I Know A Guy/Girl That.....

[BunnysBastatrds 2,589]

Sprays cologne on himself after every time he takes a sh!t. He's convinced the smell lingers on him. Of course, I tell him it does and everybody does that. .

[Little Rusty 19]

[IGotWorms 4,063]

That's an interesting idea. I can see his or her rationale for it but what if you have a multiple-sh!t day? Then you're covered in cologne and nobody likes that. (Although I suppose it is preferable to smelling like sh!t.)

 

Another problem: does this person carry cologne with them everywhere? What if they gotta sh!t at work or, god forbid, while out at a public place?

[Drizzay 744]

I know a girl that survived the equivalent of 3 hits of acid and 2 pills of X from 3 drinks. She was drugged by a bartender on her 21st b-day. She was a complete mess, but thankfully was brought home by some friends. She ended up going to the hospital that night to have her stomach pumped. They took a blood tests and were able to determine the amounts she had in her system. The cops knew about it too, but did not stop it, as they had a sting going on. They eventually caught the guy red-handed a few weeks later after he drug a 19 year old and was in the process of sexually assaulting her in his apartment. Needless to say though, the father of this particular girl I knew wanted to rip the head off of every one of the cops that were aware of her drugging and did nothing.

[frank 2,339]

[BunnysBastatrds 2,589]

I know a girl that survived the equivalent of 3 hits of acid and 2 pills of X from 3 drinks. She was drugged by a bartender on her 21st b-day. She was a complete mess, but thankfully was brought home by some friends. She ended up going to the hospital that night to have her stomach pumped. They took a blood tests and were able to determine the amounts she had in her system. The cops knew about it too, but did not stop it, as they had a sting going on. They eventually caught the guy red-handed a few weeks later after he drug a 19 year old and was in the process of sexually assaulting her in his apartment. Needless to say though, the father of this particular girl I knew wanted to rip the head off of every one of the cops that were aware of her drugging and did nothing.

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I knew a guy that took twenty hits of acid at a Greatful Dead concert. Ricki A . Fawker ripped a few front bumpers off a few cars. Funniest thing I ever laughed at.

[NorthernVike 2,094]

 

Nicely done lil rusty. I'm on my phone so I'm limited. What else can we post now?

[hoytdwow 202]

I know a gal who lives on the hill. She won't do it but her sister will

[shotsup 835]

I know a gal who lives on the hill. She won't do it but her sister will

Lucille !!!

[patweisers44 865]

i know a guy that has to shower after every time he takes a sh1t. Pretty much eliminates shatting anywhere but at home. Or hotel, if travelling.

[Jeff Garcia 8]

I always crap in the morning before I take a shower, that way I'm clean all day.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,589]

I know a girl that will punch you in the face if you stare at her cooter.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,589]

On 11/2/2013 at 6:45 AM, hoytdwow said:

I know a gal who lives on the hill. She won't do it but her sister will

 Jill. She needed the money 

[The Elevator Killer 714]

The search for hilarity in the old threads are getting thin? Try finding the Lil' Kim thread. LOL

[MikeMatt 366]

1 hour ago, The Elevator Killer said:

The search for hilarity in the old threads are getting thin? Try finding the Lil' Kim thread. LOL

I wish Best Buy parking lot thread was available to be re read.