Bunghole Licking

[Saint Elistan 106]

Under ANY condition. Assume the best. Penetration not included. Now in unisex form for Geekette participation!

 

For the record:

Yes.

Yes, but I doubt I'd ever be clean enough to feel comfortable with it. I'll never get that sh!t hairless.

No. I wouldn't be able to witness them eating chocolate without gagging.

[NewbieJr 540]

I went triple-yes.

 

 

###### tastes like penny.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,930]

Yes

Yes

No

 

You don't marry a freak.

[Strike 3,999]

I think we can close this thread now that all 7 members of the bored have voted. We don't want people logging in with all their aliases and voting again and screwing up the accuracy of the poll.

[zmanzzzz 1]

[gocolts 300]

WOW. After seeing the results, this place should be renamed the Bunghole Licking Club.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I went triple-yes.

###### tastes like penny.

 

 

At least the ones that are clean.

[Big_Pete 0]

Yes - But why wouldn't I lick a chick's chocolate starfish? I date hot women who are very clean and very well kept

Yes - If I knew that I'd be getting it regularly, I'd always be shaved/waxed down there. I take 2 showers a day, sometimes 3, so cleanliness wouldn't be an issue.

Yes - Why not date/marry someone who fulfills your needs/desires/fantasies? I mean, if I liked to get my ass licked, why would I hold it against a girl for licking it? Sounds like you'd be a hypocrite if you held it against her.

[IGotWorms 3,326]

Yes - If I knew that I'd be getting it regularly, I'd always be shaved/waxed down there. I take 2 showers a day, sometimes 3, so cleanliness wouldn't be an issue.

 

Wow, the evidence of your extreme gheyness just keeps mounting. You're getting into "Richard Simmons ghey" territory here.

[gocolts 300]

Wow, the evidence of your extreme gheyness just keeps mounting. You're getting into "Richard Simmons ghey" territory here.

What the fock is he doing everyday where he would need 3 focking showers in a day, ghey porn???

[IGotWorms 3,326]

What the fock is he doing everyday where he would need 3 focking showers in a day, ghey porn???

 

Bukkake

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

What the fock is he doing everyday where he would need 3 focking showers in a day, ghey porn???

He indicated 2 or 3 showers sometimes. There are plenty of times where I have taken 2 or 3 showers in a day. I get up first thing in the morning and I take a shower. Then, I end up doing yardwork or something else of a strenuous type and I end up taking another shower that I had not planned on around lunch time. Then, I might work out and I take a shower before I go out or go to bed.

 

How you can turn that into a ghey thing is beyond me. Big Pete has plenty of things that you can give him crap about. This is not one of them.

 

Now, can we get back to the starfish licking?

[Big_Pete 0]

He indicated 2 or 3 showers sometimes. There are plenty of times where I have taken 2 or 3 showers in a day. I get up first thing in the morning and I take a shower. Then, I end up doing yardwork or something else of a strenuous type and I end up taking another shower that I had not planned on around lunch time. Then, I might work out and I take a shower before I go out or go to bed.

 

How you can turn that into a ghey thing is beyond me. Big Pete has plenty of things that you can give him crap about. This is not one of them.

 

Now, can we get back to the starfish licking?

Thanks, and you pretty much hit the nail on the head.

Morning = 1

IF I go to gym during day = 2

Before I go to bed = 3

 

If I workout at night, I only shower before bed, it's usually only if I do something during the day/afternoon such as going to gym, or outdoor activities that will warrant me taking a shower during the day.

Also, sometimes if it's REALLY hot outside I'll take one during the day just to cool down, but it's more of a cool down shower, not necessarily a cleanliness shower.

[gocolts 300]

He indicated 2 or 3 showers sometimes. There are plenty of times where I have taken 2 or 3 showers in a day. I get up first thing in the morning and I take a shower. Then, I end up doing yardwork or something else of a strenuous type and I end up taking another shower that I had not planned on around lunch time. Then, I might work out and I take a shower before I go out or go to bed.

 

How you can turn that into a ghey thing is beyond me. Big Pete has plenty of things that you can give him crap about. This is not one of them.

 

Now, can we get back to the starfish licking?

Damn man, I was focking kidding. I know he is not focking ghey, I seen the video of him banging the hot fitness model. He is a born stud. Everybody here knows that is a fact of life. Hell, one chick was on here saying he was easily the best she ever had. Sorry for the confusion. I should have know since to/too being miss used focks you up so bad you completely lose your train of thought and comprehension. My bad.

[IGotWorms 3,326]

I was actually getting at Big_Pete's statement that he would wax his ass. That is uber-focking ghey.

[itsbigmoni 1]

No

No

No

 

Maybe i'm not old enough yet. I had a fockbuddy for about 2 years and at first i use to think after a while we'd try more and more experimental stuff but we never got too crazy. At first she wouldn't swallow or anything but after a while she would let me finish anywhere except her face. I would use my fingers on her bunghole but no penetration. I'm sure eventually i would've given her the shocker/spocker but it never got to that point. Maybe 2 years isn't long enough for me to be comfortable enough to do that. I don't ever see myself licking bunghole though.

[SUXBNME 1,343]

I'll take 3 no's for 1000, Alex.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Thanks, and you pretty much hit the nail on the head.

Morning = 1

IF I go to gym during day = 2

Before I go to bed = 3

 

If I workout at night, I only shower before bed, it's usually only if I do something during the day/afternoon such as going to gym, or outdoor activities that will warrant me taking a shower during the day.

Also, sometimes if it's REALLY hot outside I'll take one during the day just to cool down, but it's more of a cool down shower, not necessarily a cleanliness shower.

 

I am also for conservation, but either these folks are shut-ins or they have poor hygiene. Last time I checked, being a hom0 was related to sucking a d!ck or having relations with someone of the same sex in other ways. Being clean or having fresh water with soap going across your body when you get a little sweaty does not fit that criteria.

[listen2me 23 1,549]

I was actually getting at Big_Pete's statement that he would wax his ass. That is uber-focking ghey.

 

It's funny they skipped that part completely and went to the shower thing.

 

I guess Waxing buttholes is the norm for them and the people they hangout with

[SUXBNME 1,343]

Wow, the evidence of your extreme gheyness just keeps mounting. You're getting into "Richard Simmons ghey" territory here.

I heard that TNG gave Peetie Hep-C

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Damn man, I was focking kidding. I know he is not focking ghey, I seen the video of him banging the hot fitness model. He is a born stud. Everybody here knows that is a fact of life. Hell, one chick was on here saying he was easily the best she ever had. Sorry for the confusion. I should have know since to/too being miss used focks you up so bad you completely lose your train of thought and comprehension. My bad.

 

 

WTF are you saying here?

[listen2me 23 1,549]

No

No

No

 

Maybe i'm not old enough yet. I had a fockbuddy for about 2 years and at first i use to think after a while we'd try more and more experimental stuff but we never got too crazy. At first she wouldn't swallow or anything but after a while she would let me finish anywhere except her face. I would use my fingers on her bunghole but no penetration. I'm sure eventually i would've given her the shocker/spocker but it never got to that point. Maybe 2 years isn't long enough for me to be comfortable enough to do that. I don't ever see myself licking bunghole though.

 

You sound more like you are 70 than too young.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

It's funny they skipped that part completely and went to the shower thing.

 

I guess Waxing buttholes is the norm for them and the people they hangout with

WTF is the "they" thing?

 

gocolts is the one that brought up the shower thing and that is where I chimed in. It is funny that you skipped over the important parts.

 

Now, waxing a ###### for a guy is on the effeminate side. No question on that.

[TheNewGirl 1,039]

No.

No.

No.

 

 

 

Never done it, never had it done to me. I suppose that if I HAD done it, I wouldn't mind marrying someone that did it regularly...I don't know.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I was actually getting at Big_Pete's statement that he would wax his ass. That is uber-focking ghey.

 

I might be out of practice as to what the single folks do these days, but I think that waxing your butt (if you are a guy) is over the top. However, I know a lot of women who thought that shaving their bush 12-15 years ago was only for porn stars. Things have changed.

 

With all of that said, I will keep my hairy ass.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

No.

No.

No.

Never done it, never had it done to me. I suppose that if I HAD done it, I wouldn't mind marrying someone that did it regularly...I don't know.

 

 

Wanna try it?

[IGotWorms 3,326]

Damn man, I was focking kidding. I know he is not focking ghey, I seen the video of him banging the hot fitness model. He is a born stud. Everybody here knows that is a fact of life. Hell, one chick was on here saying he was easily the best she ever had. Sorry for the confusion. I should have know since to/too being miss used focks you up so bad you completely lose your train of thought and comprehension. My bad.

 

 

You're gullible, dude.

[TheNewGirl 1,039]

Wanna try it?

 

 

the only way I will get to try it is if my husband wants to do it. He doesn't. Guess I will have to go through this life with never having had my

bunghole licked.

[gocolts 300]

WTF are you saying here?

 

I guess it's time for me to leave.

[itsbigmoni 1]

You sound more like you are 70 than too young.

 

Maybe thats the problem. I don't really have much of an interest to try anal sex either. If the girl wanted to i would probably give i a try, but i don't think i'd bring it up or try to persuade a girl to try it.

[Me_2006 14]

Yes. I was actually surprised that it's just like skin.

 

No. Just not comfortable with that. Plus, I'm ticklish.

 

No. Any chick that does that isn't for me, since I don't want it and I wouldn't really be cool with her having done it.

[Saint Elistan 106]

Guess I will have to go through this life with never having had my bunghole licked.

 

This is a travesty.

[IGotWorms 3,326]

I might be out of practice as to what the single folks do these days, but I think that waxing your butt (if you are a guy) is over the top. However, I know a lot of women who thought that shaving their bush 12-15 years ago was only for porn stars. Things have changed.

 

A guy waxing his ass is and always will be uber-ghey. Pretty much the only exception is if you're swimming in the Olympics.

[itsbigmoni 1]

A guy waxing his ass is and always will be uber-ghey. Pretty much the only exception is if you're swimming in the Olympics.

 

I don't see how that's not ghey. I understand the chest hair shaving and all that, but i don't see how shaving your ass will help you swim faster.

[IGotWorms 3,326]

I don't see how that's not ghey. I understand the chest hair shaving and all that, but i don't see how shaving your ass will help you swim faster.

 

Ok, so there are no exceptions.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I don't see how that's not ghey. I understand the chest hair shaving and all that, but i don't see how shaving your ass will help you swim faster.

 

Apparently, you are not an athlete. That .00000000001 of a second due to drag from the bulge of the hair on the butt crack could be the difference between Gold and no medal at all.

 

I bet you would not even consider taking steroids, too.

[TheNewGirl 1,039]

This is a travesty.

 

I guess...but having never given or received, I guess I will never know.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

the only way I will get to try it is if my husband wants to do it. He doesn't. Guess I will have to go through this life with never having had my

bunghole licked.

 

Why are you not playful tonight (or lately)? I would have expected more playful banter on this one.

 

However, since you opened the door, did you and the hubby have this discussion before? It sounds like you have asked and he said no, or you feel uncomfortable asking. I don't know what you think, but I think that everything can be discussed within the confines of a marriage. If you want him to tie you up and bang you in the ass from behind or if you want him to go down a little lower when he is eating you out, then you should be able to ask for it. He might say "no", but you should be very comfortable in asking for it if that is what you want.

 

If I were in that situation and my wife says "no" to something that does not really hurt anyone else and is not too over the top, then I would have a problem with that in my relationship. Agree?

[TheNewGirl 1,039]

Why are you not playful tonight (or lately)? I would have expected more playful banter on this one.

 

However, since you opened the door, did you and the hubby have this discussion before? It sounds like you have asked and he said no, or you feel uncomfortable asking. I don't know what you think, but I think that everything can be discussed within the confines of a marriage. If you want him to tie you up and bang you in the ass from behind or if you want him to go down a little lower when he is eating you out, then you should be able to ask for it. He might say "no", but you should be very comfortable in asking for it if that is what you want.

 

If I were in that situation and my wife says "no" to something that does not really hurt anyone else and is not too over the top, then I would have a problem with that in my relationship. Agree?

 

 

Not feeling too playful tonight, I suppose.

 

I am comfy with asking, and I have, though it probably hasn't been serious when I asked. He rarely eats at the Y, so I don't get much of a chance to ask him to "go a little lower" or whatever.

 

I have never been tied up, but also never really thought to ask. I guess I am kinda vanilla when it comes to sex.

 

Maybe he thinks that stuff is too "over the top" or maybe he's just lazy. I don't really know.

[listen2me 23 1,549]

Not feeling too playful tonight, I suppose.

 

I am comfy with asking, and I have, though it probably hasn't been serious when I asked. He rarely eats at the Y, so I don't get much of a chance to ask him to "go a little lower" or whatever.

 

I have never been tied up, but also never really thought to ask. I guess I am kinda vanilla when it comes to sex.

 

Maybe he thinks that stuff is too "over the top" or maybe he's just lazy. I don't really know.

 

 

drill his Ass with a strapon