*edor*edor*: Brian Bosworth KICKS ASS!

[GettnHuge 2]

RINK

 

Brian Bosworth Busted For DUI - On His Harley

 

It’s midnight on Thursday, you’ve been drinking and you know you have no license on your Harley, so what to do?

If you’re Brian Bosworth, you ride your hog down Hollywood Blvd.

 

[posty 2,876]

http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.p...howtopic=340361

[GettnHuge 2]

http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.p...howtopic=340361

 

well fock, time to edit

[patweisers44 877]

We landed on the IHOP

[cbfalcon 828]

So the Wizard of Boz got drunk from eating too many pancakes and got a DUI before dying?

[GettnHuge 2]

So the Wizard of Boz got drunk from eating too many pancakes and got a DUI before dying?

 

maybe it was a Boston Pancake

[jgcrawfish 232]

I don't have a lot of pity for the dude. When i was 16 i was at South Padre Island with some buddies for spring break. This focking huge dude comes walking down the beach with a friggin playboy bunny each arm. He's intentionally flexing his left peck when he takes a step with his right foot and vice-versa. i recognize him as Boz right away. dude was a complete jackass. he fockin yelled at the girlfriend of one of my buddies because she didn't get out of his way when he was walking. He even threw out a "do you know who i am, i'm brian focking bosworth...linebacker...university of oklahoma". complete fockin mullet wearing dousche that one.

[NorthernVike 2,121]

I don't have a lot of pity for the dude. When i was 16 i was at South Padre Island with some buddies for spring break. This focking huge dude comes walking down the beach with a friggin playboy bunny each arm. He's intentionally flexing his left peck when he takes a step with his right foot and vice-versa. i recognize him as Boz right away. dude was a complete jackass. he fockin yelled at the girlfriend of one of my buddies because she didn't get out of his way when he was walking. He even threw out a "do you know who i am, i'm brian focking bosworth...linebacker...university of oklahoma". complete fockin mullet wearing dousche that one.

 

 

You should have kicked his ass

[posty 2,876]

Maybe Hollywood will do "Stone Cold 2" for him...

[jgcrawfish 232]

You should have kicked his ass

 

Um, yeah. I was a 5' 9"/160 sophomore in high school and he was 6'2" and 250 about to get drafted for the NFL. No thanks, I chose life...

[GettnHuge 2]

I don't have a lot of pity for the dude. When i was 16 i was at South Padre Island with some buddies for spring break. This focking huge dude comes walking down the beach with a friggin playboy bunny each arm. He's intentionally flexing his left peck when he takes a step with his right foot and vice-versa. i recognize him as Boz right away. dude was a complete jackass. he fockin yelled at the girlfriend of one of my buddies because she didn't get out of his way when he was walking. He even threw out a "do you know who i am, i'm brian focking bosworth...linebacker...university of oklahoma". complete fockin mullet wearing dousche that one.

 

You just bumped him up about 10000% in my hero index.

[jgcrawfish 232]

You just bumped him up about 10000% in my hero index.

 

you just liked the flexin pecs part you roided up freak of nature

[BMoney 0]

I don't have a lot of pity for the dude. When i was 16 i was at South Padre Island with some buddies for spring break. This focking huge dude comes walking down the beach with a friggin playboy bunny each arm. He's intentionally flexing his left peck when he takes a step with his right foot and vice-versa. i recognize him as Boz right away. dude was a complete jackass. he fockin yelled at the girlfriend of one of my buddies because she didn't get out of his way when he was walking. He even threw out a "do you know who i am, i'm brian focking bosworth...linebacker...university of oklahoma". complete fockin mullet wearing dousche that one.

 

 

yeah fock you..im kenny focking powers...

[gocolts 300]

So the Wizard of Boz got drunk from eating too many pancakes and got a DUI before dying?

How the hell are these stories the same??? WTF did I miss here??

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

How the hell are these stories the same??? WTF did I miss here??

 

 

I think posty put that link in here to bring things into perspective. You open the thread thinking 'what a shame' about Bosworth then you see someone with real talent making the ultimate sacrifice for mankind.

 

That or someone's tossing out the Bosworth/Buttersworth connection.

[posty 2,876]

How the hell are these stories the same??? WTF did I miss here??

 

The original post was about the guy dying after finishing the pancake eating contest...

 

He then changed it with Bosworth's story...

[GettnHuge 2]

The original post was about the guy dying after finishing the pancake eating contest...

 

He then changed it with Bosworth's story...

 

LIES!

[GettnHuge 2]

Updatored with pics

[NorthernVike 2,121]

Updatored with pics

 

 

He kinda looks like SUX

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Only younger

[posty 2,876]

And Bosworth turns 44 today...

[GettnHuge 2]

He kinda looks like SUX

Only younger

 

In a crazy twist to the story, he was arrested by former packer olineman mike flanagan

[SUXBNME 1,646]

He kinda looks like SUX

Only younger

[The Moz 72]

no worries "Chains" will bust him out!!

[GettnHuge 2]

rink

 

The OKLAHOMAN reports that after his high school speech, Bosworth was spotted administering CPR to a fallen man in a nearby parking lot. Nancy Kuntz, the assistant athletic director at Putnam City West, says she was driving away from the school when she saw Boz on his motorcycle speeding ahead past other cars:

 

“Then I drove ahead, and I just happened to look over, and in the parking lot, there was a pick-up, two men standing there and a man laid out on the ground. I did a U-turn, and when I drove back, Bosworth was giving CPR to the man.”

 

:mad:

[NorthernVike 2,121]

For the BOZ!