Geezil 25 Posted December 14, 2013 Rules: One sentence at a time. Use your brain and don't be a douche. Take turns and let's see what happens. I'm not sure I want to start this so I'll allow another. Seasons greetings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted December 14, 2013 "Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring - none other than my wretched spouse...." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted December 14, 2013 Do we have to use quotes? I'm related to Edgar Allen Poe and he never used quotes ... oh, alright ... I'll give it a go. At first it was just a snort. The sort of snort that jolts you out of your dream of beauties wearing french lace and farting clouds. And then, this horrible, wretched waft crept over me. I felt as if I was captured beneath this steaming rank that seemed to be pulsing out from under the duvet. I clutched at my throat and gasped ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,716 Posted December 15, 2013 Grandma got gang raped by some reindeer..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geezil 25 Posted December 15, 2013 ...walking home from Hooters Christmas eve. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geezil 25 Posted December 15, 2013 Well, you might think there's no such thing a poo-tang But I bet if you asked Rudolph you'd believe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,716 Posted December 15, 2013 Ohhhhh I'm fawked up on bath salts. Right before my hearing with Judge Horowitz. You might think I'm loaded... Just ring the bell and I will sh!t frabreeze! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted December 15, 2013 Deck! The Halls with Cloward Piven Fox-Fox-Fox-Fox-Fox- fa Fox-Fox-Fox MK Ultra is a given Fox-Fox-Fox-Fox-Fox- fa Fox-Fox-Fox The insane old man's getting grumpy. Fox-Fox-Fox-Fox-Fox- fa Fox-Fox-Fox Posting focking jumping monkeys Fox-Fox-Fox-Fox-Fox- fa Fox-Fox-Fox __________ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,137 Posted December 15, 2013 http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=415169&hl=+gocolts++cripple&do=findComment&comment=4929727 http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=415173&hl=+gocolts++cripple Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,716 Posted December 15, 2013 http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=415169&hl=+gocolts++cripple&do=findComment&comment=4929727 http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=415173&hl=+gocolts++cripple Why do you hate Gary? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 2,137 Posted December 15, 2013 Why do you hate Gary? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 836 Posted December 15, 2013 Titans focked it all up ROONED Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted December 16, 2013 ... with visions of she juggs, bouncing through my head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,855 Posted December 16, 2013 Everyone launched a nuclear bomb and the world was destroyed... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,204 Posted December 16, 2013 All I want for Christmas is 2 big teets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted December 16, 2013 And all through your head, where I live rent motherfocking free, not a creature was stirring Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geezil 25 Posted December 16, 2013 ...except for the creature that was forcing you to suck his cack, u know, to pay for ur rent and all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,716 Posted Thursday at 05:15 PM Me no got a present yet My Lady is phat and I lube it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 7,046 Posted 9 hours ago Roses are red, violets are gray peefoam, squishy and peepaws go the fock away all 3 ignored Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 1,087 Posted 6 hours ago On the twelfth day of Christmas The ghetto sent to me 12 illegals stealing Eleven ho’s a screaming Ten crooks a robbing Nine flash mobs a mobbing Eight cars with bass a booming Seven gangsters a looming Six kids with six different dads all serving… Five years in jail…….. Four crack pipes Three lines of coke Two bags of weed And another one shot by the cops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
