My wife is heading to Vegas!

[Hurricane Ditka 0]

Yup, that's right. She (34C) is flying to Vegas 2 weeks from tomorrow. She is staying at the Mandalay Resort. On the Saturday that she is there she is running the St. George Marthon in Utah. The other days she is planning on shopping, hitting the spa (several times), and laying out poolside.

 

No Kids, No Husband. Just her, a marathon and Vegas.

[Nevada Crimmins 0]

Just her, a marathon and Vegas.

 

 

If by "marathon", you mean THIS then, yeah, you could say there'll be a marathon.

(NSFW)

[Brad GLuckman 518]

Marathon...I like that, I should use that when I want to have sex with other people

[jerryskids 5,446]

Yup, that's right. She (34C) is flying to Vegas 2 weeks from tomorrow. She is staying at the Mandalay Resort. On the Saturday that she is there she is running the St. George Marthon in Utah. The other days she is planning on shopping, hitting the spa (several times), and laying out poolside.

 

No Kids, No Husband. Just her, a marathon and Vegas.

Just give me the word and I'll fly up and take care of her.

 

I'm going to do it anyway, I think she'd prefer your blessing tho.

[Hurricane Ditka 0]

Is that the best you all can come up with these days?

[jerryskids 5,446]

Is that the best you all can come up with these days?

We're not sure what to say; you seem to think that Vegas is in Utah, we feel sorry for you.

[Savage Beast 1]

No Kids, No Husband. Just her, a marathon and Vegas.

 

 

 

A 300 pound woman is running a marathon? This I would like to see.

[heavy-set 39]

a "working" girl

 

 

[Brown Eyed Girl 1]

Yup, that's right. She (34C) is flying to Vegas 2 weeks from tomorrow. She is staying at the Mandalay Resort. On the Saturday that she is there she is running the St. George Marthon in Utah. The other days she is planning on shopping, hitting the spa (several times), and laying out poolside.

 

No Kids, No Husband. Just her, a marathon and Vegas.

 

Good for her!

 

Every girl needs some time to herself every now and then.

[jerryskids 5,446]

The Mandalay has a kickass pool btw. Last year 10 of us went out and stayed there to celebrate a bunch of our 40th birfdays (me and 4 other guys). We rented a cabana, I think it was about $500 total, but a great way to spend the annoying daylight hours in Vegas. She won't need to spend that of course, as she would be instantly invited into our or any other guy-rented cabana. She'll be slobbing the knob of a Saudi oil tycoon, but hey, it won't cost you any money, so you have that going for you.

[lambert58 56]

Tell her to bring condoms. She doesn't know where we those guys have been....

[Hurricane Ditka 0]

St. George Utah is driving distance from Vegas which is where she is flying in and out of.

 

Being a mother of 4 I think she just wants 5 days of away time. I guess she figured she might as well run a marathon while away?

 

As far as I am concerned what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. So give it your best play fellas. I will be watching the kids (bed time will be 7PM). Then pulling out the Bombay Saphirre, watching college football.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

We're not sure what to say; you seem to think that Vegas is in Utah, we feel sorry for you.

[ERZER 0]

Yup, that's right. She (34C) is flying to Vegas 2 weeks from tomorrow. She is staying at the Mandalay Resort. On the Saturday that she is there she is running the St. George Marthon in Utah. The other days she is planning on shopping, hitting the spa (several times), and laying out poolside.

 

No Kids, No Husband. Just her, a marathon and Vegas.

 

Fixed

planning on shopping for sex toys, hitting the spa boy (several times), and getting laid laying out poolside

 

What goes in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

 

Seriously though good luck to her.

[Nevada Crimmins 0]

Tell her to bring condoms.

 

 

Seriously. One drink to many could lead to anal sex.

[Let Da Big Dog Eat 38]

If she would be good with you doing the same thing, I say "no worries." It means that you have a very strong marriage. With 4 kids, I can understand her just wanting a break. That said, I would be far more comfortable if she were going with another married woman.

 

ETA: I don't quite get why you don't just get in laws to baby sit for a few days and go together...........

[Hurricane Ditka 0]

If she would be good with you doing the same thing, I say "no worries." It means that you have a very strong marriage. With 4 kids, I can understand her just wanting a break. That said, I would be far more comfortable if she were going with another married woman.

 

ETA: I don't quite get why you don't just get in laws to baby sit for a few days and go together...........

She was training with another married woman for the marathon. That chick has an injury keeping her out of the marathon. My wife wanted to keep training and do the marathon. So she planned a little trip to the spa at Mandalay Bay. I am cool with it. In a few weeks I am going to the Georgia/Tennessee Bears/Falcons game witht the boys.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

What happens in Vegas..........................spreads to spouses.

