surferskin 31 Posted February 23, 2009 +4 for the funny. It's hard tellin what it will get you?! Could get you 5....could get you -5. Is she the second coming of Jennifer Anniston or a Cathy Bates clone?! Hmmm... Decisions, decisions... I'd do it for ~40~ points. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuse9 131 Posted February 23, 2009 Points accumulated thus far: Me_2006 +1 cut it OUUUUUUUUTT! kutulo +1 +1 This isn't fair. I should have my own "special" bracket. The Aids Surferskin +3 +4 Sorry TNG but... Me = Chris Brown You = Rihanna Before I pimp out my wife, I wanna know what it's gonna get me! edjr +1 This is much better than what I did, cuse > edjr Lackman +1 +2 +2 cmh can open a can of pork & beans with his singular brontosaurus toofus. He just puts it on a stool, chomps down with his mouf, and runs around in a circle. KSB wears flamboyant frat boy sweater vests and has a cat with an gaping assh0le. Recliner Pilot has thousands or jars of urine in his living room. He is afraid to run to the bathroom and miss a single minute of Fox News. dain11279 +1 Yostevo gets custom-made jerseys from his wife and he doesn't even appreciate them voltaire +2 for knowing your opponent Although I'm better looking than Sux, he's got more experience flirting with the genderbenders and pet lovers around here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lackman 0 Posted February 23, 2009 jerryskid's faceprint is still in the sofa pillow from when he slept over SUXBNME's house. SUXBNME's back skin still show jerryskids's teeth marks from when he slept over SUXBNME's house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuse9 131 Posted February 23, 2009 Hmmm... Decisions, decisions... I'd do it for ~40~ points. You seem to be doingn well so far, don't pull out all the stops, you may need them in later rounds!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,862 Posted February 23, 2009 Does anyone else think that Cuse9 is Matthew Lesko? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lackman 0 Posted February 23, 2009 cuse9 stuffs his pooper with anal beads the size of oranges and gargles with pearly white yogurt from manacondas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lackman 0 Posted February 23, 2009 In a popularity poll between MDC, herpes, and cuse9, our thread starter would finish a distant third. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 876 Posted February 23, 2009 I am not breaking out any big ammo yet, Sho Nuff wouldnt have a chance against WhoisJGalt not only am i gonna lose, i am gonna be swimming in a lake of fire too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lackman 0 Posted February 23, 2009 cuse9 would never steal the concept of a discount thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuse9 131 Posted February 23, 2009 Does anyone else think that Cuse9 is Matthew Lesko? I must have missed something there?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuse9 131 Posted February 23, 2009 I am not breaking out any big ammo yet, Sho Nuff wouldnt have a chance against WhoisJGalt not only am i gonna lose, i am gonna be swimming in a lake of fire too You did get matched up against tough competition, wonder what this "big ammo" is! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 31 Posted February 23, 2009 Lackman just increased his posts per day by 10,000%. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 876 Posted February 23, 2009 You did get matched up against tough competition, wonder what this "big ammo" is! i got no shot. if this was the NCAA tourney, I'd be the Patriot League champ. Just glad i didnt end up in the play in game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted February 23, 2009 wait... so this isn't a voting system amongst our "peers"? hmm... Also, giving points for years here is bogus. GFIAFP would win hands down against someone who is way better than him but a noob... no fair, no fair. I'm gonna wait for Wiffleball to piss someone off, thus guaranteeing me a victory without me even having to do anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,105 Posted February 23, 2009 Just to be a good sport, I gave my opponent (shotsup) a 5-star rating. also get off your ass and post more than one time a day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted February 23, 2009 The AIDS. kutulu needs an extra point for this reply!!! It's the only reply this entire thread that actually made me chuckle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lackman 0 Posted February 23, 2009 kutulu needs an extra point for this reply!!! It's the only reply this entire thread that actually made me chuckle You could post a link to your videos, so we could all get a chuckle at the size of your d1ck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 876 Posted February 23, 2009 You could post a link to your videos, so we could all get a chuckle at the size of your d1ck. order in which i would click on the following links = tubigrl......................................................................... ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ............... ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ..................................................big pete cack video thread..lemonparty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted February 23, 2009 You could post a link to your videos, so we could all get a chuckle at the size of your d1ck. already posted it 5 times Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuse9 131 Posted February 23, 2009 wait... so this isn't a voting system amongst our "peers"? hmm... Also, giving points for years here is bogus. GFIAFP would win hands down against someone who is way better than him but a noob... no fair, no fair. I'm gonna wait for Wiffleball to piss someone off, thus guaranteeing me a victory without me even having to do anything. Voting by peers is too easy. Also the points given by join date is only a small advantage. If a noob is better, they'll most likely come out on top. However if it's close, seniority should be worth something!? There will be voting by peers tabulated. I didin't want this to be a pure population contest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,862 Posted February 23, 2009 I must have missed something there?! Apparently... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuse9 131 Posted February 23, 2009 Apparently... Disappointed in you Posty, I definity expected better from you!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuckStupid 40 Posted February 23, 2009 I miss out on all the fun times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lackman 0 Posted February 23, 2009 Lackman enjoys brown showers, felching, and walks in the park. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 876 Posted February 23, 2009 Lackman enjoys brown showers, felching, and walks in the park. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuse9 131 Posted February 23, 2009 I miss out on all the fun times. Nah, help out. Extra commentary and anything else you add is always good. Lackman started out adding fun comments, but now he's on a "hate spree" against me for some reason?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,174 Posted February 23, 2009 my first consensual sexual experience came at age 16 by age 21 i had made love to as many as 10 different men (no women yet) but between 21 and 25 when i met my hubby - i had very few sexual experiences then i met curtis and with him being older / then sick, - again i was rarely 'doin' it' after he passed - i went more than 2 years without any partner sex but i was masturbating 6-8 times a week in the past few years i have been with joey and maybe 2-3 other men but 5-6 women i don't know what i want .. but i'm not sure i'm ready for just 1 man again but i don't want to hurt joey .. he wants to live with me down here so badly thinking of going after big pete heard he has a small pecker so it will be like a woman..soft and slow...yummy don't forget to check out the webcam of me and Charlie peforming tommorow night at the rodeo corral pub and billiards bar right here in Jacksonville Florida has much gooder weather than northern virginia thanks geeks you guys rock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 31 Posted February 23, 2009 If Lackman keeps this up, people might even remember him by tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FeelingMN 273 Posted February 23, 2009 kutulu needs an extra point for this reply!!! It's the only reply this entire thread that actually made me chuckle Agreed....... I have absolutely no shot. If this were a sprint, I'd be goColts and is freaking Usain Bolt. If it were a boxing match, I'd be Me_2006 and he'd be Mike Tyson. If it were a spelling bee, I'd be Moz and he'd be that kid that fainted, got up, and still won the damn thing. Meh, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. See you at 4:20 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted February 23, 2009 Need link or proof! A common rumor about the song is that it was written about Morissette's one-time boyfriend Dave Coulier of the television sitcom Full House. According to an ABC News Web article, [1] "Ex-girlfriend Alanis Morissette revealed that her angst-ridden hit 'You Oughta Know' was about her relationship with Coulier." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted February 23, 2009 TEN REASONS TO HATE JOEY GLADSTONE 1. He thinks that doing impressions of cartoon characters is funny, but it's not Somebody needs to tell Joey Gladstone that randomly doing cartoon voices is not funny. Yes it is quite impressive that he can successfully imitate every cartoon ever made, however it also shows what a pathetic sad life he must live that he has time to perfect all those voices. Also he never does the voices at an appropriate time. For example, I recall an incident in which Joey was dressed like Santa Clause and was talking like Daffy Duck. That doesn’t make any sense. What a retard. 2. Despite living rent free and never having to buy food he is always broke This is so pathetic that it doesn’t even make sense. Joey Gladstone, as we all know, lives in the home of his best friend, Danny Tanner. Danny pays all the bills for the house and buys all the groceries. So Joey never pays for anything, so even though his career is less the blockbuster he isn't required to spend the money on anything. However, he never buys anything nice, unless you count that ###### woodchuck puppet. God I hate that thing, the only joke it ever does is that thing it does where it asks if something is made out of wood. That’s not even a ###### joke. Jesus Christ, Joey, quit buying the Scooby Doo pajamas and buy a ###### suit. 3. He hangs out with Uncle Jesse all day yet never figured out how to be cool Uncle Jesse is the coolest man alive, and for some strange reason he considers Joey a friend, despite the fact that he is so cool that he could be friends with anybody on earth, even the very cool Mitch Hedberg. For some reason though, Uncle Jesse has instead decided to be friends with the biggest loser in the world. You would think some of this coolness would rub off on Joey. I mean Danny got cooler the more time he spent with Uncle Jesse. He went from being a lame sports broadcaster/widower to being a host on a show where he works with Uncle Jesse’s wife. That’s almost as cool as working with Uncle Jesse. Joey, on the other hand, gets lamer as time goes on, because he starts wearing a beret, and it’s impossible to be cool while wearing a beret. 4. He never has a meaningful romantic relationship Name one girlfriend Joey has had for more then one episode. You can't—it's impossible. That’s because it only takes one date with Joey for a women to figure out that he is lame. Hell, most women can figure out how lame he is before they even talk to him. 5. He never has had steady job Joey has had many jobs in his career: comedian, children’s television show host, advertising age, radio personality, male prostitute, and he has either been fired or a complete failure in every field. The only careers that he has even been remotely successful in are the ones in which he was partners with Uncle Jesse, and I think we all know who was the partner that did all the work and who was the partner that got coffee for Uncle Jesse. 6. There is a good chance he is a child molester Let's look at the facts. He is a grown man, who lives his life like a child. He rarely dates, and he has very few friends. That is the perfect profile for a child molester. Now add into the mix the fact that he lives with three young girls who trust him. Somebody in that house was molested by Joey Gladstone. Probably Stephanie, she was always a little spitfire, plus in one episode he offered to take her to a drive-in theater. If that isn't setting up the perfect situation for some groping and fondling, then I don’t know what is. 7. He lives in the basement Cool people don't live in the basement. They live in an apartment in the attic. Just look at Uncle Jesse and the Fonz. It’s not coincidence that they both live in attics; awesome people like to live as high up as possible. Meanwhile the scums of the earth live in the basement, like animals, really lame animals. 8. He tried to seduce Uncle Jesse There is an incident in which Michelle needs a bath. This is way back in the beginning when she was still a baby. Joey and Uncle Jesse were supposed to give her the bath. Yet somehow Joey was able to convince Uncle Jesse that the two of them should be in the bathtub instead of Michelle. Then he convinced Uncle Jesse to start singing Elvis songs to him. I’m not sure why Uncle Jesse was going along with this horribly gay situation, he must have been drunk, or on drugs or something, but I shudder to think what may have happened if Danny hadn’t entered the bathroom when he did. 9. He hates black people Racism isn’t cool, and its fact, not fiction, that Joey Gladstone is a card carrying member of the KKK. In Alabama he goes by the name Grand Wizard Gladstone and often takes part in cross burnings and KKK bake sales. 10. That damn thing he does with his hand You know what I'm talking about: that thing where he goes "Cut it out" and makes a cutting motion, then uses his hand to emphasize the word "it", then puts up his thumb and motions out as if he were an umpire. That thing isn’t cool. Why does he do it, is it so that deaf people will be aware that there is something he wants "cut it"? SPECIAL BONUS REASON He practices ventriloquism Who actually likes ventriloquists? Ventriloquism is the lowest form of entertainment right behind mimes and old men telling stories on their porch while they sip cider. When the puppet in question looks like a woodchuck, and you only have one joke, which isn’t even funny it, then it is just sad. I don't even get the joke, that one where the woodchuck asks if an item is made of wood and then shakes its head around like it has the shakes. What is suppose to be funny about that, the fact that the woodchuck doesn't know if something is made out of wood? Joey doesn't even drink water while he does the ventriloquism. What a horrible human being. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 31 Posted February 23, 2009 TEN REASONS TO HATE JOEY GLADSTONE1. He thinks that doing impressions of cartoon characters is funny, but it's not Somebody needs to tell Joey Gladstone that randomly doing cartoon voices is not funny. Yes it is quite impressive that he can successfully imitate every cartoon ever made, however it also shows what a pathetic sad life he must live that he has time to perfect all those voices. Also he never does the voices at an appropriate time. For example, I recall an incident in which Joey was dressed like Santa Clause and was talking like Daffy Duck. That doesn’t make any sense. What a retard. 2. Despite living rent free and never having to buy food he is always broke This is so pathetic that it doesn’t even make sense. Joey Gladstone, as we all know, lives in the home of his best friend, Danny Tanner. Danny pays all the bills for the house and buys all the groceries. So Joey never pays for anything, so even though his career is less the blockbuster he isn't required to spend the money on anything. However, he never buys anything nice, unless you count that ###### woodchuck puppet. God I hate that thing, the only joke it ever does is that thing it does where it asks if something is made out of wood. That’s not even a ###### joke. Jesus Christ, Joey, quit buying the Scooby Doo pajamas and buy a ###### suit. 3. He hangs out with Uncle Jesse all day yet never figured out how to be cool Uncle Jesse is the coolest man alive, and for some strange reason he considers Joey a friend, despite the fact that he is so cool that he could be friends with anybody on earth, even the very cool Mitch Hedberg. For some reason though, Uncle Jesse has instead decided to be friends with the biggest loser in the world. You would think some of this coolness would rub off on Joey. I mean Danny got cooler the more time he spent with Uncle Jesse. He went from being a lame sports broadcaster/widower to being a host on a show where he works with Uncle Jesse’s wife. That’s almost as cool as working with Uncle Jesse. Joey, on the other hand, gets lamer as time goes on, because he starts wearing a beret, and it’s impossible to be cool while wearing a beret. 4. He never has a meaningful romantic relationship Name one girlfriend Joey has had for more then one episode. You can't—it's impossible. That’s because it only takes one date with Joey for a women to figure out that he is lame. Hell, most women can figure out how lame he is before they even talk to him. 5. He never has had steady job Joey has had many jobs in his career: comedian, children’s television show host, advertising age, radio personality, male prostitute, and he has either been fired or a complete failure in every field. The only careers that he has even been remotely successful in are the ones in which he was partners with Uncle Jesse, and I think we all know who was the partner that did all the work and who was the partner that got coffee for Uncle Jesse. 6. There is a good chance he is a child molester Let's look at the facts. He is a grown man, who lives his life like a child. He rarely dates, and he has very few friends. That is the perfect profile for a child molester. Now add into the mix the fact that he lives with three young girls who trust him. Somebody in that house was molested by Joey Gladstone. Probably Stephanie, she was always a little spitfire, plus in one episode he offered to take her to a drive-in theater. If that isn't setting up the perfect situation for some groping and fondling, then I don’t know what is. 7. He lives in the basement Cool people don't live in the basement. They live in an apartment in the attic. Just look at Uncle Jesse and the Fonz. It’s not coincidence that they both live in attics; awesome people like to live as high up as possible. Meanwhile the scums of the earth live in the basement, like animals, really lame animals. 8. He tried to seduce Uncle Jesse There is an incident in which Michelle needs a bath. This is way back in the beginning when she was still a baby. Joey and Uncle Jesse were supposed to give her the bath. Yet somehow Joey was able to convince Uncle Jesse that the two of them should be in the bathtub instead of Michelle. Then he convinced Uncle Jesse to start singing Elvis songs to him. I’m not sure why Uncle Jesse was going along with this horribly gay situation, he must have been drunk, or on drugs or something, but I shudder to think what may have happened if Danny hadn’t entered the bathroom when he did. 9. He hates black people Racism isn’t cool, and its fact, not fiction, that Joey Gladstone is a card carrying member of the KKK. In Alabama he goes by the name Grand Wizard Gladstone and often takes part in cross burnings and KKK bake sales. 10. That damn thing he does with his hand You know what I'm talking about: that thing where he goes "Cut it out" and makes a cutting motion, then uses his hand to emphasize the word "it", then puts up his thumb and motions out as if he were an umpire. That thing isn’t cool. Why does he do it, is it so that deaf people will be aware that there is something he wants "cut it"? SPECIAL BONUS REASON He practices ventriloquism Who actually likes ventriloquists? Ventriloquism is the lowest form of entertainment right behind mimes and old men telling stories on their porch while they sip cider. When the puppet in question looks like a woodchuck, and you only have one joke, which isn’t even funny it, then it is just sad. I don't even get the joke, that one where the woodchuck asks if an item is made of wood and then shakes its head around like it has the shakes. What is suppose to be funny about that, the fact that the woodchuck doesn't know if something is made out of wood? Joey doesn't even drink water while he does the ventriloquism. What a horrible human being. How bout one good reason, why I should bother reading that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted February 23, 2009 How bout one good reason, why I should bother reading that. Because there are homo-erotic references as well as accusations of child molestation. You're gonna need to step your game up to win this thing. It's a bit of free advice for ya. Learn from the master, Joey Gladstone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FeelingMN 273 Posted February 23, 2009 Much like The Joker recounting how his face became scarred, this is kutulu's backstory. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJUrdPtZA8I Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 986 Posted February 23, 2009 Yostevo bleeds all over the counter at CVS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 876 Posted February 23, 2009 Yostevo bleeds all over the counter at CVS. as long as he doesnt get any blood on his club shirt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted February 23, 2009 Jocstrap vs Bmoney So you are matching me up vs the only other knowledgable tennis guru on this board - hmmm - - that sucks - - how can I go up against someone this smart? I smell collusion already BMONEY's great response on the Federer>Tiger - - This guy is a genius are you going? i will be there with my gal over labor day weekend her mom has the tickets for week 2... true..nadal has yet to break through there..there is something about rowdy late night tennis in windy NY that seems to bring the best out of the Ginepris and Blakes... i wont lie..im there focused on 1 thing..1 year it was the unknown sharapova later on..hantuchova im there to load up on pics of ana ivanovic as long as i keep the drinks coming for my gal, she wont care...then we can stagger across the street to a mets game and tell loduca to quit being such a ######.. and of all of the Opens Ive been to..ive yet to see a guy holding a sign that says quiet like they do in golf.... Tiger-that man took a picture of me...kick him out Jocstrap's Question to BMONEY - - did your gal ever figure out your sick ploy? Did you yell out YES SHARAPOVA at the wrong time? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,237 Posted February 23, 2009 FlaHawker keeps a locket of Mike Holmgren's pubic hair duct taped to his ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuse9 131 Posted February 23, 2009 Agreed....... He got it, you guys can throw out your votes for a post that deserves a point. It just can't exceed 5 points for a particular comment/post. I'm not the judge and jury here. I am here only to maintain the sanity of playoff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
