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Teen Decapitated by Roller Coaster

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I guess part of the thrill in riding a rollar coaster is there is the slight chance you could die.

 

Headrush. :bandana:

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I heard his buddy yelled "heads up!" right before he got hit. Shoulda yelled something else.

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Wow. You know.... decapitation is never funny, no matter how you slice it.

 

Cut it out! I mean off.

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[Austin and Vanessa see a man decapitated]

Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one's head.

Vanessa Kensington: No.

Austin Powers: That's not the way to get ahead in life.

Vanessa Kensington: No.

Austin Powers: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.

Vanessa Kensington: Hmm.

Austin Powers: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.

Vanessa Kensington: Okay, that'll do.

Austin Powers: Okay.

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At least the kid had enough character to stick his neck out there for something he believed in.

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At least the kid had enough character to stick his neck out there for something he believed in.

 

He was head and shoulders above everyone else...well maybe just shoulders. :overhead:

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Nothing definite at the moment, but things are expected to come to a head in the next few days.

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Nothing definite at the moment, but things are expected to come to a head in the next few days.

 

I know that you and naomi are saving yourselves, but I want to make sure that you both understand that what this young man did has nothing to do with either getting or giving head.

 

OK? We worry about you kids.

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ya know why his other friends got on the ride before he did?

 

 

 

 

 

they had a head start. :overhead:

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He couldn't squeeze through the small space, so he decided to let his head go first.

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Make fun all you want, but he is the head of his class.

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Guys, it's been a week now. I'm not sure I like where this thread seems to still be heading.

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Guys, it's been a week now. I'm not sure I like where this thread seems to still be heading.

yet you've done nothing to head it off the track. :rolleyes:

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I guess they were right...he would lose his head if it wasn't attached to his body.

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This thread disgusts me. I'm heading to another one. :rolleyes:

 

WAIT! Don't head off just yet! We can turn this thing around!

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WAIT! Don't head off just yet! We can turn this thing around!

Scratching my head wondering how you think we can do it. :rolleyes:

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Scratching my head wondering how you think we can do it. :shocking:

 

If we can just get a few people and put our heads together, we'll get it done.

 

Unfortunately....we know one person that is no longer qualified to take part in such activities.....unfortunately....yeah...umm :rolleyes:

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If we can just get a few people and put our heads together, we'll get it done.

 

 

I'll head over as soon as I can.

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I'll head over as soon as I can.

 

Cool. I'll head up this thing and we can get it done. I'd really like to get ahead of the curve on this one.

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Kid had his faults, but being headstrong wasn't one of them.

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Kid had his faults, but being headstrong wasn't one of them.

 

In Texas, we'd have described the kid as "all hat, no cattle".

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His head was always in the clouds.

 

Now it's in the dirt.

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I'm interested in the kid's resume as I may have a job for him. I'm going to send our company head hunter to meet him right away.

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He was only an average fantasy football player. He did well in total points leagues, but always struggled when the format was head to head.

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too bad someone didn't bother to give him the

heads-up about not going after the hat though. :mad:

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My head's gonna explode!!! This thread won't die!! :shocking:

 

 

I gues it would be pointless to do a headcount. :mad:

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I gues it would be pointless to do a headcount. :mad:

dude....you really gotta quit it with all the head games.

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