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Geek Christmas Poem

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Rules: One sentence at a time. Use your brain and don't be a douche. Take turns and let's see what happens.

 

I'm not sure I want to start this so I'll allow another.

 

Seasons greetings.

 

 

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"Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring - none other than my wretched spouse...."

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Do we have to use quotes? I'm related to Edgar Allen Poe and he never used quotes ... oh, alright ... I'll give it a go.

 

At first it was just a snort. The sort of snort that jolts you out of your dream of beauties wearing french lace and farting clouds. And then, this horrible, wretched waft crept over me. I felt as if I was captured beneath this steaming rank that seemed to be pulsing out from under the duvet. I clutched at my throat and gasped ...

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Well, you might think there's no such thing a poo-tang

 

But I bet if you asked Rudolph you'd believe.

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Ohhhhh I'm fawked up on bath salts. Right before my hearing with Judge Horowitz. You might think I'm loaded... Just ring the bell and I will sh!t frabreeze!

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Deck! The Halls with Cloward Piven

Fox-Fox-Fox-Fox-Fox- fa Fox-Fox-Fox

MK Ultra is a given

Fox-Fox-Fox-Fox-Fox- fa Fox-Fox-Fox

 

The insane old man's getting grumpy.

Fox-Fox-Fox-Fox-Fox- fa Fox-Fox-Fox

Posting focking jumping monkeys

Fox-Fox-Fox-Fox-Fox- fa Fox-Fox-Fox

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Why do you hate Gary?

:lol:

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All I want for Christmas is 2 big teets.

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...except for the creature that was forcing you to suck his cack, u know, to pay for ur rent and all.

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Roses are red, violets are gray

peefoam, squishy and peepaws

go the fock away

all 3 ignored 

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On the twelfth day of Christmas

The ghetto sent to me

12 illegals stealing

Eleven ho’s a screaming

Ten crooks a robbing

Nine flash mobs a mobbing

Eight cars with bass a booming

Seven gangsters a looming

Six kids with six different dads all serving…

 

Five years in jail……..

 

Four crack pipes

Three lines of coke

Two bags of weed

And another one shot by the cops.

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