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Reclining supine

Henry Hill opens his mouth

To garg Glenn Beck's ballz

 

We have a winner. :first:

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Holy shiit! Med AND OM are back?

 

Good day for the bored.

 

One of them is RP :mad:

 

or maybe both :o

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I've been so naughty

I trash you online all day

Spank me, Hillary!

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Eaglesin14

Awesome Groucho Marx mustache!

Did you know RP?

 

He was Geez Louise

Mike gave him the boot again

I think he'll be back

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Let us bring it back

That did not take long did it

what a total donk

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Don't worry fellas

I know how much you'll miss me

Meet me here for lunch

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I know I'm wanted

It's just Mike's sense of humor

Such a funny guy

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:first:

:first:

:first:

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We welcomed him back

Just asked him to contribute

He refused. so bye

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only 852

posts to be booted again

how many next time

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phillybear says no

I miss his constant trolling

rp I love you

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Re-registering

A soul coated in mucus

With lemon-fresh scent

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Got up from RP

This guy only has BO

I sat next to him

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Drobs cries bitter tears

Reality sobs like a girl

Hilarity ensues. :lol:

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I'm with FBI

You've been using our WiFi

Step into the van

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Here take back yo' cash

I ain't listenin' to you

I'll go beg elsewhere

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I did nothing wrong!

I dare you to report me!

(Oops, you really did)

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I'm with FBI

You've been using our WiFi

Step into the van

Voltaire killing it. :first:

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I don't know RP

I just signed up yesterday

Stop saying I'm me

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I did nothing wrong!

I dare you to report me!

(Oops, you really did)

:lol:

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May I change seats ma'am?

No. That man has Ebola.

Please ma'am, I don't mind.

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Drobs cries bitter tears

Reality sobs like a girl

Hilarity ensues. :lol:

 

you suck at Haiku

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Where IS drobeski?

He dared to get reported

Someone called his bluff?

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Where IS drobeski?

He dared to get reported

Someone called his bluff?

He may just be bed-bound with a case of Twinkies dealing with his separation anxiety.

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Where IS drobeski?

He dared to get reported

Someone called his bluff?

Grief-stricken doctor

Knows toilets don't clean themselves

But just can't go on

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Where IS drobeski?

He dared to get reported

Someone called his bluff?

 

The cancer is gone

But not all are so happy

It was part of us

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Where IS drobeski?

He dared to get reported

Someone called his bluff?

Beloved RP

Our unspoken gay longing

Did you feel it too?

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A new day is born

going on 6 days today

oh how sweet it is

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Could this be the end

It has been over two weeks

Happy days are here

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I'm not coming back

I don't love you anymore

I know you miss me

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stuck here as a guest

Oh it hurts me so deeply

i wish I could troll

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