 

34c and in marathons? Jeez, sore back and two black eyes.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

What happens in Vegas..........................spreads to spouses.

 

34c and in marathons? Jeez, sore back and two black eyes.

 

Nah, there fake. They ain't movin' but a couple of inches when she runs

[GettnHuge 1]

[CUBuffs 0]

Come on guys...show some focking respect for Ditka's wife!!! You all are just jealous that he has a wife that could run in a marathon. The farthest your wives could run to is the buffett table!

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Come on guys...show some focking respect for Ditka's wife!!! You all are just jealous that he has a wife that could run in a marathon. The farthest your wives could run to is the buffett table!

 

 

As long as she is running there to get me another sammich I don't give a fock. HTH

[TD Ryan2 315]

in and out

 

really, that's what it's all about in the end.

 

It's a good thing you two are not famous, otherwise the Enquirer would corner her in some Vegas Hotel bathroom at 2am.

[Hurricane Ditka 0]

Come on guys...show some focking respect for Ditka's wife!!! You all are just jealous that he has a wife that could run in a marathon. The farthest your wives could run to is the buffett table!

[jerryskids 5,446]

Come on guys...show some focking respect for Ditka's wife!!! You all are just jealous that he has a wife that could run in a marathon. The farthest your wives could run to is the buffett table!

My wife is testing for her 4th degree black belt in taekwondo next month, so I don't have that problem. If she comes back here again and reads my posts, I may have other problems.

 

Seriously HD, I think it's cool that your wife trains and competes in marathons. I know I couldn't do it.

[remote controller 137]

I know a slot machine she has to visit there. It has hit for $1,000.00, 4 times in the last 2 years, once a visit for me, on 2 occasions, an d twice for a friend on her one visit. It is GOLD! I can get her to it as simple as finding the main cashiers window in the Casino!

[Hurricane Ditka 0]

Also, I want to add that during that time. I will home with the 4 kids and coming here at night for support.

 

Be Funny.

[remote controller 137]

I have offered my deepest Vegas secret.

[ERZER 0]

Also, I want to add that during that time. I will home with the 4 kids and coming here at night for support.

 

Be Funny.

 

 

SUXBNME is looking for a new BFF - I'm sure you'll get support like a trusted jock strap.

[gocolts 300]

Going to Vegas to run a marathon?? Are you focking kidding me??? It is focking ridiculous to think that someone actually bought that horsesh1t line. A mother who is married has no business whatsoever going to Vegas alone or with "Girlfriends". I don't give a fock how wonderful and greta she is or weather she has ever cheated. It is beyond belief how selfish some folks can be sometimes. Surley there are other marathons she could run in without staying in focking sin city.

[thetxstang 0]

If by "marathon", you mean THIS then, yeah, you could say there'll be a marathon.

(NSFW)

 

What's with that chick's desiccated deuce cannon? Someone is in dire need of an a$$ bleaching.

[Hurricane Ditka 0]

Going to Vegas to run a marathon?? Are you focking kidding me??? It is focking ridiculous to think that someone actually bought that horsesh1t line. A mother who is married has no business whatsoever going to Vegas alone or with "Girlfriends". I don't give a fock how wonderful and greta she is or weather she has ever cheated. It is beyond belief how selfish some folks can be sometimes. Surley there are other marathons she could run in without staying in focking sin city.

Look at a focking map! Actually, if you knew anything about marathons (and I will just assume you don't), the St. George Marathon in Utah is one of the best marathons on the planet. She had to get selected through a lottery system to get into the marathon.

 

The nearest major airport, vegas. The cheapest flight, vegas. The best post marathon spa, vegas.

 

I have nothing to worry about, my wife has a passion for running marathons. And she is going to have a day in a half of spa and shopping to celebrate her success.

[29 Guests 29]

What's with that chick's desiccated deuce cannon? Someone is in dire need of an a$$ bleaching.

Yeah, and what does your ass look like?

HD, good luck to your wife

[thetxstang 0]

Yeah, and what does your ass look like?

HD, good luck to your wife

 

My bunghole area is as pristine as a fresh snowfall, thank you very much.

 

So is my wife's, though she won't let me hit it nearly as often as jerryskids' wife lets him.

[BMoney 0]

I bet she ends up putting it all on black

 

 

seriously though...letting her go is more proof to her that you trust her and youll get the payout later...she will come home with a new tattoo abover her butt that says "cash out window"

[Hurricane Ditka 0]

I bet she ends up putting it all on black

seriously though...letting her go is more proof to her that you trust her and youll get the payout later...she will come home with a new tattoo abover her butt that says "cash out window"

[Savage Beast 1]

She is going to come back pregnant, and you will end up raising 5 mongoloid children that aren't yours.