I just spanked my daughter for the first time

[Guest BernardPollardFan]

Wow, you ARE a dumb focker that cant read. I just thought it was a nasty rumor. But nope, its true.

 

Where did it say i beat a 2 year old? Ohhhh yea. NOWHERE. A whack on the ass is in no way beating a kid.

 

Focking moron.

A WHACK ON THE ASS IS BEATING A KID YOU DUMB MOTHER dude.

 

beat

   /bit/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [beet] Show IPA Pronunciation

verb, beat, beat⋅en or beat, beat⋅ing, noun, adjective

–verb (used with object)

1. to strike violently or forcefully and repeatedly.

 

whack

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–verb (used with object)

1. to strike with a smart, resounding blow or blows.

 

NOW GO BEAT MORE CHILDREN YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF DOGSHIT.

[kilroy69 1,271]

A WHACK ON THE ASS IS BEATING A KID YOU DUMB MOTHER dude.

 

beat

   /bit/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [beet] Show IPA Pronunciation

verb, beat, beat⋅en or beat, beat⋅ing, noun, adjective

–verb (used with object)

1. to strike violently or forcefully and repeatedly.

 

whack

   /ʰwæk, wæk/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [hwak, wak] Show IPA Pronunciation

–verb (used with object)

1. to strike with a smart, resounding blow or blows.

 

NOW GO BEAT MORE CHILDREN YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF DOGSHIT.

Hey man if you are too focking stupid to not understand the difference between a simple whack on the ass and a beating then nothing can be done for you.You should kill yourself now and save the world the trouble of having to care for a retard. HTH

[Guest BernardPollardFan]

Hey man if you are too focking stupid to not understand the difference between a simple whack on the ass and a beating then nothing can be done for you.You should kill yourself now and save the world the trouble of having to care for a retard. HTH

Hey man, read the fuckin definitions. You beat a child, dipshit, and I would ###### your ass up if I ever saw your child-beating piece-of-###### ass.

[pimptastic69 0]

A WHACK ON THE ASS IS BEATING A KID YOU DUMB MOTHER dude.

 

beat

   /bit/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [beet] Show IPA Pronunciation

verb, beat, beat⋅en or beat, beat⋅ing, noun, adjective

–verb (used with object)

1. to strike violently or forcefully and repeatedly.

 

whack

   /ʰwæk, wæk/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [hwak, wak] Show IPA Pronunciation

–verb (used with object)

1. to strike with a smart, resounding blow or blows.

 

NOW GO BEAT MORE CHILDREN YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF DOGSHIT.

 

You're an idiot.

 

My guess is that you don't have any kids. Maybe you should shut the fock up.

[kilroy69 1,271]

Hey man, read the fuckin definitions. You beat a child, dipshit, and I would ###### your ass up if I ever saw your child-beating piece-of-###### ass.

 

 

 

 

HAHAH I would LOVE to fock you up but I would get in far more trouble for beating up a retard than for spanking my niece.

 

Anytime you want to come to Jackson MI feel free to look me up and really, I DO mean anytime assshole.

 

Im not even going into how "a smart blow" to a kids backside is still not considered a beating even by your definition.

[Guest BernardPollardFan]

HAHAH I would LOVE to fock you up but I would get in far more trouble for beating up a retard than for spanking my niece.

 

Anytime you want to come to jackson MI feel free to look me up and really. I DO mean anytime assshole.

 

Im not even going into how "a smart blow" to a kids backside is still not considered a beating even by your definition.

Smart, resounding=violently, forcefully.

[kilroy69 1,271]

Smart, resounding=violently, forcefully.

Hey man you can say anything you want. A whack on the ass to correct bad behavior is not beating a kid. I mean i understand you are too stupid to understand this and all but sheesh.

[Guest BernardPollardFan]

Hey man you can say anything you want. A whack on the ass to correct bad behavior is not beating a kid. I mean i understand you are too stupid to understand this and all but sheesh.

All research has shown that beating children is NOT the way to "correct bad behavior" you child beating dumbfuck.

[kilroy69 1,271]

All research has shown that beating children is NOT the way to "correct bad behavior" you child beating dumbfuck.

Oh yea, why dont you link me to ALL research showing that spanking a kid is NOT the way to "correct bad behavior" You moron of a phag.

[thetxstang 0]

That makes two of us

 

That's not true! There was one other thing we agreed on...though I can't recall what it was.

 

[naomi 361]

I put her in a dark room on the other end of the house by herself for 35 minutes, sitting in the middle of the floor.

 

That would be scary! Thinking back to that age, I would probably go for the physical corporal punishment over that. I knew my parents weren't actually going to hurt me by spanking me...harmless but certain pain and memory go hand in hand. Good deterrent...again, think the kid realizes the parent isn't really hurt-hurting them.

 

Darkness and isolation, I'd be pissed I was left in a situation that does lend a feeling of vulnerability. Might make a kid untrusting, but I have no idea.

[thetxstang 0]

Just be glad I'm not your brother then, because you can't knock my teeth out stick boy. Come down to Logan County Oklahoma sometime, and I'll stomp a mudhole in your stick boy @ss, and then walk it dry.

 

Careful there, champ. A$$ kicking bravado doesn't go well here nor on the Mange Bored. It's (1) an unwritten rule that this kind of behavior is off limits and (2) a quick way to bored suicide.

 

Then again, you may get away with it since no one takes you seriously to begin with.

[Guest BernardPollardFan]

Oh yea, why dont you link me to ALL research showing that spanking a kid is NOT the way to "correct bad behavior" You moron of a phag.

Go look it up yourself. Punishment is not the way to change behavior.

[thetxstang 0]

Wow, I didn't read the remaining posts before replying to Savage Beast. Seems there's a bunch of bored suicides in the making.

[kilroy69 1,271]

Go look it up yourself. Punishment is not the way to change behavior.

Brilliant lol. Throw out some stupid factoid that you can't back up and then try to convince someone to go on a dummy mission to find ALL the research. What a stupid moron.

[Guest BernardPollardFan]

Brilliant lol. Throw out some stupid factoid that you can't back up and then try to convince someone to go on a dummy mission to find ALL the research. What a stupid moron.

Don't go find all the research, just go search for one experiment involving punishment. Pick one at random.

[kilroy69 1,271]

Don't go find all the research, just go search for one experiment involving punishment. Pick one at random.

Oh so now its punishment in general. So when some serial killer goes on a rampage we should just give him a timeout because the punishment of prison NEVER works anyways.

[jerryskids 7,193]

Go look it up yourself. Punishment is not the way to change behavior.

You have anger issues, you always have. You should seek help, seriously. Also I haven't seen so much internet tough guy talk from you and others in a thread in a long time.

 

There is nothing wrong with corporal punishment if done correctly. By correctly I mean with purpose, but without anger.

[kilroy69 1,271]

You have anger issues, you always have. You should seek help, seriously. Also I haven't seen so much internet tough guy talk from you and others in a thread in a long time.

 

There is nothing wrong with corporal punishment if done correctly. By correctly I mean with purpose, but without anger.

I agree with you on the corporal punishment thing.

 

As for the internet tough guy stuff I am dead serious. If that moron ever makes it to Jackson MI. I would LOVE for him to look me up. See how tough he is in real life.

[jerryskids 7,193]

I agree with you on the corporal punishment thing.

 

As for the internet tough guy stuff I am dead serious. If that moron ever makes it to Jackson MI. I would LOVE for him to look me up. See how tough he is in real life.

He has a way of getting those kind of reactions from people. Be a bigger man.

[kilroy69 1,271]

He has a way of getting those kind of reactions from people. Be a bigger man.

LOL. I will be honest im not even sure who the fock he is with his 500 posts. I assume he is an alias of someones that gets used to p!ss people off. Only because I can't imagine anyone being that focking stupid.

[Savage Beast 1]

Careful there, champ. A$$ kicking bravado doesn't go well here nor on the Mange Bored. It's (1) an unwritten rule that this kind of behavior is off limits and (2) a quick way to bored suicide.

 

Then again, you may get away with it since no one takes you seriously to begin with.

 

 

You guys don't take me seriously? Why not?

[TAS 2]

You guys don't take me seriously? Why not?

I take you seriously. You must be a bad mother focker. All your tough talkin's got me tremblin'!

[Savage Beast 1]

I take you seriously. You must be a bad mother focker. All your tough talkin's got me tremblin'!

 

I'm so tough, I can pi$$ my name into a concrete sidewalk

 

I'm so tough that in my house, the dark sleeps with a night light on.

 

I'm so tough, that when a cobra bit me, it died.

 

I'm so tough, that I once ate a bag full of clay, just to prove that sh!++ing bricks can be done.

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Which one of you child-beaters reported BPF? Whoever it was, you'd better go strike a toddler so you can feel better about your masculinity.

[kilroy69 1,271]

Which one of you child-beaters reported BPF? Whoever it was, you'd better go strike a toddler so you can feel better about your masculinity.

Not me, I don't report people. Even stalker homos.

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Not me, I don't report people. Even stalker homos.

 

You know, I believe you. So that pretty much narrows it down to skids.

[kilroy69 1,271]

You know, I believe you. So that pretty much narrows it down to skids.

I have never had anyone get to me to the point where I reported them.

 

I did notice mike took down my poll.

[Giants Fan 85]

Give me a call in 10yrs and I'll take over spanking duties.

 

 

Sick fock! SHE'LL BE 14 YEARS OLD!

 

They've grown too much hair by then.

[edjr 7,032]

I never got spanked as a child, which is probably why I like it so much now..

 

no really, my parents never spanked me, but they did plenty else.

 

I got punched in the back, hair pulled, keys thrown at me, hit with a broom handle, hit with a cut down hockey stick, elbowed in the face... but never spanked.

[Giants Fan 85]

I got spanked. Hit with an aluminum baseball bat, in the head. There may be more....I forgot.

[supermike80 2,144]

Go look it up yourself. Punishment is not the way to change behavior.

 

 

Ohhh I don't agree. My father didn't beat us, but we were spanked occasionally as kids. The man was 6'4 and there was no doubt he could twist us into pretzels.

 

But many times he didn't have to. Just knowing that he could tan our hides kept us in line. You only have to spank a couple times(hopefully) then the fear sets in. There is nothing wrong, IMO, with a little fear of your parents.

[Giants Fan 85]

I'm not joking. Have a scar underneath my eyebrow I don't remember. I was like 3 years old .... aluminum baseball bat to the face.

 

Older brother said it was an accident .... lied about it on the spot ...... I think he mighta been trying to kill me. We'll never know for sure, because he shot himself ...... with a Smith and Wesson, this last April. And I'm not kidding. Suicide. I wonder sometimes .... if I had done the wrong thing .... he mighta taken me with him.

 

But ... I'm still here, along with his wife and kids. I guess I'm glad he didn't totally flip out .... and hurt other people.

 

Still pretty focked up.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

If my brother or sister spanked my kids, I'd knock their teeth out.

 

Nobody spanks my kids!

 

I have never asked my brother if he's cool with me spanking my nephew, so I don't. You don't spank another persons kids without express permission. Quite frankly, even with his permission, I don't want to do it, because the kids mother is a flaming b!tch, and I don't really want to get into some child abuse bullsh!t.

 

That said, I'll sure threaten too, even pulling off my belt, cracking it, and chasing the little focker. So far, that has worked. He hasn't called my bluff yet. It's all about delivery.

 

I'm just saying I am not comfortable leaving the spanking up to whoever is watching my kids. That gets done by me or the wife. My parents also handled that, not my uncle's, aunts, neighbors, whoever.

 

The problem with that is, a kid will figure out "Hey, I've already crossed the line. Dad is whoopin my ass when he gets home. No point in behaving now, I may as well act like a flaming jerkoff till its time to take my medicine." (why can I type ass with no filter, but ass hole as one word gets the filter? Strange.)

 

I remember as a kid, whenever a babysitter said "I'm gonna tell your daddy, and he'll spank you" it was gloves off till the parents got home from that point. What's he gonna do now, spank me twice as hard?

 

That's the problem with spanking. When you go nuclear, there's nowhere to escalate to.

[Giants Fan 85]

I don't even have kids..... but I gotta say .... leave the physical hazing to me. Someone else spanks my kid .... I'm gonna spank you back.

