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USA's Happiest States = Where's yours?

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Here are the top 10 states and their average well-being scores (out of a possible 100 points):

 

1) Utah: 69.2

2) Hawaii: 68.2

3) Wyoming: 68

4) Colorado: 67.3

Minnesota: 67.3

6) Maryland: 67.1

Washington: 67.1

8) Massachusetts: 67

9) California: 67

10) Arizona: 66

 

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And the Bottom:

 

41. Michigan: 64.0

42. Tennessee: 64.0

43. Oklahoma: 64.0

44. Missouri: 63.8

45. Indiana: 63.3

46. Arkansas: 62.9

47. Ohio: 62.8

48. Mississippi: 61.9

49. Kentucky: 61.4

50. West Virginia: 61.2

 

 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33830268/ns/he...alth/?GT1=43001

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I'm not sure if WV is last because they're the least happy or because they're too busy porkin' their cousins to care about a stupid poll.

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I assumed Hawaii would be up there at number 1 but Utah? What is this ooootaaahh they speak of? That one kind of caught me off guard?

 

Im kinda surprised michigan is not lower.

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I assumed Hawaii would be up there at number 1 but Utah? What is this ooootaaahh they speak of? That one kind of caught me off guard?

 

Im kinda surprised michigan is not lower.

 

Agreed, but remember Utah = Mormons = multiple wives = :thumbsdown: .

 

I expected to see Michigan in the bottom 3, so, i guess that is a good thing. I am sure 2 years ago we were, things are starting to rebound a bit. I think Ann Arbor alone raises it, those hippies are some happy m-fers.

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The difference between 69 and 61 isn't really that big. Looks like we're all miserable.

:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Obama :mad:

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New Jersey coming in at #25, right in the middle of the pack. There's no way we're happier than 25 other states, I call BS.

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I think Ann Arbor alone raises it, those hippies are some happy m-fers.

Maybe that has to do with the liberal view of weed?

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The difference between 69 and 61 isn't really that big. Looks like we're all miserable.

 

no, 69 indicates much more to happiness the 61 in my book.

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#33 here

 

All the rest of Alabama sucks. Huntsville, in the mountains, guided missle capital of the world, nasa, engineering geniusses, has us as the #2 city in America for raising a family!

 

Birmingham is horrible, Montgomery is even worse, Tuscalloosa who focking cares about that university, gulf shores is about the only other cool place in the whole state. Mobile is Ok i suppose.

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Could easily be wrong about this but I get the impression that it's like a virtue to be happy if you're a Mormon. They try their best to project happiness/be happy.

 

Like Hitler said, if you tell a lie long enough you start to believe it...I think the connection between :thumbsup: and virtuousness is so strong with them, that the desire to project it makes them wind up being generally more placid than other people. Either way, they're going to want to give feedback that reflects they're happy.

 

Not trying to knock them, wouldn't be surprised if that's what's up there though.

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of course Utah is #1, I would love to be able to get married as many times as I want without going to jail. :banana:

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of course Utah is #1, I would love to be able to get married and divorced as many times as I want without going to jail. :(

 

fixxedered. :thumbsdown:

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Wouldn't expect you guys to equate multiple wives with happiness. Concubines, yeah.

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Lived most all of my life in #8 (Mass) but now live in #9 (CA)

 

I don't know how they got these ranking but California people seem a lot lot happier than Massachusetts people. People in Mass are way more uptight and complain about everything.

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wisconsin at 24...it varies due to football games....

 

last week-loss at tampa...closer to #40..

 

this week, win over michigan and the cowboys...bump us up, johnny :pointstosky:

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Lived most all of my life in #8 (Mass) but now live in #9 (CA)

 

I don't know how they got these ranking but California people seem a lot lot happier than Massachusetts people. People in Mass are way more uptight and complain about everything.

But they are happy to do it!

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Basically from this list, you could conclude that backwardsass, inbred fockers are generally unhappier then Mormons, Samoans, and flaming homosexuals. :rolleyes:

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Isn't seattle the suicide capital of the US? Yet Washington is #7??

 

Kinda retarded.....Is this a Newbie list?

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