he tricked me:

[Siouxsie 1]

ok, ok

joey's b-i-l tells me that joey's sis is not completely satisfied with his munching ability

and i just told him to not worry about technique and let sensuality take over

 

he's whinning about her not being pleased and that maybe she'll be messing around with somebody who can

 

and i took pity on him because like i said, he's a nice guy

 

and he truly seems to want to have some pointers

 

so i exlain it the best way i can .. but he still seems like he's not absorbing the fundamentals

 

finally, we're using my hand as practice .. but he's getting frustrated .. and honestly, me too

 

so i begin using my knowledge on his hand with my tongue and mouth .. and face

 

and before you know it, he's asking to try what he's learned on me (and not my hand, either)

 

well, all that sex talk and licking each others hand has me agreeing

even though he's married ...

 

so i dim the lights, slip off my panties and start to instruct him on how to begin

 

woah, amazingly though, he's really performing quite well / excellently i might add

and before too long - i'm orgasming like every 10-15 seconds

and have lost all control (physically and mentally)

and yes, i did say to him to please fock me

.. and sure enough - he did

 

***

 

afterwards, i really commend him on his ability

and that lucy will really enjoy what he's learned when he does it to her

 

and to my surprise, he confesses

he says he knew what he was doing all along

and that lucy seems very content with his talents

 

then it hits me / he just fooled me completely

 

he begged my forgiveness and told me ever since he had heard about me and joey's brother's wife performing oral on each other - well, that he was overcome with desire (for me)

 

... i'll be damned - he tricked me into the whole thing / and he did it better than anybody ever has before

 

 

 

 so, boys - give it a try .. IT WORKS !

[kutulu 1,676]

Does he know his face is gonna rot off?

[gocolts 300]

So you hocked up with BunnyBastard.

[SUXBNME 1,499]

Does he know his face is gonna rot off?

 

[Snoopy1 0]

Not to imply anything or insult you, but does anyone really need to "trick" you in order to hit it?

[cortezthekiller303 0]

Just FYI, it wasnt thread worthy the first time around, and suprise it isnt now either.

[phillybear 366]

Well, shivers me timbers, the Sea Hags gets pounded more times than Brutus when he tries to rapes me Olive Oyls. A-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah....

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I phrew up in my mouf on this one.

[Voice_Of_Reason 0]

Did he..... ....you know......swallow?

[gocolts 300]

I phrew up in my mouf on this one.

 

The thought of eating box bothers you that bad, huh??? Wonder why??? Talk about a "phrew up in my mouf" moment.

[GettnHuge 2]

 

a smart guy would have had a sob story on how he just can't receive a bj properly

[KingofBeer 0]

maybe it's just me, but i don't find an alias posting fake stories all that entertaining

[IGotWorms 4,058]

maybe it's just me, but i don't find an alias posting fake stories all that entertaining

 

That's blasphemy!

[remote controller 143]

[SUXBNME 1,499]

 

[EOP] [/EOP]

 

 

You should be ashamed, sir...

You are obviously a shell of your former self if you appreciate this trash

[SUXBNME 1,499]

The thought of eating box bothers you that bad, huh??? Wonder why??? Talk about a "phrew up in my mouf" moment.

Ok, Mr. Grimm...I'll lay this down one last time.

Siouxsie is an alias. The poster is a dood. While you, and a few others might find his stories somewhat erotic, you gotta remember that IT'S A DOOD WRITING THEM.

If you want, I can send you a few pics of my cack in various states of arousel, but I got a feeling that it wouldn't do that much for you. (I am one of the few posters here that really believe that you aren't ghey....yet)

 

Just some food for thought

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Sux, just to clarify:

 

Do you believe that gocolts is not yet ghey?

 

or

 

Do you not yet believe that gocolts is ghey?

 

TIA.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

The thought of eating box bothers you that bad, huh??? Wonder why??? Talk about a "phrew up in my mouf" moment.

 

I love to eat poosay. I would not consider "her" "box" to be poosay. I don't think that I would take your advice on what is and what is not appropriate with respect to sex.

 

Now, get back in the basement.

[phillybear 366]

Going at Siouxsie's box is like trying to chug a 2 liter thermos full of rancid buttermilk and decaying larva that has been carried across the entirety of the Kalahari Desert and back again.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

IT'S A DOOD WRITING THEM.

 

So? You think chicks write all the pron you watch? You think the "Dear Penthouse" letters are really from a 19 year old college chick truthfully telling tales of her sapphic awakening?

 

No. Dudes wrote that too. And that's ok. Writing is writing. Get over it.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

So? You think chicks write all the pron you watch? You think the "Dear Penthouse" letters are really from a 19 year old college chick truthfully telling tales of her sapphic awakening?

 

No. Dudes wrote that too. And that's ok. Writing is writing. Get over it.

 

You better take that back.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

You better take that back.

 

I remember my buddies and I used to submit made up crap to "dear penthouse" all the time in high school. We were too young to buy the mag, so I have no idea if any of them were published, but I doubt it, as I'm sure the idiotic writings of a 14 year old male virgin were probably not very believable, or good for that matter.

[jets24 6]

Who cares who writes it? I would munch Siousxies box any time!

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Who cares who writes it? I would munch Rusty's a-hole any time!

 

[wil_d_thril 0]

I remember my buddies and I used to submit made up crap to "dear penthouse" all the time in high school. We were too young to buy the mag, so I have no idea if any of them were published, but I doubt it, as I'm sure the idiotic writings of a 14 year old male virgin were probably not very believable, or good for that matter.

 

Some things haven't changed.

[jets24 6]

 

mmmmmm......fresh azzzz

[gocolts 300]

Ok, Mr. Grimm...I'll lay this down one last time.

Siouxsie is an alias. The poster is a dood. While you, and a few others might find his stories somewhat erotic, you gotta remember that IT'S A DOOD WRITING THEM.

If you want, I can send you a few pics of my cack in various states of arousel, but I got a feeling that it wouldn't do that much for you. (I am one of the few posters here that really believe that you aren't ghey....yet)

 

Just some food for thought

 

I have seen no evidence whatsoever that she is a he. I know some D-bag tried to make some folks think that just a week or so ago, but he had ZERO proof. And no thanks on the pics, you may however want to ask some of the guys who have a problem with poosay in this thread though. Sure those sickos would love them.

 

 

I can focking dream can't I????

[gocolts 300]

I love to eat poosay. I would not consider "her" "box" to be poosay. I don't think that I would take your advice on what is and what is not appropriate with respect to sex.

 

Now, get back in the basement.

 

You are the one who had a problem with a story about eating some poosay, not me.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

You are the one who had a problem with a story about eating some poosay, not me.

 

I stated that a male alias writing about a big fat set of beef drapes on a "woman" named Siouxsie made me sick to my stomach. I know that you are desperate for women, but if you have the desire to get between the legs of the equivalent of Bea Arthur, then it is you who has the problem.

[tikigods 76]

The thought of eating box bothers you that bad, huh??? Wonder why??? Talk about a "phrew up in my mouf" moment.

 

 

gocolts found: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYBI_0qGwXg...feature=related

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Who cares who writes it? I would munch Siousxies box any time!

 

Who is more desperate: jets24 or gocolts?

 

I used to think gocolts was easily the most desperate dude on this bored, but jets24 has made a very strong showing of late.

[gocolts 300]

I stated that a male alias writing about a big fat set of beef drapes on a "woman" named Siouxsie made me sick to my stomach. I know that you are desperate for women, but if you have the desire to get between the legs of the equivalent of Bea Arthur, then it is you who has the problem.

No you didn't, unless you are SUX.

 

 

I phrew up in my mouf on this one.

 

 

I love to eat poosay. I would not consider "her" "box" to be poosay. I don't think that I would take your advice on what is and what is not appropriate with respect to sex.

 

Now, get back in the basement.

 

 

You better take that back.

 

 

 

After seeing the other thread you started, it is beyond obvious what your problem is, it just so happens that is not my thing. Carry on.

[gutterslut 1]

Who is more desperate: jets24 or gocolts?

 

I used to think gocolts was easily the most desperate dude on this bored, but jets24 has made a very strong showing of late.

 

 

 

You need to go look in one of The New Girl's threads. I don't know if Siouxsie is a man or woman but The New Girl Girl was drunk one late night and posted that it was so cold 'she' "was freezing my balls off" . And there's still two dozen horny lonelys chasing that thing. Of course that's the sanctuary and that speaks for itself.

 

I'll bet you've chased TNG yourself. And that's for sure a ghey man.

 

I hope they both are gone for good.

 

Btw, phillybear and SUXBNRUSTY have quite a few aliases left to vote for GOTY with. Just watch what happens tomorrow evening.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

No you didn't, unless you are SUX.

After seeing the other thread you started, it is beyond obvious what your problem is, it just so happens that is not my thing. Carry on.

I know that you are a shut-in with major problems, but what the fock are you talking about?

 

You are so desperate that you think that an alias talking about "her" getting eaten by some random dude is hot. I don't know what you picture that crusty old bag being like, but I picture her being like Bea Arthur. That makes me want to throw up.

 

Again, get back in the basement.

[gutterslut 1]

I know that you are a shut-in with major problems, but what the fock are you talking about?

 

You are so desperate that you think that an alias talking about "her" getting eaten by some random dude is hot. I don't know what you picture that crusty old bag being like, but I picture her being like Bea Arthur. That makes me want to throw up.

 

Again, get back in the basement.

 

 

 

Well is it a crusty old hag or a man?

Let me know when you light on one or the other.

 

 

Seriously, I'd like to know.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Well is it a crusty old hag or a man?

Let me know when you light on one or the other.

Seriously, I'd like to know.

I think that it is a guy. Same as you and kozmiq (at least that is my thinking), but I am not the big alias buster here. I leave that to the experts.

 

However, I have no idea what goes on in the twisted little brain of godolts.

[gutterslut 1]

I think that it is a guy. Same as you and kozmiq (at least that is my thinking), but I am not the big alias buster here. I leave that to the experts.

 

However, I have no idea what goes on in the twisted little brain of godolts.

 

 

 

And here I thought you knew something. You've certainly proven that you don't. I'll know better next time than to ask you anything.

 

Okay, back down granny's steps for you.

[tikigods 76]

Who is more desperate: jets24 or gocolts?

 

I used to think gocolts was easily the most desperate dude on this bored, but jets24 has made a very strong showing of late.

 

does jets24 live in his mom's basement too?

[IGotWorms 4,058]

does jets24 live in his mom's basement too?

 

Would it surprise you if he did?

[tikigods 76]

Would it surprise you if he did?

 

Not really.