***The Official Seattle Seahawks 2013 Season Thread***

[Sho Nuff 720]

 

It's cringe inducing watching you lecture others on how popular they are. In case you've forgotten and if others do not realize, in a scientifically conducted survey at this very site, NewbieJr lost a popularity contest to 9/11. True story.

 

Also funny from a guy trotting out aliases and still can't win GOTY yet keeps claiming he wins it every year.

[Sho Nuff 720]

Your father should have jacked off in a stream instead of bringing you into the world. You are clueless. I don't give a rat's ass about where people live in relation to their favorite team. Clownfish roots for the Steelers because he has no self-esteem and decided to go championship chasing when he was little because the home town Cowboys fans were kicking his arse day in and day out. He's the worst kind of bandwagon fan--a championship chaser. Your another kind of moron when it comes to rooting for your team. You're a front runner. The season started and you said nothing about the Eagles. Then it looked like they could make the playoffs and you started shooting your mouth off about how the he Eagles would beat the Seahawks 48-13. Then the Eagles get their arses handed to them at home and you disappeared. In fact you are such a big Eagles fan that you haven't even bothered to post in the official Eagles thread. You are an uneducated front running dolt. Now go finish your week old chili and STFU

 

You admit he liked them since he was little...yet still try to call him a bandwagon jumper. That is great.

[Sho Nuff 720]

Hi Chime

[murf74 461]

 

You admit he liked them since he was little...yet still try to call him a bandwagon jumper. That is great.

 

I think there are at least 100 scenarios of fans being a bandwagon jumper in his eyes.

 

1. If they don't live in the city........= bandwagon jumper
2. If they never visited the city for a game.....= bandwagon jumper
3. If they don't know history of mascot names and phone numbers = bandwagon jumper
4. If the team in the history of the franchise has ever had a championship.....= bandwagon jumper
5. etc, etc
6. whatever story he can make up as last resort

But #4 above is why NO Seahawk fan can be a bandwagon jumper

[phillybear 366]

 

Also funny from a guy trotting out aliases and still can't win GOTY yet keeps claiming he wins it every year.

 

Well, I've won the popular vote in GOTY 5 times, including this past year as it's been well documented and validated. And I've stolen a few elections in the past, fair and square. I am just that damn good.

 

I voted for Giants Fan, and apparently him finishing in the top 4 in his bracket wasn't enough to send him along to next round, so what does that tell you?

[FlaHawker 24]

Front running?? LOL You're as funny as you are retarded. Yeah, I was front running last year when the Eagles were 4-12.

 

You should pause and count to ten before deciding to ever post anything. Because you actually appear dumber each time a new post appears. Now go back to sucking dude's cacks for a living, Cumguzzler.

Geez you can't comprehend

[Sho Nuff 720]

 

Well, I've won the popular vote in GOTY 5 times, including this past year as it's been well documented and validated. And I've stolen a few elections in the past, fair and square. I am just that damn good.

 

I voted for Giants Fan, and apparently him finishing in the top 4 in his bracket wasn't enough to send him along to next round, so what does that tell you?

 

You just keep telling yourself this.

If that makes your sad existence feel better in your eyes.

[FlaHawker 24]

 

You admit he liked them since he was little...yet still try to call him a bandwagon jumper. That is great.

Hi Chime A bandwagoner is a bandwagoner. There is no expiration date,

[FlaHawker 24]

 

I think there are at least 100 scenarios of fans being a bandwagon jumper in his eyes.

 

1. If they don't live in the city........= bandwagon jumper
2. If they never visited the city for a game.....= bandwagon jumper
3. If they don't know history of mascot names and phone numbers = bandwagon jumper
4. If the team in the history of the franchise has ever had a championship.....= bandwagon jumper
5. etc, etc
6. whatever story he can make up as last resort

But #4 above is why NO Seahawk fan can be a bandwagon jumper

Murf you are slow. Let me simplify. if you picked your team because you saw them win a championship, you jumped on a bandwagon, you're a championship chaser. Simple.

