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:D If you kill a deer with a knife, cut it up and eat it at a family picnic, you might be a redneck.

No reason to have the meat go to waste. I called the cop in town who tagged it and let me go with it. After almost pissing his pants laughing at our story.

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Been frogging. Ran across six lanes of traffic with an ice chest without wheels.

I've been frog gigging.

Numerous rodeos (not professional ones, out in a field ones)

 

And yes bunny... The state of tennessee required us to do square dancing in gym class every year all the way through middle school.

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I've been frog gigging.

Numerous rodeos (not professional ones, out in a field ones)

 

And yes bunny... The state of tennessee required us to do square dancing in gym class every year all the way through middle school.

 

I fawking hated that week more than any other when I was in grade school. We also had to do African dancing with two wooden sticks you tapped on two hollow logs and danced in rhythm. Awful.

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Some friends and I tied a large innertube to the back of a jacked up Ford pickup and then piled on as the driver took us snow tubing in a public park.It was a blast until he took a sharp turn and the tube swung around to the front and the big wheels ran over the tube.Luckily for us the turn was fast and sharp enough it threw our asses off before getting ran over.

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No self respecting redneck eats Dove, you poosay :thumbsdown:

 

Totally not true. The rednecks around here wrap them in bacon and put them on the grill.

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Totally not true. The rednecks around here wrap them in bacon and put them on the grill.

 

Well Col, you hit two bulls eyes. SUX thinks a redneck is someone who drinks Chablis without a lemon twist. I almost posted about dove breast wrapped in bacon yesterday. :thumbsup:

 

I notice you only have 27 post. A lot of paranoid geeks will probably start saying you are Recliner Pilot coming back as an alias.

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I fawking hated that week more than any other when I was in grade school. We also had to do African dancing with two wooden sticks you tapped on two hollow logs and danced in rhythm. Awful.

We did the African stitck dancing too.

 

That became a blood sport where we attempted to trip each other and smash ankles.

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We did the African stitck dancing too.

 

That became a blood sport where we attempted to trip each other and smash ankles.

Nice.

 

Did you ever get the Presedential Patch? The one Bush and Arnold promoted? I think there were six events. I kicked ass in all but the pull ups one. Always came up a few short with that one. To this day, I can't do them.

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And yes bunny... The state of tennessee required us to do square dancing in gym class every year all the way through middle school.

We had it in PE, also. (California)

 

Nice.

 

Did you ever get the Presedential Patch? The one Bush and Arnold promoted? I think there were six events. I kicked ass in all but the pull ups one. Always came up a few short with that one. To this day, I can't do them.

 

Ahh...the Presidential Patch. I strived for it and got it, but it was wayyyy before bush and Arnold were in office.

It might have been called something different back then :dunno:

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We had it in PE, also. (California)

 

 

Ahh...the Presidential Patch. I strived for it and got it, but it was wayyyy before bush and Arnold were in office.

It might have been called something different back then :dunno:

The double rope on the back patch?

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Totally not true. The rednecks around here wrap them in bacon and put them on the grill.

Fake rednecks :mad:

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Ahh...the Presidential Patch. I strived for it and got it, but it was wayyyy before bush and Arnold were in office.

It might have been called something different back then :dunno:

 

I was going to post this. :thumbsup: It was the "Presidential Physical Fitness" award. I just googled it and, not surprisingly, it was replaced a few years ago with a participation trophy. :thumbsdown:

 

Starting next school year, the test will become a thing of the past. It's being replaced by thePresidential Youth Fitness Program (PYFP), a "health-related, criterion-based assessment" which resulted from a partnership between the President's Council on Fitness, Sports, and Nutrition, the Amateur Athletic Union, the American Alliance for Health, Physical Education, Recreation, and Dance (AAHPERD), Cooper Institute, and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

The departure from the test, part of the President's Challenge, signals a move away from measuring students' performance and puts more emphasis on assessing students' health, according to the PYFP's website.

"To keep fitness in a positive mode, children's individual fitness scores will not be used as a criteria for grading in physical education class and will be confidential between the teacher, student, and parent," said Paul Roetert, chief executive officer of the AAHPERD, in a statement.

Under the new program, students' fitness will be measured using the Cooper Institute'sFITNESSGRAM, which measures five areas of health-related fitness: aerobic capacity, body composition, flexibility, muscle strength, and muscular endurance. FITNESSGRAM's Healthy Fitness Zone standards "represent the minimal levels of fitness needed for good health based on the student's age and gender," according to the PYFP website.

 

http://blogs.edweek.org/edweek/schooled_in_sports/2012/09/presidential_physical_fitness_test_to_be_replaced_after_2012-13_school_year.html

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Went camping. Haven't been since I've been old enough to afford a real vacation

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Some friends and I tied a large innertube to the back of a jacked up Ford pickup and then piled on as the driver took us snow tubing in a public park.It was a blast until he took a sharp turn and the tube swung around to the front and the big wheels ran over the tube.Luckily for us the turn was fast and sharp enough it threw our asses off before getting ran over.

 

We had an an old carhood that we flipped over and tied behind my buddy's jeep. Multiple contusions, concussions, and a broken nose. Good times.

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Went camping. Haven't been since I've been old enough to afford a real vacation

Funny my gf and her family own an 1100 site campground and its damn near paradise. Tennis,put put golf,fishing,a 9 hole golf course,nature trails, a pool, many open areas to do what you wish and 4 bath houses where you never have to go far in order to get a shower or a shitt. we have a store and a rec center that has a ton of video games. Camping is cool man you just have to find a place you like thats not redneck.

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Funny my gf and her family own an 1100 site campground and its damn near paradise. Tennis,put put golf,fishing,a 9 hole golf course,nature trails, a pool, many open areas to do what you wish and 4 bath houses where you never have to go far in order to get a shower or a shitt. we have a store and a rec center that has a ###### ton of video games. Camping is cool man you just have to find a place you like thats not redneck.

 

 

That's not camping

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That's not camping

 

Right? That's a 4 star resort compared to setting up a tent in the woods and sh1tting in the dinner pan

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Right? That's a 4 star resort compared to setting up a tent in the woods and sh1tting in the dinner pan

When I camp all we have is the tent, the fire pit, and then the wash rooms where you can use the bathroom and shower. Love cooking corn bread and beans on the cast iron skillet.

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Well Col, you hit two bulls eyes. SUX thinks a redneck is someone who drinks Chablis without a lemon twist. I almost posted about dove breast wrapped in bacon yesterday. :thumbsup:

 

I notice you only have 27 post. A lot of paranoid geeks will probably start saying you are Recliner Pilot coming back as an alias.

 

I lost my password to my other account. I think it was "Colonel Hogan" and before that something else. My first post was prob in 2002, but I come and go. Def not RP.

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