BunnysBastatrds 2,664 Posted May 31, 2013 I can chug a sixteen ounce draft beer in two seconds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted May 31, 2013 I can wiggle my ears and flip my eyelids inside out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,136 Posted May 31, 2013 I can burp on demand. I know... sexy, huh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Little Rusty 19 Posted May 31, 2013 wow.......you should make a video I can chug a sixteen ounce draft beer in two seconds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Little Rusty 19 Posted May 31, 2013 that freaks me out I can flip my eyelids inside out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Little Rusty 19 Posted May 31, 2013 nice I can burp on demand. I know... sexy, huh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted May 31, 2013 Are you really not proud of your beer chugging expertise? I think not. I think you just wanted to tell people you can chug fast. When I think of talents you aren't proud of, I think of stuff like you can eat a brick of without vomiting or you can stick your tongue up your own butt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,664 Posted May 31, 2013 Are you really not proud of your beer chugging expertise? I think not. I think you just wanted to tell people you can chug fast. When I think of talents you aren't proud of, I think of stuff like you can eat a brick of ###### without vomiting or you can stick your tongue up your own butt. I can only do it with Coors Light. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electric Mayhem 35 Posted May 31, 2013 See, there you go. You can drink Coors Light - that's a talent you should not be proud of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted May 31, 2013 I can clap with one hand. I can whack-off with either hand (actually, I am proud of that one), I can suck air into my nose and close my nostrils. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 601 Posted May 31, 2013 I know how to shotgun a beer out of a bottle, after doing it four or five times, uncle mung needs to take a break Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,664 Posted May 31, 2013 I know how to shotgun a beer out of a bottle, after doing it four or five times, uncle mung needs to take a break How? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 601 Posted May 31, 2013 How? Burn a hole in a straw and bend it to make a 1 shape, with about an inch before the bend. Blow through the bottom to make sure there isn't any air getting through. Stick the long end in the bottle with the little part sticking out. Before you pound the beer make sure you leave that little part out of your mouth. Then just chug the beer, the air will go through the straw and the beer just flies down. I've shown it to wiff and bert.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,664 Posted May 31, 2013 Burn a hole in a straw and bend it to make a 1 shape, with about an inch before the bend. Blow through the bottom to make sure there isn't any air getting through. Stick the long end in the bottle with the little part sticking out. Before you pound the beer make sure you leave that little part out of your mouth. Then just chug the beer, the air will go through the straw and the beer just flies down. I've shown it to wiff and bert.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 865 Posted May 31, 2013 i can drink a fifth of Jim Beam and still stand still. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,609 Posted May 31, 2013 See, there you go. You can drink Coors Light - that's a talent you should not be proud of. Fock off, whoore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,609 Posted May 31, 2013 i can drink a quart of monkey and still stand still. Fixed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,505 Posted May 31, 2013 I rip out my armpit hair when I'm in the shower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,136 Posted May 31, 2013 I rip out my armpit hair when I'm in the shower. That's a talent? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,505 Posted May 31, 2013 That's a talent? It's quite painful but I clearly have a superhuman pain threshold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,136 Posted May 31, 2013 It's quite painful but I clearly have a superhuman pain threshold. I think that may be more of a neurosis, than a talent. Isn't there a medical term for that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,609 Posted May 31, 2013 . Isn't there a medical term for that? Chinaman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 835 Posted June 1, 2013 I can burp on demand. I know... sexy, huh?Meh everyone can do that. I came to this thread (whoa) to say I can fart on demand. I am a real catch huh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,664 Posted 20 hours ago I can eat yer mom out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 439 Posted 10 hours ago 10 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: I can eat yer mom out While she farts in your face ? Like mother like son. :fart: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 1,028 Posted 1 hour ago I can impersonate Karl Childers & Teddy KGB to a T, but only when I'm drunk. Ya got any fried taters in there, ummmmm..... how much ya want fur um? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maximum Overkill 2,536 Posted 1 hour ago I can make your Mom squirt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites