The Hood 9 Posted December 28, 2008 I am 6'5" 270 pounds of solid muscle and I have extensive fighting skills in several disciplines. I am also a gun owner. I own all the skinny, little runts on this site. Just stop trying to come on to them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phurfur 70 Posted December 28, 2008 I'm 6 foo....7'4 and can bench press two hundred......four hundred and fifty pounds.....with one hand, yeah, yeah, that's the ticket! I'm a Paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do one D4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his plus-five holy avenger. Peter Griffin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted December 28, 2008 I am 6'5" 270 pounds of solid muscle and I have extensive fighting skills in several disciplines. I am also a gun owner. I own all the skinny, little runts on this site. I didn't realize it was possible, but you're even further embarrassing yourself. Do yourself a favor and start your little vacation right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tarheel Boy 0 Posted December 28, 2008 Did you think you were tall at 5'8" ? LMAO! Did you smoke as a kid to stunt your growth little guy? Yeah, that's it. I'm short. I wasn't laughing at your entire post about your supposed height. Yeah, I'm a little dude. Keep thinking that, skippy. I'll continue to see you gone from the site and the Cowboys get their ass kicked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted December 28, 2008 The best part of this ass whooping is that there is still twenty minutes left of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
str8playa007 0 Posted December 28, 2008 I am 6'5" 270 pounds of solid muscle and I have extensive fighting skills in several disciplines. I am also a gun owner. I own all the skinny, little runts on this site. Who are you kidding??? We all know who you really are.....he's the Star Wars Kid!!!! we've seen your fighting skills, and we are not impressed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tarheel Boy 0 Posted December 28, 2008 I didn't realize it was possible, but you're even further embarrassing yourself. Do yourself a favor and start your little vacation right now. Of course, I'm a short dude in his mind, so what do I know. LMAO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idiotekniQues 0 Posted December 28, 2008 as a giants fan, ive never felt closer to the iggles as i do right now dallas is fockin embarassed!!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RenoZ Posted December 28, 2008 I'm a life-long Cowboys fan but... This is deserved. They are pitiful from the GM/President/Owner down to the scout team. The coaching staff is completely outworked every week lately. They have the mentally weakest QB in the league. Their "power" RB runs like a middle school girl. Their WR corp is way overrated. It goes on and on and on. They need a major facelift. The problem is that the guy in charge of that job won't sh!t-can himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
donhaas 19 Posted December 28, 2008 Do you Philly guys still wanna fire Andy Reid? I would take him in a second. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Polish Rifle 0 Posted December 28, 2008 Hey, "Dallas-Empire" - you ARE an a$$hole. I'm lovin' this. My EAGLES are CREAMING your crappy COWGIRLS! Romo the Homo is lost. TO is PO'ed. Witten is Witless. Choice would rather be an Eagle. Your team SUCKS! How much more money can Jerry blow to bring in useless players (can you say "Roy Williams"?) who will do abso-focking-lutely NOTHING??? OUCH! Must hurt to be a loud-mouthed fan of a suck-a$$ team like this,huh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted December 28, 2008 Do you Philly guys still wanna fire Andy Reid? I would take him in a second. I am not an Eagles fan, but I think they would be crazy to fire him. It's not like good coaches are a dime a dozen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeeYouBuffs 1 Posted December 28, 2008 I am a tough guy and I can beat down anyone on this site. Ooooo! now your a tuff guy? Your a big mouth fricken idiot who deserves the beat down that you and your Sowbows are getting!! How bout dem Eagles!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tarheel Boy 0 Posted December 28, 2008 Hey, "Dallas-Empire" - you ARE an a$$hole. I'm lovin' this. My EAGLES are CREAMING your crappy COWGIRLS! Romo the Homo is lost. TO is PO'ed. Witten is Witless. Choice would rather be an Eagle. Your team SUCKS! How much more money can Jerry blow to bring in useless players (can you say "Roy Williams"?) who will do abso-focking-lutely NOTHING??? OUCH! Must hurt to be a loud-mouthed fan of a suck-a$$ team like this,huh? LMAO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mephisto 15 Posted December 28, 2008 Do you Philly guys still wanna fire Andy Reid? I would take him in a second. Ummm... yes... one big game that is handed to them on a silver platter by the woeful Dallas Cowboys doesn't erase the game-day poor decision making, playcalling, clock management, and inability to effectively evaluate talent. They could go to the Superbowl and I'd be ready for a change... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mephisto 15 Posted December 28, 2008 I am not an Eagles fan, but I think they would be crazy to fire him. It's not like good coaches are a dime a dozen. Yes, the Eagles can clearly attest to that. You morons need to stop with the game-by-game knee-jerk assessments and look at the body of work. The Eagles have been abysmal for the last few seasons, INCLUDING this one. The miracles that needed to occur for them to make the playoffs this year do nothing to change an intelligent fans' opinion of the items I've mentioned above. I've had enough of this sh!t for 10-years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Polish Rifle 0 Posted December 28, 2008 Yes, the Eagles can clearly attest to that. You morons need to stop with the game-by-game knee-jerk assessments and look at the body of work. The Eagles have been abysmal for the last few seasons, INCLUDING this one. The miracles that needed to occur for them to make the playoffs this year do nothing to change an intelligent fans' opinion of the items I've mentioned above. I've had enough of this sh!t for 10-years. Maybe YOU have, but I remember what it was like BEFORE Andy and Donovan got here. The Super Bowl was nothing but a rumor that we heard OTHER teams played for. Maybe we haven't gotten the brass ring yet, but at least we HAVE been there. Not like the days under RayRhodes and Marion Campbell and even Buddy Ryan. I'll take Andy because HE makes us competitive in the playoffs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 827 Posted December 28, 2008 As a Cowboys fan, I am beyond embarrassed by this team. I use the term "team" loosely. I was sure the Cowboys would get it together and win this game with ease. 24-7 was the prediction. But to not even show up? I think Romo has championship talent and don't really buy into the December thing, but the guy hasn't been "coached" since Parcells left. All the coaches must go. I don't know. I'm sick about this performance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
