tikigods 76 Posted December 30, 2012 Captain Crunch actually has a first name. It's Horatio. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted December 30, 2012 62 degrees Fahrenheit is the minimum temperature required for a grasshopper to be able to hop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted December 30, 2012 The oldest cat on record is 38 years old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted December 30, 2012 Spam stands for Shoulder Pork and ham. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted December 30, 2012 For Newbie: The French equivalent of ‘LOL’ is ‘MDR’ or“mort de rire” which actually means “dying with laughter.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted December 30, 2012 For Newbie: The French equivalent of ‘LOL’ is ‘MDRMDRMDR’ or“mort de rire” which actually means “dying with laughter.” Fixed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted December 30, 2012 Petting a cat helps lower blood pressure, not just for humans, but for the cat also. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,626 Posted December 30, 2012 Cleopatra was actually Greek, not Egyptian. Napoleon was above average height for men in the time period in which he lived. The reason that everyone thinks he is short is because of propaganda by the English government. The english tried to discredit Napoleon and one of the ways they went about that was telling the whole world that he was a short. It might be the most effective propaganda ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sheadtoo 1 Posted December 30, 2012 It takes 3000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a years worth of footballs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted December 30, 2012 At age 47, the Rolling Stones' bassist, Bill Wyman, began a relationship with 13-year old Mandy Smith, with her mother's blessing. Six years later, they were married, but the marriage only lasted a year. Not long after, Bill's 30-year-old son Stephen married Mandy's mother, age 46. That made Stephen a stepfather to his former stepmother. If Bill and Mandy had remained married, Stephen would have been his father's father-in-law and his own grandpa. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted December 30, 2012 Wilma Flintstone's maiden name was Wilma Slaghoopal, and Betty Rubble's maiden name was Betty Jean Mcbricker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted December 30, 2012 Ke$ha reportedly scored a 1500 on her SAT’s (which is a near perfect score) and has an IQ of over 140 putting her in the “Near Genius” category. She is also infamous for having a nude photo of her floating around the internet with a cum shot on her chest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted December 30, 2012 Bacon cures nosebleeds. A new medical study recommends a method called "nasal packing with strips of cured pork" as an effective way to treat uncontrollable nosebleeds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JTB 52 Posted December 30, 2012 Yep, the same posters that render every other thread useless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted December 30, 2012 Yep, the same posters that render every other thread useless. Troll. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted December 30, 2012 Yep, the same posters that render every other thread useless. JTB is a pole smoking cvmswapping welcher troll dickweed helmet-wearing window licking balloon headed loser..................but this is useless information cuz everyone already knows this. See what I did there? now get with the program, Jaggoff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted December 30, 2012 There's a road named "Farfrompoopen" in Arkansas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted December 30, 2012 The worm is hermaphroditic, or bisexual; it can self-fertilize or mate with another of its species. It's also been known to practice law on low-rent FFB message boards without a license. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted December 30, 2012 The worm is hermaphroditic, or bisexual; it can self-fertilize or mate with another of its species. It's also been known to practice law on low-rent FFB message boards without a license. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted December 30, 2012 The King Ranch in Texas is bigger than the state of Rhode Island. It comprises 1.25 million acres and was the first ranch in the world to be completely fenced in. At one time its borders were guarded by armed patrol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted December 30, 2012 Men are twice as likely to post updates on social networking sites such as Facebook and Twitter after sex. Except TBBOM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted December 30, 2012 Men are twice as likely to post updates on social networking sites such as Facebook and Twitter after sex. Except TBBOM. Last update TBBOM sent out was via fax. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted December 30, 2012 Last update TBBOM sent out was via fax. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted December 30, 2012 Your earlobes line up with your nipples. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted December 31, 2012 Your earlobes line up with your nipples. Have you been peeking in my window? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted December 31, 2012 The men who served as guards along the Great Wall of China in the Middle Ages were often born on the wall, grew up there, married there, died there, and were buried within it. Many of these guards never left the wall in their entire lives. Not only that, they couldn't watch Youtube vids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remote controller 143 Posted December 31, 2012 Clorox bleach will become saline solution if it sits long enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remote controller 143 Posted December 31, 2012 Hormel's "potted meat" credits beaks and nails on ingredients list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted December 31, 2012 I just farted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,596 Posted December 31, 2012 I just farted. I just smelt it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted December 31, 2012 "The whole nine yards" is still an etymological holy grail. - To date, no one knows exactly how this came to be - even though you'll find plenty on the innerwebs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,596 Posted December 31, 2012 "The whole nine yards" is still an etymological holy grail. - To date, no one knows exactly how this came to be - even though you'll find plenty on the innerwebs. Has to do with a barrel length, I believe. (According to some historian on Pawn Stars, anyhoo) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted December 31, 2012 Has to do with a barrel length, I believe. (According to some historian on Pawn Stars, anyhoo) Anothe fallacy - Can you imagine a 27 foot barrel? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,596 Posted December 31, 2012 Anothe fallacy - Can you imagine a 27 foot barrel? Yea...guess I misunderstood...The term is based on the length of an ammunition belt shot from a bomber back in one of the wars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,596 Posted December 31, 2012 Anothe fallacy - Can you imagine a 27 foot barrel? The USS Missouri had a 60ft + long barrel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,606 Posted December 31, 2012 The bawl-sack is the greatest temp gauge the human body uses to determine body temps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,135 Posted December 31, 2012 Sometimes only my right nipple gets hard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,606 Posted December 31, 2012 Sometimes only my right nipple gets hard. Twins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 714 Posted December 31, 2012 Sometimes only my right nipple gets hard. Don't you just hate it when the wrong nipple gets hard? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