[FlaHawker 24]

Now I've got people defending their fan hood. Too fockin easy

[phillybear 366]

 

You just keep telling yourself this.

If that makes your sad existence feel better in your eyes.

 

I win Geek of the Year in order to irritate people.

 

Guess it worked again, huh?

 

FACE.

[Sho Nuff 720]

Hi Chime A bandwagoner is a bandwagoner. There is no expiration date,

 

Someone who chooses a team when they are little and sticks with them all their life is not a bandwagon jumper.

But I don't expect someone of limited intelligence to understand that.

[Sho Nuff 720]

 

I win Geek of the Year in order to irritate people.

 

Guess it worked again, huh?

 

FACE.

 

Actually...you claim to win it to irritate people.

Worked?

Im not irritated by how sad of a person you are. I pity you.

[Kopy 572]

O.K.

 

Back to Seattle.

 

How many points do you guys think our Offense should score in order to compliment our Great Defense and a really good Special Teams? I'm not talking against any particular team. Just on average. It's also not our total points should the D or ST score.

It's really just looking at the O.

 

I'm thinking 20 points minimum? That's 4 Offensive positions going at 2 TD's and 2 Field Goals, 4 scores total. (Of course I'll take more.)

 

But should Russell Wilson putting up 20 be enough to win most of the time?

[NewbieJr 541]

Imagine a life where you have no woman, ride the bus to work, don't have a cell phone, have eaten yourself into getting diabetes, and the biggest part of your year is the Geek of the Year voting on a low traffic messageboard. Where you and your aliases personally represent about 25% of the votes.

 

I think I'm pulling for Seattle now just out of pity. Give the poor loser something to be happy about.

[FlaHawker 24]

 

Actually...you claim to win it to irritate people.

Worked?

Im not irritated by how sad of a person you are. I pity you.

No you're not irritated. You just respond over and over for the hell of it!

[Kopy 572]

O.K.

 

Back to Seattle.

 

How many points do you guys think our Offense should score in order to compliment our Great Defense and a really good Special Teams? I'm not talking against any particular team. Just on average. It's also not our total points should the D or ST score.

It's really just looking at the O.

 

I'm thinking 20 points minimum? That's 4 Offensive positions going at 2 TD's and 2 Field Goals, 4 scores total. (Of course I'll take more.)

 

But should Russell Wilson putting up 20 be enough to win most of the time?

Actually, I just thought of a less confussing way to put my question.

 

If Russell Wilson can put the ball in the endzone 3 times a game. Should this guarantee a win 9 out of 10 times as good as our D and ST are?

[FlaHawker 24]

Imagine a life where you have no woman, ride the bus to work, don't have a cell phone, have eaten yourself into getting diabetes, and the biggest part of your year is the Geek of the Year voting on a low traffic messageboard. Where you and your aliases personally represent about 25% of the votes.

 

I think I'm pulling for Seattle now just out of pity. Give the poor loser something to be happy about.

It could be worse. He could be you: working for a measly 50K in a warehouse, lying about an idyllic family life on low traffic message bored, taking budget vacations to Miami, front running for the Eagles. Wow, depressing. How do you get up every morning?

[FlaHawker 24]

Actually, I just thought of a less confussing way to put my question.

 

If Russell Wilson can put the ball in the endzone 3 times a game. Should this guarantee a win 9 out of 10 times as good as our D and ST are?

With this defense, yes. The offense just has to be clean and not turn the ball over. If Wilson and the O can manage 20-24 points, lights out.

[NewbieJr 541]

It could be worse. He could be you: working for a measly 50K in a warehouse, lying about an idyllic family life on low traffic message bored, taking budget vacations to Miami, front running for the Eagles. Wow, depressing. How do you get up every morning?

You almost nailed it. I root for the Eagles. Retard

[Sho Nuff 720]

O.K.

 

Back to Seattle.

 

How many points do you guys think our Offense should score in order to compliment our Great Defense and a really good Special Teams? I'm not talking against any particular team. Just on average. It's also not our total points should the D or ST score.

It's really just looking at the O.

 

I'm thinking 20 points minimum? That's 4 Offensive positions going at 2 TD's and 2 Field Goals, 4 scores total. (Of course I'll take more.)

 

But should Russell Wilson putting up 20 be enough to win most of the time?

 

20 is probably good most of the time in the regular season to get wins. Given your defense will score some and special teams.

Playoffs...better get to 28 most of the time.

[Sho Nuff 720]

No you're not irritated. You just respond over and over for the hell of it!

 

Why would him fake claiming a GOTY vote that means nothing to anyone irritate me?

Making fun of him is not a sign of irritation. You should know this by now.

Just like making fun of you is not a sign of irritation.

HTH

[FlaHawker 24]

You almost nailed it. I root for the Eagles. Retard

Sad existence for sure. I think I'll lay off you for a while. It's like beating up a paraplegic

[NewbieJr 541]

Sad existence for sure. I think I'll lay off you for a while. It's like beating up a paraplegic

Funny thing is, you could barely even beat up a paraplegic. You're such a little cuunt.

[phillybear 366]

O.K.

 

Back to Seattle.

 

How many points do you guys think our Offense should score in order to compliment our Great Defense and a really good Special Teams? I'm not talking against any particular team. Just on average. It's also not our total points should the D or ST score.

It's really just looking at the O.

 

I'm thinking 20 points minimum? That's 4 Offensive positions going at 2 TD's and 2 Field Goals, 4 scores total. (Of course I'll take more.)

 

But should Russell Wilson putting up 20 be enough to win most of the time?

 

30

 

It's the playoffs, when scoring tends to go up. Never take your foot off the gas pedal (Kansas City). Other teams will not send in back ups when the score is lopsided. They will play their starters the entire game because there is no tomorrow.

[phillybear 366]

Imagine a life where you have no woman, ride the bus to work, don't have a cell phone, have eaten yourself into getting diabetes, and the biggest part of your year is the Geek of the Year voting on a low traffic messageboard. Where you and your aliases personally represent about 25% of the votes.

 

I think I'm pulling for Seattle now just out of pity. Give the poor loser something to be happy about.

 

I'm pretty sure kutulu roots for the Giants.

[phillybear 366]

 

Why would him fake claiming a GOTY vote that means nothing to anyone irritate me?

Making fun of him is not a sign of irritation. You should know this by now.

Just like making fun of you is not a sign of irritation.

HTH

 

If not you, then congrats. It sure does seem to rub some folks the wrong way. Which is exactly what it's supposed to do. Get a reaction. But if it doesn't bother you, then stop reacting to it.

 

By the way, I won the vote. BB resigned. You already knew that, yet deny it. Shame on you.

[phillybear 366]

Although, I sense Kopy's frustration. We are 2 days away from our playoff game, and here we are, going round and round with fockd!cks, endlessly spinning in a vortex of dumb.

 

Might be a good time to focus much more on the game itself. Time to get serious.

[murf74 461]

Murf you are slow. Let me simplify. if you picked your team because you saw them win a championship, you jumped on a bandwagon, you're a championship chaser. Simple.

WRONG

 

You are already ragging on people if they are not from the hometown or visited or been to a game at their stadium. That is your qualification as well.

 

How do you know when and how a fan became a fan? Do you have to do a calculation to determine fan ratings?

 

Bandwagon factor = [(Birth Date) minus (first jersey date purchase)] divide by (team Championship Date)...then multiply that value by the natural log of (zip code birthplace - stadium zip code)

 

But as you can see you cannot divide by zero for championship date in the case of the Seahawks so that is why you can't be a bandwagon Seahawk fan. You were right all along

[FlaHawker 24]

Although, I sense Kopy's frustration. We are 2 days away from our playoff game, and here we are, going round and round with fockd!cks, endlessly spinning in a vortex of dumb.

 

Might be a good time to focus much more on the game itself. Time to get serious.

Done deal.

[edjr 6,608]

I drafted Lynch, Taint and Miller in a non redraft playoff league.

 

Look for them to get shutout and lose.

 

I also drafted Scam Newton, Steve Smiff and Panthers D

 

Look for a 49ers v Saints NFC Championship

[Sho Nuff 720]

 

If not you, then congrats. It sure does seem to rub some folks the wrong way. Which is exactly what it's supposed to do. Get a reaction. But if it doesn't bother you, then stop reacting to it.

 

By the way, I won the vote. BB resigned. You already knew that, yet deny it. Shame on you.

 

You confuse the reaction of people feeling sorry for you having to cling to such a thing as irritation.

People have pretty much tired of your schtick and your worn out over the top crap.

You can keep clinging to GOTY and BB resigning all you want...it seems all you have left.

[NewbieJr 541]

 

You confuse the reaction of people feeling sorry for you having to cling to such a thing as irritation.

People have pretty much tired of your schtick and your worn out over the top crap.

You can keep clinging to GOTY and BB resigning all you want...it seems all you have left.

His signature is the saddest on the entire board. Not only listing "awards" he won on a messaeboard, but also fudging ones he didn't. Here is one Boy Scout who never got any merit badges.

Me, on the other hand, won Geek of the Decade from 2000-2009 and I never once had it in my signature. That right there tells you all you need to know about patheticbear.

[jgcrawfish 232]

Clownfish roots for the Steelers because he has no self-esteem and decided to go championship chasing when he was little because the home town Cowboys fans were kicking his arse day in and day out. He's the worst kind of bandwagon fan--a championship chaser.

 

So let's examine this for a minute...If I had low self-esteem, would it really make sense to put myself in a position to get my "arse" kicked "day in and out" by supporting a team that wasn't the one endorsed by all the local sheep? And if I was "chasing championships" wouldn't it make INFINITELY MORE sense to support the most geographically proximal team that was successful, mainly the Cowboys who had just won the Superbowl in 1972? And if I continued to chase championships wouldn't it have been much easier and self-esteem building to support the Cowboys again in the 90's when the were winning Championships, including against my Steelers?

 

Look Massengill, I understand with your lack of IQ, and diarrhea-of-the-mouth (and apparently fingers) condition, that the concept of "logic" is lost on you, but how can you be this obtuse? (*Andy Dufresne - wouldn't want to be accused by the biggest plagiarizer on the board of stealing material) If you want to call me a bandwagon fan despite the fact that I've rooted for the same team since I was old enough to know what football was then there's no words or magic elixir I can give you to remove your head from your ass or regenerate your lost brain cells, you're on your own there.

 

With all that being said, it's probably time for your mom to bring your PB&J down to your basement "apartment" and apply your ProActive acne medication (*Jessica Simpson). That bright light outside is called "sunlight" and you'll probably have to withstand it for a minute to retrieve your unemployment check from the mailbox.

 

Six Superbowl Championships

 

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You're a low life championship chaser! I bet you root for the Yankees too

 

I pretty much have little use for baseball, but can't stand the Yankees (or RedSox) because they're media darlings. Can't stand the Braves because their owner forces them on us via his TV network every minute of the day. Don't like the Cowboys because the media deemed them "America's Team" and shoved them down everybody's throat. I like two professional teams.

 

Six Superbowl Championships

 

 

 

You admit he liked them since he was little...yet still try to call him a bandwagon jumper. That is great.

 

Yup. Your logic, no matter how sound, is completely overwhelmed the stupidity of Massengill, the board's biggest DOOSH!

 

Massengill

[FlaHawker 24]

 

So let's examine this for a minute...If I had low self-esteem, would it really make sense to put myself in a position to get my "arse" kicked "day in and out" by supporting a team that wasn't the one endorsed by all the local sheep? And if I was "chasing championships" wouldn't it make INFINITELY MORE sense to support the most geographically proximal team that was successful, mainly the Cowboys who had just won the Superbowl in 1972? And if I continued to chase championships wouldn't it have been much easier and self-esteem building to support the Cowboys again in the 90's when the were winning Championships, including against my Steelers?

 

Look Massengill, I understand with your lack of IQ, and diarrhea-of-the-mouth (and apparently fingers) condition, that the concept of "logic" is lost on you, but how can you be this obtuse? (*Andy Dufresne - wouldn't want to be accused by the biggest plagiarizer on the board of stealing material) If you want to call me a bandwagon fan despite the fact that I've rooted for the same team since I was old enough to know what football was then there's no words or magic elixir I can give you to remove your head from your ass or regenerate your lost brain cells, you're on your own there.

 

With all that being said, it's probably time for your mom to bring your PB&J down to your basement "apartment" and apply your ProActive acne medication (*Jessica Simpson). That bright light outside is called "sunlight" and you'll probably have to withstand it for a minute to retrieve your unemployment check from the mailbox.

 

 

Six Superbowl Championships

 

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I pretty much have little use for baseball, but can't stand the Yankees (or RedSox) because they're media darlings. Can't stand the Braves because their owner forces them on us via his TV network every minute of the day. Don't like the Cowboys because the media deemed them "America's Team" and shoved them down everybody's throat. I like two professional teams.

 

 

Yup. Your logic, no matter how sound, is completely overwhelmed the stupidity of Massengill, the board's biggest DOOSH!

You can't defend championship chasing you loser. Did you get home or road Lebron James jersey for Xmas?

[jgcrawfish 232]

Although, I sense Kopy's frustration. We are 2 days away from our playoff game, and here we are, going round and round with fockd!cks, endlessly spinning in a vortex of dumb.

 

Might be a good time to focus much more on the game itself. Time to get serious.

 

This is an outstanding idea! I'm sure that Cheatin' Pete Carroll and players on the Seattle Roidhawks are all eagerly awaiting the scintillating football knowledge that you and Massengill bless them with weekly. Hell, I bet they haven't even game planned yet because they've been waiting for you guys to stop wasting time in the FFToday bored and impart your vast football knowledge on them. You guys better focus up or they will lose because you messed around here too much.

 

Hey Massengill Six Superbowl Championships

[jgcrawfish 232]

FlaHawker ("Massengill"), on 09 Jan 2014 - 10:51 AM, said:

 

You can't defend championship chasing you loser. Did you get home or road Lebron James jersey for Xmas?

 

Six Superbowl Championships

[FlaHawker 24]

 

Six Superbowl Championships

See look how good you feel now? That's why you chased the Steelers!!

[FlaHawker 24]

 

This is an outstanding idea! I'm sure that Cheatin' Pete Carroll and players on the Seattle Roidhawks are all eagerly awaiting the scintillating football knowledge that you and Massengill bless them with weekly. Hell, I bet they haven't even game planned yet because they've been waiting for you guys to stop wasting time in the FFToday bored and impart your vast football knowledge on them. You guys better focus up or they will lose because you messed around here too much.

 

Hey Massengill Six Superbowl Championships

You didn't answer my question: home or road Lebron jersey?

[FlaHawker 24]

His signature is the saddest on the entire board. Not only listing "awards" he won on a messaeboard, but also fudging ones he didn't. Here is one Boy Scout who never got any merit badges.

Me, on the other hand, won Geek of the Decade from 2000-2009 and I never once had it in my signature. That right there tells you all you need to know about patheticbear.

Hmm geek of the decade. Too bad that didn't save your marriage.