donhaas 19 Posted December 28, 2008 Ummm... yes... one big game that is handed to them on a silver platter by the woeful Dallas Cowboys doesn't erase the game-day poor decision making, playcalling, clock management, and inability to effectively evaluate talent. They could go to the Superbowl and I'd be ready for a change... I wish he could have waited one more year and become the Packers coach. Reid is no Ray Rhodes but he is darn good. We'll take Jim Johnson off your hands if you don't want him, too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phurfur 70 Posted December 28, 2008 Once again it looks like the so called "Cowboy Haters" weren't haters at all, they were right! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted December 28, 2008 Wouldn't shock me to see the wildcard Eagles be road favorites against Minnesota. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofMeanMachine99 1 Posted December 28, 2008 Na na na na Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
16 and 33 0 Posted December 28, 2008 FG Dallas! This has been one of the greatest daze in the history of the forearm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phurfur 70 Posted December 28, 2008 Yes, the Eagles can clearly attest to that. You morons need to stop with the game-by-game knee-jerk assessments and look at the body of work. The Eagles have been abysmal for the last few seasons, INCLUDING this one. The miracles that needed to occur for them to make the playoffs this year do nothing to change an intelligent fans' opinion of the items I've mentioned above. I've had enough of this sh!t for 10-years. I understand exactly how you feel, I felt the same way about Favre in GB. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted December 29, 2008 Yes, the Eagles can clearly attest to that. You morons need to stop with the game-by-game knee-jerk assessments and look at the body of work. The Eagles have been abysmal for the last few seasons, INCLUDING this one. The miracles that needed to occur for them to make the playoffs this year do nothing to change an intelligent fans' opinion of the items I've mentioned above. I've had enough of this sh!t for 10-years. It's not a game by game knee jerk reaction. This team has had crap for talent for a long time and still does decent each year. With what they have had talent wise, it is a miricle they ever finshed over .500, let alone actually win some division championships. I don't watch every Eagles game so maybe Andy is the suck. I just think it has more to do with talent, or lack there of, than Andy. Westy is great and all, but you need more than that. The one year out of all the McNabb years they had an even remotely decent WR, they were the hottest team around. I don't think that is just a coincidence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted December 29, 2008 As a Cowboys fan, I am beyond embarrassed by this team. I use the term "team" loosely. I was sure the Cowboys would get it together and win this game with ease. 24-7 was the prediction. But to not even show up? I think Romo has championship talent and don't really buy into the December thing, but the guy hasn't been "coached" since Parcells left. All the coaches must go. I don't know. I'm sick about this performance. cb, let it be known that some of the taunting that me, Ghost, and a few other Eagle fans do in these threads is specifically aimed at asspipes like Dallas Empire and 49ers Suck. Those guys are so over-the-top ignorant and arrogant that they need their noses rubbed in it when their team collapses like this. You're one of the good fans on this board as are a lot of the other Cowboy fans. In a perfect world, fans could get together and seriously discuss football games without insulting other fan bases. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofMeanMachine99 1 Posted December 29, 2008 Hey hey hey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted December 29, 2008 Tard Choice sure came back down to earth this week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted December 29, 2008 Hey hey hey Either Dull-ass Empire already bailed and has started his bet-induced suspension or he is at the gym lifting weights. He's very strong you know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,095 Posted December 29, 2008 Is he gone yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Next Generation 11 Posted December 29, 2008 E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted December 29, 2008 Hey hey hey Have a heart, let him off the hook. This place lost 90% of the posters last week already. We need every poster we can get right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofMeanMachine99 1 Posted December 29, 2008 Goodbye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
farmerdave 0 Posted December 29, 2008 So..... Someone told Romo beforehand that this was basically a "playoff game" It looks like he really took that to heart and played true to form. As a Giants fan, this is easily the best Ive ever felt about the Eagles. WOOOOOOO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 827 Posted December 29, 2008 cb, let it be known that some of the taunting that me, Ghost, and a few other Eagle fans do in these threads is specifically aimed at asspipes like Dallas Empire and 49ers Suck. Those guys are so over-the-top ignorant and arrogant that they need their noses rubbed in it when their team collapses like this. You're one of the good fans on this board as are a lot of the other Cowboy fans. In a perfect world, fans could get together and seriously discuss football games without insulting other fan bases. I am a Cowboys fan, but I have always understood why people hate them and a lot of their fans. So it's all good. But this team makes me sick. No heart and no intelligence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Hood 9 Posted December 29, 2008 Is he gone yet? Does it matter? The Pimp alias will just return as soon as the Eagles or Giants are losing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philmckracken 3 Posted December 29, 2008 T.O. is STILL on the sidelines in Pittsburgh, bitching and moaning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,594 Posted December 29, 2008 Maybe YOU have, but I remember what it was like BEFORE Andy and Donovan got here. The Super Bowl was nothing but a rumor that we heard OTHER teams played for. Maybe we haven't gotten the brass ring yet, but at least we HAVE been there. Not like the days under RayRhodes and Marion Campbell and even Buddy Ryan. I'll take Andy because HE makes us competitive in the playoffs. Nice alias, fockstick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mark32esu 18 Posted December 29, 2008 E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!! Haha dallas sucks!! Tony Homo sucks hahahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rybo5 0 Posted December 29, 2008 That was pretty funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites