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Hertz 1 Posted March 28, 2008 Lot easier these days when all pole dancers have shaved whoo whoos. in the 70s she'd have never got away with it. How old was Traci Lords? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,655 Posted March 28, 2008 How old was Traci Lords? At twelve she fled from her abusive, alcoholic father to Lawndale, California, with her mother and three sisters.[2] In 1983 she began attending Redondo Union High School. She eventually had an abortion which she paid for by herself, went through a nervous breakdown, and ran away from home. While living with her mother's ex-boyfriend, who posed as her stepfather, she used a friend's birth certificate to obtain a driver's license indicating that she was twenty-two years of age, and faked her way into the porn industry at the age of fifteen. She started in the porn industry with Jim South at the World Modeling Agency in Sherman Oaks, while assuming the name Kristie Elizabeth Nussman.[2] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenryChinaski 1 Posted March 28, 2008 Lot easier these days when all pole dancers have shaved whoo whoos. in the 70s she'd have never got away with it. How would you know what a 12yr olds twat looks like? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Fan 0 Posted March 28, 2008 How would you know what a 12yr olds twat looks like? he asked your father? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenryChinaski 1 Posted March 28, 2008 he asked your father? Nice alias poosay. Atleast have the balls to post under your own name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenryChinaski 1 Posted March 28, 2008 So, I work at the front desk of a Gold's Gym and almost every day I give this guy a post work out recovery drink. They're like 3 or 4 bucks a piece, so I'm really hooking him up. This dood NEVER gives any "reciprocation" back! I've had enough. He's kind of a little fella. I think I can take him. Oh now I see why you're offended, you're a blatant homosexual. I guess the talk of naked women got you a little upset.. Focking doosh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Fan 0 Posted March 28, 2008 Nice alias poosay. Atleast have the balls to post under your own name. Sorry. he asked Mr. Chinaski. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenryChinaski 1 Posted March 28, 2008 Sorry. he asked Mr. Chinaski. Is that what he did? He asked a fictional character from a book? So you're slow and a homosexual.. Quite the combo. I bet all the queers love you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Fan 0 Posted March 28, 2008 Oh now I see why you're offended, you're a blatant homosexual. I guess the talk of naked women got you a little upset.. Focking doosh. Lighten up Francis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Fan 0 Posted March 28, 2008 Is that what he did? He asked a fictional character from a book? So you're slow and a homosexual.. Quite the combo. I bet all the queers love you. I'm sorry. I thought you said you post under your real name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Fan 0 Posted March 28, 2008 When was this? When you accused me of not. I figured that's what an interweb tough guy like you does. Whatever. I'm done with you. :yawn: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenryChinaski 1 Posted March 28, 2008 When you accused me of not. I figured that's what an interweb tough guy like you does. Whatever. I'm done with you. :yawn: Really? Aren't you the one that provoked the conversation? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted March 28, 2008 Wiffle is my new hero. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,655 Posted March 28, 2008 Wiffle is my new hero. That wouldn't be because of post #9, would it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted March 28, 2008 ...and post 12. Epic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,655 Posted March 28, 2008 ...and post 12. Epic. If you don't see me around here for a while, well.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted March 29, 2008 he asked your father? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,300 Posted March 30, 2008 Yeah, but the scotch doesn't bleed & whimper when you stick your finger in it. Ok ok of course this is serious but how is that NOT funny......Well done wiffle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted March 30, 2008 Could be post of the year...it still gets me rolling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hurricane Ditka 0 Posted March 30, 2008 This is good news for Pac Man Jones if he gets traded to Dallas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thorshammer 0 Posted March 31, 2008 Wiff..good stuff. Your line about a "fat avalanche" has been in my sig for almost a year because I am too lazy to change it. Wonder if I update it to your post #9 will i get the boot as well? Hmmm..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Fan 0 Posted March 31, 2008 he asked your father? Thank you. Just pokin' fun (like everybody else) and some dooshe gets his panties all up in a bunch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,655 Posted March 31, 2008 Wiff..good stuff. Your line about a "fat avalanche" has been in my sig for almost a year because I am too lazy to change it. Wonder if I update it to your post #9 will i get the boot as well? Hmmm..... Well, I'm still around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 343 Posted March 31, 2008 You guys must be absorbing the aristocrats quality of the joke foremost. With me an image of what he's actually saying comes to mind and sadness is the first emotion, not one amused by the fact he's saying something really taboo. Best way I can explain that. Also...fat avalanche, couldn't see a 9th grader saying that but #9....honestly could, some 14 year old sitting around with his friends. Shock value humor isn't that imaginative. Think like a reprobate for just a second and you'll come up with a funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,655 Posted March 31, 2008 Think like a reprobate for just a second and you'll come up with a funny NOW yer getting it!! Atta Girl!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites