Panel Clears Way for Mosque Near Ground Zero

[Saint Elistan 106]

I dare you to watch this 2 minute video.

 

Are you yankin' mah chain?

 

The Minneapolis Airport considers, but rejects a proposal to allow Muslim Taxi Drivers to have a different color light to signal that they do not carry passengers that have alcohol on them.

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Target giving Muslim cashiers the option to wear gloves, change positions in the store, or transfer locations to avoid touching pork products.

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A Couple busted for possession of 1000lbs of "Khat" - a hallucinogen popular in Somalia.

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Sharia Law in Minnesota.

 

Wow.

[Gepetto 1,368]

Are you yankin' mah chain?

 

The Minneapolis Airport considers, but rejects a proposal to allow Muslim Taxi Drivers to have a different color light to signal that they do not carry passengers that have alcohol on them.

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Target giving Muslim cashiers the option to wear gloves, change positions in the store, or transfer locations to avoid touching pork products.

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A Couple busted for possession of 1000lbs of "Khat" - a hallucinogen popular in Somalia.

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Sharia Law in Minnesota.

 

Wow.

 

I have to agree with St Eliston on this one.

[mobb_deep 920]

I'll have to disagree. I think that a lot of people, including the right wing whackos, know for sure the Muslims are planning to fock us. Again.

 

I don't think that's a particularly politically correct view.

 

Are you saying that Muslims are a little pissed off that we're occupying two Muslim countries and support Israel blindly? Imagine that.

[Turducken 0]

Are you yankin' mah chain?

 

The Minneapolis Airport considers, but rejects a proposal to allow Muslim Taxi Drivers to have a different color light to signal that they do not carry passengers that have alcohol on them.

+

Target giving Muslim cashiers the option to wear gloves, change positions in the store, or transfer locations to avoid touching pork products.

+

A Couple busted for possession of 1000lbs of "Khat" - a hallucinogen popular in Somalia.

=

Sharia Law in Minnesota.

 

Wow.

That's fox news for you.

[gocolts 300]

Are you yankin' mah chain?

 

The Minneapolis Airport considers, but rejects a proposal to allow Muslim Taxi Drivers to have a different color light to signal that they do not carry passengers that have alcohol on them.

+

Target giving Muslim cashiers the option to wear gloves, change positions in the store, or transfer locations to avoid touching pork products.

+

A Couple busted for possession of 1000lbs of "Khat" - a hallucinogen popular in Somalia.

=

Sharia Law in Minnesota.

 

Wow.

So you do not believe that there are muslims that want us to recognize Sharia Law??

[NorthernVike 2,086]

Quit posting emotioncons just to pad your post numbers

[Turducken 0]

Quit posting emotioncons just to pad your post numbers

[Saint Elistan 106]

So you do not believe that there are muslims that want to recognize Sharia Law??

Of course there are Muslims that want to obey Sharia Law in their lives. What kind of focking Muslims would they be if they didn't?

 

And I'm sure there are lots of Islamic advocacy groups that would love to bring certain aspects of Sharia Law into our way of life. But they're just that - advocacy groups. It will never happen.

 

Last I checked it was Congress that made laws.

[NorthernVike 2,086]

It's a bit of an inside joke between Me and um...me.

 

 

 

Also...shut the fock up asshat.

[NorthernVike 2,086]

Of course there are Muslims that want to obey Sharia Law in their lives. What kind of focking Muslims would they be if they didn't?

According to other ragheads...dead.

[Turducken 0]

So you do not believe that there are muslims that want us to recognize Sharia Law??

It's the same as jews wanting to wear their silly little hats.

[Saint Elistan 106]

It's the same as jews wanting to wear their silly little hats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHk4vu8xEQc

[gocolts 300]

Of course there are Muslims that want to obey Sharia Law in their lives. What kind of focking Muslims would they be if they didn't?

 

And I'm sure there are lots of Islamic advocacy groups that would love to bring certain aspects of Sharia Law into our way of life. But they're just that - advocacy groups. It will never happen.

 

Last I checked it was Congress that made laws.

Well that's all I was suggesting a few posts back, yet you tripped out on me.

 

As PB mentioned earlier, anyone who has paid any attention whatsoever to other countries politics know this is the plan, to make everyone change to their beliefs, not tolerance. It is crystal clear they are just using our own laws against us. Hell, they are not even really hiding that fact.

[MDC 7,426]

They're trying to change our way of life! So we have to change our way of life first!

[Turducken 0]

It is crystal clear they are just using our own laws against us. Hell, they are not even really hiding that fact.

Congrats, you just managed to say the same thing in two successive sentences.

[gocolts 300]

They're trying to change our way of life! So we have to change our way of life first!

[Saint Elistan 106]

Well that's all I was suggesting a few posts back, yet you tripped out on me.

 

No, you said "I dare you to watch this video". And the video said, and I quote, "Minnesota is well on it's way to being the first Somalia-Muslim State".

[Turducken 0]

No, you said "I dare you to watch this video". And the video said, and I quote, "Minnesota is well on it's way to being the first Somalia-Muslim State".

Careful, you are falling into the classic RP/GoColts retard logic trap.

 

His next post will read:

 

Well I never said I believe what is in the video.

[mobb_deep 920]

Congrats, you just managed to say the same thing in two successive sentences.

 

I lol'd

[gocolts 300]

No, you said "I dare you to watch this video". And the video said, and I quote, "Minnesota is well on it's way to being the first Somalia-Muslim State".

Christ, are you kidding me now. I was just trying to make sure you watched it. I just did a search and found it right then, I didn't name the thing. I was simply showing you there is an element of the muslims that want us to change our ways for them. I didn't think you(And a few others) realized that.

[gocolts 300]

I lol'd

[Saint Elistan 106]

Christ, are you kidding me now. I was just trying to make sure you watched it. I just did a search and found it right then, I didn't name the thing. I was simply showing you there is an element of the muslims that want us to change our ways for them. I didn't think you(And a few others) realized that.

 

Then you chose a poor example. None of the items mentioned in the video have anything to do with the way other people live their lives - they reflect how the Muslims live theirs.

 

Jews wear funny hats and chase after loose change. Muslims don't drink and are afraid of pigs.

 

And in the cases that you do find Muslims lobbying for changes in laws to reflect Shariah it's no different than any other group of like minded individuals trying to get their way. Still need to get by all three branches of Government.

[gocolts 300]

Then you chose a poor example. None of the items mentioned in the video have anything to do with the way other people live their lives - they reflect how the Muslims live theirs.

 

Jews wear funny hats and chase after loose change. Muslims don't drink and are afraid of pigs.

 

And in the cases that you do find Muslims lobbying for changes in laws to reflect Shariah it's no different than any other group of like minded individuals trying to get their way. Still need to get by all three branches of Government.

WOW. Color me focking shocked. It's like you are trying to play on semantics now. If not, I am clearly doing a horrible job of stating my 2 cents on this as it seems like you are taking each of my posts and applying some twisted meaning to them. Starting to remind me of wiffleball.

[drobeski 3,061]

Are you saying that Muslims are a little pissed off that we're occupying two Muslim countries and support Israel blindly? Imagine that.

Maybe religions shouldn't own countries.

[Saint Elistan 106]

You're saying that their is a Religion out there that sure would appreciate it if everyone else lived the way they did. And I'm (not) surprised to learn such a thing!

 

But for some reason you feel the need to demonstrate this point with a video of NotMel Gibson ranting about Muslims "taking over Minnesota" by asking that they be allowed to obey the teachings of the Koran.

 

Now you're upset that I'm saying it doesn't matter what some Muslims would like to change because they simply can't do it.

 

That's about the just of it, no?

[Me_2006 14]

It's a bit of an inside joke between Me and um...me.

 

 

 

Also...shut the fock up asshat.

[gocolts 300]

You're saying that their is a Religion out there that sure would appreciate it if everyone else lived the way they did. And I'm (not) surprised to learn such a thing!

 

But for some reason you feel the need to demonstrate this point with a video of NotMel Gibson ranting about Muslims "taking over Minnesota" by asking that they be allowed to obey the teachings of the Koran.

 

Now you're upset that I'm saying it doesn't matter what some Muslims would like to change because they simply can't do it.

 

That's about the just of it, no?

Not really. And no, I am not upset. I take full blame for not being able to communicate properly.

[Saint Elistan 106]

Not really. And no, I am not upset. I take full blame for not being able to communicate properly.

 

My bad then. I still love you.

[gocolts 300]

My bad then. I still love you.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Update: I still don't give a fock!!!

[SUXBNME 1,502]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHk4vu8xEQc

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s5GY2NY2wY

 

Kyle: Okay Ike, you're my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah. This is called a 'Dreidel'. You spin it and see where it lands, and you sing this song..

 

I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay

And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall play.

Oh, Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay

Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.

Kyle: Now you try it Ike. Just spin it with your fingers like this..

[ike sings mini song to the tune]

 

Cartman: Hey, what the hell are you doing?

Kyle: Oh, hey Cartman.. We're playing dreidel, you wanna try?

Cartman: Sure!

 

Cartman: Here's a little dreidel

That's small and made of clay

But i'm not gonna play with it

'Cos dreidel's ###### gay.

 

Kyle: Hey, Shut your mouth, fatass!

C: Jews, play stupid games..

Jews, that's why they're lame.

 

|| C: Jews, play stupid games..

|| Jews, that's why they're lame.

|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel

|| I made you out of clay

|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel

|| With Dreidel I shall play.

 

Stan: Hey, what's going on? Oh, it's that hanukkah thing..

Cartman: It's soooo amazing! You spin this thing on the ground and it goes round and round, I could watch it all day..

Stan: Let me try..

 

Stan: I'll try to make it spin..

It fell, i'll try again.

 

|| K: Oh, Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay

|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.

|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin

|| It fell, i'll try again.

 

|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay

|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.

|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin

|| It fell, i'll try again.

|| C: Jews, play stupid games..

|| Jews, that's why they're lame.

 

|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay

|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.

|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin

|| It fell, i'll try again.

|| C: Jews, play stupid games..

|| Jews, that's why they're lame!

 

Sheila: Hello Boys!

Kyle: Hi mom!

Sheila: Oh, how precious! You bots are all playing dreidel.. now you know that dreidel is a time-honoured tradition for the hebrew people.

Cartman: Yes we know, Ms Broflovski, it's so very insteresting..

Sheila: Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..

You'll know, our people always win!

|| Sheila: 'Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..

|| You'll know, our people always win!

|| C: Jews, play stupid games..

|| Jews, that's why they're lame!

 

Kyle: Oh, hi dad!

Gerald: Hello everybody.. say, can I join in?

Kyle: Sure..

K: I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay

And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall..

Everybody!

 

|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay

|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.

|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin

|| It fell, i'll try again.

|| C: Jews, play stupid games..

|| Jews, that's why they're lame.

|| Sheila: Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..

|| You'll know, our people always win! (Keep spinning!)

|| Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..

|| You're so hot, on that show..

 

|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay

|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.

|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin

|| It fell, i'll try again.

|| C: Jews, play stupid games..

|| Jews, that's why they're lame!

|| Sheila: 'Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..

|| You'll know, our people always win!

|| Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..

|| You're so hot, on that show..

 

Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..

You're so hot, on that show..

Courtney Cox, I.. uh?

Kyle: Dad, we're singing about a dreidel.

Gerald: Oh, sorry..

Sheila: We'll talk about this later, Gerald!

 

|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay

|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.

|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin

|| It fell, i'll try again.

|| C: Jews, play stupid games..

|| Jews, that's why they're lame.

|| Sheila: Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..

|| You'll know, our people always win!

|| Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..

|| You're so hot, on that show..

 

|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay

|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Drei-del-I-shall-plaaaay!

|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin

|| It fell, I-will-try-a-gaaaiin!

|| C: Jews, play stupid games..

|| Jews, jews, jews, jews, jews are lame!

|| Sheila: 'Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..

|| You'll know, our people always - our people always win the game!

|| Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..

|| You're so hot, Court-ney-I-love-yooooou!

[SUXBNME 1,502]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0IXsACBRco

[SUXBNME 1,502]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuhCtrTHW-s&feature=related

[Saint Elistan 106]

 

GOD FOCKING DAMMIT, GOCOLTS. I USED MY 4K POST ON TELLING YOU THAT I LOVE YOU.

[SUXBNME 1,502]

GOD FOCKING DAMMIT, GOCOLTS. I USED MY 4K POST ON TELLING YOU THAT I LOVE YOU.

I had phone sex with him on my 43d birfday

Does that help?

[Saint Elistan 106]

I had phone sex with him on my 43d birfday

Does that help?

And you wonder why I'm never giving you mah digits.

[gocolts 300]

GOD FOCKING DAMMIT, GOCOLTS. I USED MY 4K POST ON TELLING YOU THAT I LOVE YOU.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ETA: And the LEGEND that is gocolts continues to grow.

[gocolts 300]

I had phone sex with him on my 43d birfday

Does that help?

It sure helps me.

[buffalobillsffl2003 0]

Pakistani Elmo approves Taliban facility at Groundjew Zero.

 

http://www.mentalzero.com/Pakistani-Authorities-Beat-the-Piss-Out-of-a-Taliban-Member-903.html

[NorthernVike 2,086]

GOD FOCKING DAMMIT, GOCOLTS. I USED MY 4K POST ON TELLING YOU THAT I LOVE YOU.

This is sig worthy.

 

 

 

Do it gocolts, do it!