 

 

And trust me ..... I'm the last guy you want "owing you a spank", because YOU KNOW ... from me .... it's REALLY GONNA HURT!

 

P.S. If I hada 4 year old kid .... you can bet that kid would fear me. "Wait until your father get's home." Physical violence can just be threatened sometimes ... and not really inflicted .... but my kid, would be afraid of ACTUAL ASS KICKING! And the kid learns because .... I'm bigger than him .... by a LOT!

 

I honestly think that's a good method. Kept me inline for 13 years. Until, I got bigger and stronger than my father .... and then it was, "Who's ass? My ass? LOL .... bring it, old man."

 

But no child training program is perfect.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I don't even have kids..... but I gotta say .... leave the physical hazing to me. Someone else spanks my kid .... I'm gonna spank you back.

And trust me ..... I'm the last guy you want "owing you a spank", because YOU KNOW ... from me .... it's REALLY GONNA HURT!

 

P.S. If I hada 4 year old kid .... you can bet that kid would fear me. "Wait until your father get's home." Physical violence can just be threatened sometimes ... and not really inflicted .... but my kid, would be afraid of ACTUAL ASS KICKING! And the kid learns because .... I'm bigger than him .... by a LOT!

 

I honestly think that's a good method. Kept me inline for 13 years. Until, I got bigger and stronger than my father .... and then it was, "Who's ass? My ass? LOL .... bring it, old man."

 

But no child training program is perfect.

 

My wife doen't believe me, that during the teenage years, a large part of the father-son relationship is based on "who can kick who's ass." I'm willing to bet that a lot of you tried to take on the ole man a little bit before you were ready, and got the goon hand. My brother did.

 

She says "you wouldn't really fight your son would you?" I say "hell yeah, and I'd fight dirty too, because hes probably faster and stronger than me. And if the little focker wins, the game is all over, we will never control him again."

 

Its just the law of the jungle.

[jerryskids 7,193]

You know, I believe you. So that pretty much narrows it down to skids.

Suck a cack. I've never reported anyone in my life. Reporting is for phags who can't take it on a message bored.

[DaWeffa 0]

man i got spanked with a belt, a ping pong paddle a switch a coat hanger a wooden spoon.....at home....at school i was spanked with a paddle with holes in it....if my kid ever acts up, he/she would get a woopin....time out...psshhhtt....whatever i would have laughed at time out as a kid....

 

as for someone else spanking my kid, im out....no way...maybe the threat of it, but all they would have to say is i will be telling your dad....man if anyone ever told me that i would be scared as fock...to this day i still am scared of that old focker...at least scared to make him angry....

 

i was at my cousins house a few weeks ago, he has a 4 year old (maybe 3), but man that kid was a cryer, spoiled little shiat....he would scream bloody murder for everything, and my cousin wouldnt do anything about it, so the kid kept on all freakin day....he got nothing, not time out not nothing....it made everyone else there miserable....if my kid would ever do that, he would have gotten a drag to his room by the arm and a good stern talkin to, and if that didnt work a spanin in front of everyone....man i was happy to leave...

[wiffleball 4,797]

At first glance I thought this read that your daughter is 45 years old.

[TD Ryan2 316]

I just haven't had to spank my child yet (3 years old soon).

 

I was knocked around a bit as a kid (and I think I probably deserved it).

There was no conscious decision one way or the other that I "will" or "will not" spank my child.

I just haven't had to do it.

 

the stern look, stern voice (raised voice, not screaming and yelling) seems to work.

that alone gets the child (and dog's) attention.

 

taking "things" away is what seems to work best.

a negative behavior results in one warning to stop the behavior and

if the behavior continues, I will coolly and calmly repossess a favorite toy or item.

 

Most of the behavior issues are a result of:

- the child doing something unsafe (kids are forever finding new ways to split their heads open)

- or whining/crying (usually because the child is tired)

 

I am cautious not to be explosive and overly emotional.

I try to be level headed and deliberate when I'm angry with the child.

I believe that yelling and screaming will adversely affect the child later in life, it doesn't set a good example of how to handle anger and frustration.

But the child (and dog) are still very aware that they do not want to get Dad angry.