Name A Secret Talent You Have You're Not Proud Of

[BunnysBastatrds 2,664]

I can chug a sixteen ounce draft beer in two seconds.

[NewbieJr 541]

I can wiggle my ears and flip my eyelids inside out.

[OldMaid 2,136]

I can burp on demand. I know... sexy, huh?

[Little Rusty 19]

wow.......you should make a video

 

I can chug a sixteen ounce draft beer in two seconds.

[Little Rusty 19]

that freaks me out

 

I can flip my eyelids inside out.

[Little Rusty 19]

nice

 

I can burp on demand. I know... sexy, huh?

[Electric Mayhem 35]

Are you really not proud of your beer chugging expertise? I think not. I think you just wanted to tell people you can chug fast.

 

When I think of talents you aren't proud of, I think of stuff like you can eat a brick of without vomiting or you can stick your tongue up your own butt.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,664]

Are you really not proud of your beer chugging expertise? I think not. I think you just wanted to tell people you can chug fast.

 

When I think of talents you aren't proud of, I think of stuff like you can eat a brick of ###### without vomiting or you can stick your tongue up your own butt.

 

 

I can only do it with Coors Light.

[Electric Mayhem 35]

See, there you go. You can drink Coors Light - that's a talent you should not be proud of.

[NewbieJr 541]

_{I can clap with one hand. I can whack-off with either hand (actually, I am proud of that one), I can suck air into my nose and close my nostrils.}

[Mungwater 601]

I know how to shotgun a beer out of a bottle, after doing it four or five times, uncle mung needs to take a break

[BunnysBastatrds 2,664]

I know how to shotgun a beer out of a bottle, after doing it four or five times, uncle mung needs to take a break

 

How?

[Mungwater 601]

 

How?

Burn a hole in a straw and bend it to make a 1 shape, with about an inch before the bend. Blow through the bottom to make sure there isn't any air getting through. Stick the long end in the bottle with the little part sticking out. Before you pound the beer make sure you leave that little part out of your mouth. Then just chug the beer, the air will go through the straw and the beer just flies down.

 

I've shown it to wiff and bert..

[BunnysBastatrds 2,664]

Burn a hole in a straw and bend it to make a 1 shape, with about an inch before the bend. Blow through the bottom to make sure there isn't any air getting through. Stick the long end in the bottle with the little part sticking out. Before you pound the beer make sure you leave that little part out of your mouth. Then just chug the beer, the air will go through the straw and the beer just flies down.

 

I've shown it to wiff and bert..

 

 

[patweisers44 865]

i can drink a fifth of Jim Beam and still stand still.

[SUXBNME 1,609]

See, there you go. You can drink Coors Light - that's a talent you should not be proud of.

Fock off, whoore

[SUXBNME 1,609]

i can drink a quart of monkey and still stand still.

Fixed

[Voltaire 5,505]

I rip out my armpit hair when I'm in the shower.

[OldMaid 2,136]

I rip out my armpit hair when I'm in the shower.

That's a talent?

[Voltaire 5,505]

That's a talent?

It's quite painful but I clearly have a superhuman pain threshold.

[OldMaid 2,136]

It's quite painful but I clearly have a superhuman pain threshold.

I think that may be more of a neurosis, than a talent. Isn't there a medical term for that?

[SUXBNME 1,609]

. Isn't there a medical term for that?

Chinaman

[shotsup 835]

I can burp on demand. I know... sexy, huh?

Meh everyone can do that. I came to this thread (whoa) to say I can fart on demand.

 

I am a real catch huh.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,664]

 I can eat yer mom out 

[MikeMatt 439]

10 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 I can eat yer mom out 

While she farts in your face ? Like mother like son. :fart:

[easilyscan 1,028]

I can impersonate Karl Childers & Teddy KGB to a T, but only when I'm drunk. 

Ya got any fried taters in there, ummmmm..... how much ya want fur um?

[Maximum Overkill 2,536]

I can make your Mom squirt